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Midnight added Ingenium, Loud Cloud, Eraserhead, Present Mic,
Endeavor, Hawks, All Might, Vlad King and Mirko
Midnight: heyyyyy losers :DDDDD
Loud Cloud: Heyyyyy sexy!!!!!
Midnight: gotta look the best for the best ;)
Present Mic: ☹️☹️☹️☹️
Midnight: ur the best too zashi 😘😘😘
Eraserhead: ....
Midnight: OFC U TOO U LIL EMO 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
Endeavor: Why am I here?
Hawks: cuz u luv ussssss
Endeavor: You are in a relationship with my son.
Hawks: no shit dumbfuck, i didnt mean it like that, ur like 60
Endeavor: I am fourty-six.
Midnight: "fOuRtY-SiX"
Mirko: 46 going on 80
Hawks: FOULLLLLLLL
Loud Cloud: Miruko thATS DIABOLICAL
Hawks: im adding my piece of shit bf bc i luv him
Hawks added Dabi
Dabi left the chat
Hawks added Dabi
Dabi left the chat
Hawks added Dabi
Dabi: LET ME LEAVE BIRDBRAIN
Hawks: no :)
Dabi: ew my dad is here
Endeavor: Touya, I sincerely apologize.
Dabi: ew not touya PLSSSSS
Dabi: shits laughable
Dabi: anyways
Dabi: mb I need my emotional support group
Dabi added Vampiric Tendecies, Crusty Hoe, Double Trouble,
Magic Man, and Magnet
Dabi: oh shit the names
Dabi changed Vampiric Tendencies name to Toga
Dabi changed Crusy Hoe's name to Shigaraki
Dabi changed Double Trouble's name to Jin
Dabi changed Magic Man's name to Sako
Dabi changed Magnet's name to Kenji
Shigaraki: dabi im going to FUCKING KILL YOU
Dabi: go ahead
Toga: VLAD IS HERE
Toga: VLADCLADCLADCLVALDCLAFCVADVLAD
Toga: @Vlad King
Vlad King: hi Himiko
Toga: :DDD
Endeavor: Why are there vigilantes in our Group Chat?
Hawks: i promise you r the only 1 who gives a shit
Hawks: and besides
Hawks: 1 of them is ur son
Dabi: I! DONT! LIKE! HIM!!!!
Eraserhead: this is a waste of time
Eraserhead: why would you do this nemuri
Midnight: its funnnnnn
Toga: im bored
Toga: vlad doesnt know how to text
Toga: i want my gfffffffffff
Hawks: thats gay
Toga: says u???????
Hawks: i hate u
Dabi: thats literally my little sister fuckface
Toga: 😁😁
Hawks: mfb
Toga: CAN I ADD MY GF MIDNIGHT PRETTY PRETTY PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Midnight: UUMMMMM OFCCCCCC I LOVE THE BABY GAYS <333333
Toga: YAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYY
Toga added Uravity
Toga: hello my love <3333
Uravity: hi miko <3
Sako: tahsts geyyyyyy
Kenji: oh lord
Kenji: you and your girlfriend are adorable, toga
Toga: THAMKS BIG SIS MAGGGGGG
Uravity: sensei
Eraserhead: oh no
Present Mic: oh come ONNNN shouta
Present Mic: we love our little listeners, right @Midnight @Loud Cloud ?
Midnight: OFC WE DO
Loud Cloud: OBVIOUSLYYYYY
Uravity: i wanna add the class
Eraserhead: i will actually fucking kill myself
Present Mic: i will make hound dog watch you
Present Mic: im so serious
Eraserhead: i made a joke, is that so crazy?
Loud Cloud: yes
Eraserhead: NOT YOUR CONVERSATION OBORO
Uravity: but deku wants to join and it'd be unfair not to add his bf too but kat would want his friendgroup to join so on and so fourth so i should just add everyone
All Might: That reminded me of young Midoriya and his mumbling!
Uravity: PLS
Uravity: its so weird to see how the pros text 💀💀💀💀💀
Endeavor: I advise your classmates not to be as disrespectful as these other Pros have been.
Hawks: WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW TODOROKI
Hawks: disrespectful? me???? NEVER
Uravity: ....right
Uravity added Anima, Mindfuck, Phantom Theif, Creati, Chargebolt, Earphone Jack, Ingenium(2.0??),
Deku, Dynamight, Froppy, Red Riot, Tsukuyomi, Always Twinkling, Tentacole, Cellophane, Sugarman,
Alien Queen, Invisble Girl, Tailman, Shouto, Shemage, Vantablack, Real Steal, Mudman, Lizardy,
Welder, Spiral, Jack Mantis, Rule, Vine, Gevaudan, Mines, Rocketti, Tsuburaba, Comicman, Plamo,
Emily, Long Weizi, and Battle Fist
Eraserhead: that is so much more than your class.
Uravity: yeah but i felt bad ☹️
Phantom Theif: VLAD IS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Vlad King: Hello Neito, your older sister is here too.
Toga: HEY ASSHATTTTTTT
Phantom Theif: 😐
Dabi: so thats ur brother, huh?
Toga: unfortunately
Phantom Theif: didnt know you could spell that word, big sis :)
Toga: hahahahahhaa i hate u
Battle Fist: Why didnt you tell us you had a sister ☹️
Phantom Theif: bc ur my real big sister 😁
Toga: WOW
Shouto: Hello, dad, Dabi
Dabi: sup masterpiece
Toga: why can my bio brother call me nice nickanmes like that ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
Shouto: Dabi calls me masterpiece because my father favoured me over him in childhood, causing him to become a viginante, it is jealousy.
Alien Queen: THAT WAS SO PASSICE AGREEVISVE SNXKNBCJHB
Shouto: My apologies.
Toga: dabi you got anything to say???
Dabi: im incredibly offended
Shouto: That's crazy.
Alien Queen: IDBCJDKJWNSMXSHBXBXKSJDEDJNHXJN
Alien Queen: @Cellophane can i have ur gf
Cellophane: NO?
Froppy: MINA?? HELLO???? UR BEAUTIFUL GF IS RIGHT HERE
Alien Queen: BUT U C WHERE IM COMING FROM RIGHT
Froppy: ...
Froppy: yeah
Endeavor: What is with the attention my daughter is getting? I understand, because she is my daughter, but is she a popular student?
Shouto: xxsddvfndvjn
Shouto: I do not think I'm popular?
Alien Queen: you def are
Alien Queen: everyone loves you
Cellophane: REMINDER THAT SHE IS MY GF
Shouto: <3
Deku: Hi everyone!!!!
Dynamight: wtf why did you add me to this chat round face
Uravity: Bc itll be fun!!!!!!
Uravity: and i was gonna add izu-kun either way, and youd be pissy that he was in here without you
Dynamight: DIE
All Might: That is no way to talk to your classmates!
Dynamight: DIEDIEDIE
Eraserhead: leave it, yagi, theyre always like this
Dynamight: YEAH
Shouto: Can I add my siblings here?
Dabi: the best one's already here 🤞
Shouto: I'm telling Yumi you said that
Dabi: NONONONONO FUCK NO
Shouto: :)
Shouto added Natsuo and Fuyumi
Natsuo: ew dads here
Dabi: THATS WHAT I SAID
Fuyumi: be respectful guys!!
Cellophane: Hi im roki's BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuyumi: Sho, you didnt tell us you had a bf!
Shouto: I was going to tell you but i....
Shouto: forgot
Fuyumi: no big deal, sho!
Fuyumi: anyways!!! whats your name?
Cellophane: its Hanta Sero!
Fuyumi: is cellophane your hero name?
Cellophane: sure is!
Fuyumi: thats really cool!
Shigaraki: oh no
Natsuo: HEY TOMU <3333333333
Miruko: wowwww yumi, i dont get a hello?
Fuyumi: IM REALLY SORRY I WAS PREOCCUPIED!! HI BABY <3
Miruko: its okay love <3
Natsuo: um tomu????? i said hi.
Shigaraki: hi nat
Natsuo: <33333
Dabi: CRUSTY IS DATING MY BROTHER
Hawks: you didnt know 💀
Shigaraki: dw endeavor, i hate all might as much as you do
Endeavor: Natsuo, I approve of this relationship.
Natsuo: I didnt ask 💀
Shemage: this chat is so funn!!!
Vantablack: agreed 😍
Mudman: couldnt have said it better 😍
Lizardy: ofc baby 😍
Tsukuyomi: Yes, of course, Komori 😍
Battle Fist: down bad
Shemage: i dont mind, itsuka, my partners are the best <3
Vantablack: DJIVNBDICBJKBDJSB
Mudman: SJCNJDHBUHBEDI
Lizardy: DNIDNCIBCIXHSB
Tsukuyomi: SNJXBIBSHFBEIUH
Hawks: UA is so gay, im glad i never went there
Dabi: hes being sarcastic, he is, in fact, a homosexual
Fuyumi added Rei
Dabi: bro why did you add mom (no offense mom i love you to death)
Rei: It's okay, I didn't take any offense.
Rei: And, I asked Fuyumi to add me here.
Hawks: Hey Mrs. Todoroki, I see where dabi got his good looks ;)
Rei: oh, that's nice of you!
Shouto: Hi mom
Rei: Hi love
Cellophane: 😭😭😭😭💕💕💕💕
Rei: Hi, what's your name, young man?
Cellophane: its hanta sero <33333
Rei: Oh, Shouto, is this the boy you tell me about?
Shouto: yes
Rei: That's sweet
Midnight: No offense but I didn't make this chat for a "meeting the family" :|
Hawks: yeah also
Hawks: some of those hero-in-training names are... 💀
Rule: Your hero name is literally Hawks. Stfu.
Shemage: Don't insult Hawks!!!
Hawks: AYYYYY thanks kid!!! shemage is a good hero name!
Rule: Suck up.
Spiral: Finally, something I can agree on.
Lizardy: would it be too far to call them cunts @Midnight