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Vex and Hunter were having a sleepover, vex’s long ass legs were draped off the small bed, and Hunter was laying on his back, wide awake, face stuffed with weed. Like fr eating it.
after an half an hour of staring at a wall He started getting the munchies. And REALLY Fucking wanted a burger. So he was gonza get a burger.
“vveveexxxx” he poked his arm VERY Softly.
“Vexxxx” he said a little louder.
”vex”
”vex”
”vex
”vex”
”Vex”
“VEX”
“VEX WAKE THE FUCK UP” Hunter started beating him with a pillow.
”what the FUCK. DO YOU WANT?!?!” Yelled Vex Agresivly
”jeez, no need to be so agro” 😒
“Goodnight hunter”
“NO. Where going get the fuck up”
“no wtf I’m sleeping. It’s 3 in the morning.”
“I’m HUNGRY. Where going to McDonals.”
“No.”
He went under the covers.
So Hunter WHIPED THE COVER OFF AND YACKED HIM OVER HIS SHOLDERS.
”PUT ME DOWN YOU DUMB DUMB IDIOT.”
”McDolalds..”
so they went out, so socks no shirt, just walked to McDonalds.
more like vex got carried.
when they finally got there they walked through the drive through and got like 6 bags of food, and Hunter screamed at the guys to fix the Ice cream Machine.
so they got 6 bags of food and ice cream. So that both pooped down on the pavement and ate their hearts out and made out. The end.