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Baldi had so much to do at the schoolhouse, and quagmire noticed so he tried to get Baldi to take a break but Baldi turned around and said
“ S̷̘͊h̵̳͝u̶̗͒t̵̫͠ ̴̫̏t̷̻͌h̵̞̿ȅ̵̯ ̴͔̋f̴̛͉u̸̘͊c̵̓͜k̵̡̀ ̷̙̓ṳ̵͝p̴̿͜ ̷̟͛o̵͙̎r̴͔̀ ̷͓̎I̴̙͘’̸͎̓l̸͎̓l̶̺͝ ̷̯͝t̸͈̉u̴̳͠ṛ̵̿n̸͚̒ ̸̛̬ṫ̵̳h̶̼̔a̷͕̐t̶̟̚ ̴̣̽s̷͍̎m̸̨̌ỉ̸̩l̶͚̑ė̴̗ ̸̾͜ǔ̸̟p̵͕͘ś̶̲í̸̠d̸͉͆e̵͙̋ ̶̜̎d̸̠́ò̷̡w̷̹͝n̴̡͆,̵̮̇ ̷̘͐ự̷ ̵̹̇f̷̠̐a̵̰͝t̴̨̎ ̷͔͝c̴̋͜ḧ̷̻́i̵͉͂n̷͈̕ ̶͔̏ā̸̢s̸̮̾ṡ̶̗ ̷̐͜b̷͇̂i̴̇͜t̴̏͜c̷̮̑h̶͈͐” Quagmire was shocked so he ran off. While running off he heard a ruler slapping behind his back. Quagmire turned around and saw Baldi chasing after him with the longest ruler he ever saw.