Chapter Text
It was a normal day in U.A.
“DIE!!”
Yep. Just a normal day in U.A. Then poof! Gone. Reduce to atoms. All class 1-A students, along with some 1-B kids disappeared along with the staff inside the theatre.
“What the?” Present Mic said.
“Who the fuck!?”
“Bakugo! Language!”
“Shut up, Glasses!”
“Kacchan, calm down.”
“Don’t tell me what to do, nerd!”
“May I interrupt your conversation?” The mysterious man appeared in front of the confused people.
“Who the hell are you?! A villain?!”
“Well. Used to be one. But do not act in violence because-”
Bakugo attempts to fire his explosions, but it didn’t happen.
“What the?! Sensei! Did you delete my Quirk!?”
“I-I didn’t.” Aizawa blinks his eyes in surprise.
“Mine didn’t work either!”
“I can see myself again!”
“Why are you doing this?” Izuku said hugging Eri.
“Well. I want you all to witness the show that I’ve been searching for, and I want this room to be spotless.”
“Let’s just get this over with,” Bakugo grumbled in his seat. This better be good.
“Oh come on, Bakubro. It’ll be good.”
“Yeah. Quit being a downer.”
“Whatever.”
The seating:
Snack table
MOVIE SCREEN
Mineta Koda Aoyama Momo Shoto
Denki Kirishima Tokoyami Awase Kamikiri
Bakugo Jiro Izuku Eri Ochako
Kendo Monoma Ibara Shoji Tooru
Iida Tsu Sato Setsuna Ojiro
Shinso Sero Mina Mei Power Loader
Aizawa Vlad All Might Midnight Mic
“Let’s press play, shall we?” The man presses the button.
WALT DISNEY PICTURES
PIXAR ANIMATION STUDIOS
The screen shows a dark background as a familiar voice is heard, inhale and exhale deeply.
“Okay. Here we go. Focus. I am speed.”
“Wait.” Denki points out.
“Is that?” Sero said.
“Yup. I notice that voice very well.”
Bakugo just sits in his chair and leans in front, suddenly gaining interest.
The screen then shows some racecars whizzing past on a racetrack, then goes back to dark again.
“One winner. 42 losers. I eat losers for breakfast.”
The screen then shows the red car from the back of its left side as the car accelerates and gains on a racecar. Then the screen goes dark again.
“Breakfast? Wait, maybe I should have had breakfast? A little brekkie could be good for me. No, no, no, stay focused. Speed!”
(Multiversal counterpart found: Lightning McQueen as Katsuki Bakugo)
“It is him,” Aizawa said.
“Oh boy.”
“HAHA! Beat that, you extras! I’m the main character in this movie! Suck on it!”
Setsuna leans next to a Catholic friend.
“And this is the guy have a crush on?”
“He may seem brass, but he has a heart of gold.”
“Okay then.”
The screen then shows the racecars whizzing along the racetrack as the camera moves to the right. The screen then goes dark again.
“I’m faster than fast, quicker than quick! I am Lightning!”
Someone slams on the trailer.
“Hey Lightning, are you ready?”
“Oh, yeah. Lightning's ready.”
Jiro and Kaminari bop to the music.
“That’s a good tune.”
“You said it.”
The car revs its engine, and its different body parts are shown as the vehicle drives slowly out of the trailer. Car number 95 goes out of the trailer to reveal…a mouth? With red eyes for a windshield. He’s a Chevrolet Corvette C1.
“…Eh?” There was a lot of confusion in this room.
“Kacchan…As a car…”
“Well. You see something new every day.”
“HAHAHA! One of class 1-A is a car! What a joke! I’m laughing my a-“ Monoma gets chopped by Kendo.
“Behave.”
“Uncle Kacchan looks so silly.” Eri giggled causing the girls to aww.
“Out of all things. I thought I was the racer, but I’m actually the car.” Bakugo muttered.
“Chill, BakuBro. At least you look manly in your car form.”
He then revs his engine again as the crowd cheer. The camera then shows the audience on the stadium seats, then an aerial view of the Motor Speedway of the South circuit, then a cameraman aiming a camera at the circuit.
“Woah! The world is filled with sentient cars!” Sero said.
“That’s so-“
“Amazing! I must learn about this world ASAP!”
“Hatsume, no!”
“Hatsume, yes!”
Aizawa looks at his drink as if he accidentally drank some alcohol.
The camera then shows McQueen on the television screen on the scoring pylon. Then the camera shows the circuit from as high as the audience seats and zooms in on McQueen.
“Ka-chow!” McQueen did his signature phrase.
“Pfft! That’s so silly of him!” Mina snickered.
“Shut up!”
“Well, I like it. It looks very fabulous~!” Aoyama flutters his hair as sparkles flutter around him.
“Quiet, Twinkle Toes!”
“Bakugo, be quiet."
“Ka-chow~!” Eri did the same, causing a lot to clutch their hearts at this adorable sight.
The camera then shows the race, Shows "Walt Disney Pictures Presents" text as it shows the cars zooming and whooshing along then it shows "A Pixar Animation Studios Film" text as the blue wheel runs.
Then it shows the "CARS" text.
The stock cars are zooming inside the track, with all of the faces determined to win this race.
“WOHHH! NASCAR!” Mina cheered.
“They took a left turn!” Denki meme’d.
“They took another left turn!” Kirishima meme’d.
“Shut up, all three of you! We’re watching my awesome scene here!”
McQueen then swerves and overtakes six cars with a grin on his face.
“Look at him go, overtaking those cars like it’s nothing!”
“Of course! I’m the greatest after all!”
“He swerves around like it’s nothing,” Momo said, looking at how Bakugo overtakes. “But he’s blocked by those two cars in front of him. How’s he gonna pull off?”
He then gets blocked by two cars named Floyd Mulvihill and Rusty Cornfuel and rides his right wheel on the wall to overtake the two cars.
“Well. Modern problems modern solutions I guess.”
“Haha! Those extras didn’t see it coming!”
McQueen drives behind the car as the camera zooms in to reveal the Piston Cup rear camera view. The camera then shows McQueen on the television screen on top of the scoring pylon as he winks, Mia and Tia scream (Ibarra twitches her eye), and the camera then shows the audience cheering and doing their version of the wave with headlights, then it skips to a truck named Brian selling some souvenirs.
“Get your antenna balls here!”
The camera then shows the racers whooshing along, then it shows some RVs, the camera zooms in on two RVs named Larry and R.M., who are cheering.
“You got that right, Slick.” He whistles.
Then the camera shows some of the racers in the pits as the air wrenches are heard whirring. It goes to different racers as they have their pit stops, and ends with one of the racers exiting back onto the track.
“Wow. They’re working fast.”
“This is the race, after all, young Midoriya. They have to get back on track fast.”
“Indeed. In racing, every single second counts. Lose some, then you’ll be at the back of the pack.” Aizawa reminded his class on the first day
The camera shows some people going into the toilets, as there is a long queue for the women.
Some students snickered at the gender stereotype here.
Then it shows in the crowd an RV named Elvis, who is dancing to Real Gone, the camera then shows a green car that is 1987 Buick Grand National NASCAR race car with the number 86 as he purposely hits a racer named Lee Revkins off the track, Lee Revkins grunts, and screams slides away as the green car smirk drives away.
(Multiversal counterpart found: Chick Hicks as Neito Monoma.)
“Oh great.” Awase face-palmed.
“Haha! Look at me go, you 1-A inferiors! For I will win this race!” Monoma laughs maniacally.
“And there is your stereotypical dirty driver.” Vlad groaned as he saw his student counterpart being the one causing trouble.
Then Chick gets passed by a blue 1970 Plymouth Superbird with the number 43 as he revs his engine and drives away as Chick and McQueen are on his tail.
(Multiversal counterpart found: Strip “The King” Weathers as Izuku Midoriya.)
“Deku!/Midoriya-kun!”
“Papa!” Eri clutches her little fingers at the car.
“Yes, sweetie. Daddy’s in this movie.”
“Wow. Your model car looks so slick.” Ochako complimented.
“Damn, nerd. The King? Trying to be cocky, eh?” Bakugo grinned.
“Well, I have to be good at racing to earn that nickname.”
“Well prepare to get dethroned by yours truly!”
“Don’t forget about me!” Monama shouted.
Then the camera shows Bob Cutlass and Darrell Cartrip, car versions of Bob Costas and Darrell Waltrip, announcing the race.
“Welcome back to the Dinoco 400, I'm Bob Cutlass, here with my good friend, Darrell Cartrip, we're midway through what may turn out to be a historic day for racing.”
“Bob, my oil pressure's through the roof right now. If this gets any more exciting, they're gonna have to tow me outta the booth!”
“Right you are, Darrell. Three cars are tied for the season points lead, heading into the final race of the season.” The screen shows the racer’s name and points as the trio is revving through the track.
The students are in awe at the trio’s scoreboard.
“All three are tied with 5013 points,” Shoto said.
“And one will be the victor,” Shoji said.
All three look at each other. Monama and Bakugo glared at each other, while Izuku cowered.
“And the winner of this race Darrell, will win the season title and, the Piston Cup. Does The King, Strip Weathers, have one more victory in him before retirement?”
“He's been Dinoco's golden boy for years! Can he win them one last Piston Cup?”
“Woah, Midoriya! Look at those trophies you achieved!”
“So cool!” Izuku blushed at the compliments.
“Dinoco’s Golden boy, huh? Now, where do I hear that one before?” Aizawa glance at nervous All Might.
“And, as always, in the second place spot, we find Chick Hicks. He's been chasing that tail fin his entire career.”
“Bhahaha! Look at you, third place spot from us 1-A!” Bakugo laughs at a fuming Monoma.
“Chick thought this was his year, Bob. His chance to finally emerge from The King's shadow. But the last thing he expected was... Lightning McQueen!”
“You know, I don't think anybody expected this. The rookie sensation comes into the season unknown. But everyone knows him now.”
“Haha! Look at me go! I’m gonna steal that trophy from both of you!”
“Will he be the first rookie to win a Piston Cup and land Dinoco?”
“The legend, the runner-up, and the rookie! Three cars, one champion!”
The camera then shows the racers. Chick is trying to overtake Strip Weathers, who was blocking his way.
“No no no.” Denki wagged his finger.
“You shall not pass,” Jiro said.
“We’ll see about that.”
McQueen then catches up to Chick as they try to get ahead of one another.
“I’m gonna pass you, one way or another.”
“Make me, doggy.”
“The heck did you say to me, Copycat?!”
“No, you don’t.” McQueen then moves to the left and finally overtakes Chick's, McQueen chuckles, and Chick then gains on McQueen as Real Gone ends. Chick Hicks then bumps McQueen, causing him to slide off the track onto the infield. The crowd is heard booing at what had happened.
“Oohh! What a ride!”
Chick Hicks laughs as his rival spun out.
Most of class 1-A booed as well, throwing popcorn at the screen.
“Hey! That’s a cheap trick!”
“All is fair in love and war.”
“Go get 'em, McQueen! Go get 'em!” whistles, McQueen then drives back on the track, behind all of the other racers. Chick then looks back to see McQueen far behind him.
“We love you, Lightning!”
“Dinoco is all mine.” Chick bumps Winford slides into the wall and collides with all of the other racers.
“Trouble, turn-3!” Darrell shouted.
Most of the audience is shocked by other Monoma’s horrid actions to sabotage the race.
“Holy crap.”
Chick Hicks chuckles. “Get through that, McQueen.”
“Oh, a huge crash behind the leaders!”
Fans gasp, and the camera then shows all of the different racers as they collide, with one flying through the air, and one losing its tire.
The students and teachers winced at the wreckage in front of them. Eri cowers next to her papa as Izuku hugs her.
Claude and another racer named Billy Oilchanger then stop, facing each other. Claude Scruggs giggles, and grunts as he gets hit by another racer, and gasps as another racer named Todd Marcus from Cars: Fast as Lightning comes towards him, Claude then gets hit by Todd, ending upside down on Todd's roof, Claude Scruggs and Todd Marcus scream at each other. Then the camera shows McQueen, who is driving through the wreckage and dodging the other racers.
“Jesus Christ! Such terrible carnage!” Ibara swore.
“Not to mention this world acts like humans so the wreckage is like bones breaking all over the place.” Denki winced at the sight.
“Monoma! That behavior in the race is not acceptable! Those people could’ve died!” Iida shouted with fast hand chops.
“Look! Bakubro is still in the wreckage!”
“Wait what?!”
“Wait for a second, Darrell. McQueen is in the wreckage.”
“There’s no way the rookie can make it through! Not in one piece that is!”
“Watch me.”
McQueen continues to dodge other cars that are sliding on the road. Then he spotted the car upside down.
The class is gripping their armrests. What would Bakugo do?
“Don’t tell me he’s gonna-“
So he took it as an opportunity to bounce on the car’s undercarriage in the air. McQueen exhales deeply and has his tongue down. Then he moves his tire towards the audience, as a reflection of McQueen's bolt sticker shines on them.
“Lightning! Ahhh~!” Mia and Tia sighed lovingly.
“He did it! He’s a goddamn mad lad!” Mineta exclaimed.
“Holy cow! That’s so manly!”
“Using the surroundings as a way out of the carnage is remarkable.”
“Yay! Uncle Kacchan made it out!”
Bakugo did a smirk at a shocked Monoma.
McQueen lands back on the ground on 4 tires.
“Look at that, McQueen made it through!” Darrell said.
“Man, what a spectacular move from Lightning McQueen!”
“Yeah! Ka-chow!”
“Ka-chow!” Some students shouted the catchphrase.
Fans in the stadium chanted his name. One, in particular, is Albert Hinkey, an RV, and a huge (pun intended) fan.
“Yeah, McQueen! Ka-chow!!” He honks his horn, causing others around him to glare at him.
Jirou covered her ears in pain.
“While everyone else heads into the pits, McQueen stays in to take the lead!”
One car named Chuck Armstrong is heavily injured, has large dents everywhere, bent tires, and is leaking oil was pulled away by tow.
“Don’t take me out Tow! I can still race!”
“He looks like he has no condition to race anymore.”
“I gotta say, I admire his dedication to race though.”
“He’s about to get an early retirement.”
The camera then shows most of the other racers having a pit stop. It then shows Chick, while his pitties are changing his tires.
Chick Hicks chuckles “What do you think boys? A thing of beauty.”
“About that…” Kamakiri raises his finger.
“Don’t remind me…”
“McQueen made it through!” Chick’s Crew Chief shouted.
“What?!” The camera then shows the TV screen, which McQueen is still on the track.
“He's not pitting!”
“Come on, you gotta get me out there! Let's go, gotta get me back out there! Come on!”
“Hurry up, you slowpokes! I’m gonna lose the lead to two 1-A bastards!!”
“That’s karma, Monoma,” Kendo said, slurping on her soda.
The commentators are surprised as well.
“McQueen's not going into the pits!”
“You know, the rookie just fired his crew chief. That's the third one this season!”
The other racers are seen driving through the pit lane back onto the track. “Well, he says he likes working alone, Darrell.” While Bob is talking, Chick is seen ending his pit stop as the other racers are driving past him, Chick then starts off, getting in the rear end of the queue.
“Geez. You fire three crew chiefs in one month?”
“As the commentator said: I like working alone! They were slowing me down anyway!”
“Go, go, go!” The Chief said.
“Looks like Chick got caught up in the pits.”
“Yeah, after a stop like that, he's got a lot of ground to make up. Get ready boys, we're coming to the restart!” The cars swerve slowly to do a restart as the camera pans in order. McQueen smirking in the lead, The King calmly in the upper-middle, and a disgruntled Chick at the bottom.
Monoma grumbled as he saw his counterpart at the bottom while the two 1-A’s powerhouses were at the top.
The crowd cheers as the race restart with McQueen progressing through in first place. Meanwhile, Chick is struggling to get past the other racers, overtaking a racer named Greg Candyman.
McQueen continues progressing through the race in the lead.
“Come on! Come on! Come on!” after Chick overtakes a racer named Ponchy Wipeout, then the King overtakes a white car named Matthew Overtaker. Finally, McQueen comes into the pits. His pit crew arrives, with the crew chief named Not Chuck, putting fuel into McQueen.
“We need tires now! Come on, let's go!”
“No, no, no, no! No tires, just gas!” He drives away.
“What?! You need tires, you idiot!” The new crew chief slams a tire onto the ground.
“You moron! You need to replace the babies! You’re driving too much and too long!” Mei knows what’s up.
“Yes! Those tires will wear off soon if you don’t change them quickly!”
“Shut up! The Piston Cup is on the line and I’m not missing out!”
“Looks like it's all gas-and-go's for McQueen today.”
“That's right. No tires again.”
“Normally I said a short-term gain, long-term loss, but it's sure is workin' for him. He obviously knows something we don't know.”
“Well, he doesn’t. That maneuver could cause him major issues.”
“Oh come on! What could possibly go wrong?” There was silence.
“Jamming-whey. Are you serious?” Jirou face-palmed.
“…Crud.”
“Great. Thanks to you, Murphy’s Law is active.”
The scene continues progressing through the race, with McQueen having a huge lead and starting the last lap.
“This is it, Darrell, one lap to go and Lightning McQueen has a huge lead.”
“All he's got in the bag. Call in the dogs and put out the fire! We're gonna crown us a new champion!” All cheering and whistling, Mia and Tia scream for their idol.
“Checkered flag, here I come!” As soon as Lightning said it, suddenly one of McQueen's rear tires blows.
“Oh, no! McQueen has blown a tire!”
The crowd gasps.
And so does the audience. Ibara covers her mouth in shock.
“Shit!” Luckily, Eri only hears dolphin noises thanks to the special room.
“I told you! I told you!”
“And with only one turn to go! Can he make it?”
“You fool!” One of the pit crews grunts and knocks down a cart of tires, McQueen is struggling to get to the finish line while his bare wheel causes sparks on the track. The camera then shows the King and Chick as they see McQueen's wheel on the TV screen with no tire.
Roger Wheeler, The King's Crew Chief said on the radio. “McQueen's blown a tire, McQueen's blown a tire! Go, go, go, go, go, GO!”
“Looks like Izuku and Monoma see this as an opportunity to catch up to Bakugo.”
“Hurry up, other me! Hurry before Deku or Copycat catches up!”
The King and Chick then go faster as McQueen is driving slightly slower with one tire lost, McQueen grunts as he tries to gain speed. Suddenly, his other rear tire blows. “He lost another tire! The King and Chick are coming up fast!”
“Double shit!” Bakugo cursed.
“Without his two rear-end tires, he’s losing speed a lot,” Izuku muttered lowly as he saw his childhood friend’s counterpart losing.
“They're entering turn-3!”
“Come on!” Lightning grunts as he falls and finally lands on the ground, the camera shows the two other racers catching up.
“I don't believe what I'm watching, Bob!” The commentators are looking down at this nerve-racking sight. “Lightning McQueen is a hundred feet away from his Piston Cup!” Sure enough, he was this close to winning the race. McQueen gasps and continuously do several jumps towards the finish line as the King and Chick are getting closer, Chick growls and finally gets beside the King, but not in front of him.
“Hurry! Jump! Jump, you big hump of metal!”
“The King and Chick rounding turn-4.” McQueen is still jumping continuously towards the finish line as the King and Chick get closer and closer and the flag bearer is raising the checkered flag anticipating the audience.
The students stand up to see the results.
“Down the stretch, they come! And it's, and it's...“ The King and Chick cross the finish line along with McQueen but was covered by Chick so we don’t know if he crossed it or not.
“W-Who won?” Then chaos ensues.
“It has to be Deku-kun!”
“No way! It’s gotta be me!”
“In your dreams, Pomeranian! Obviously, I win this race!”
“Shut up! Maybe it’ll show us the replay to see who really won.” Aizawa and Vlad glared at the three.
“It's too close to call! Too close to call!”
“I don't believe it! I don't believe it!”
“Lightning!” The twins scream, all cheering.
“The most spectacular, amazing unequivocally, unbelievable ending in the history of the world! And we don't even know who won!” Bob was so ecstatic about the final moment at the finish line as Darrell continues to talk about it as well.
“Look at that!” The officials are then shown watching replays of the finish from different angles, and in slo-mo as they saw King, Lightning, and Chick all cross the finish line at the same time by McQueen’s tongue.
“…We tied,” Monoma muttered.
“Woah. Thanks to Bakugo’s long tongue, he’s managed to cross the line.”
Setsuna eagerly leans next to a red-faced Ibara.
“Look at that big tongue~. You wanna see his doing on your body~?” She teases the catholic.
“Shut up, you sinful demon!”
Meanwhile, one of the security officers, named Richard Clayton Kensington, notices someone watching them with a camera.
”Hey, no cameras! Get outta here!”
“Man. That was a close one.”
“While we know the results, this movie shows that they’re still indecisive.”
“We’ll just have to look and find out.”