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The most dramatic… wholesome… and horny karl x reader fanfic you will ever read… 😈
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It‘s midnight in new jersey and you are very scared.
Your face rn: 😱
You hear something…
You get more and more scared until you turn into a horse and whine when suddenly a man comes up to you
he says: hey babygworl 🥵
That’s him:
(Dream) HOW THE FUCK DO I PUT PICTURES PLEASE JUST IMAGINE THATS DREAM
You get so scared you make helicopter noises and accidentally fart a ruler into his face. He says: AWW 🥺🥺
You say nothing and he says: PLS MARRY MEEEEE 🥺🥺 and then you look at his shirt and see he is wearing THIS..
(Insert Boyfriends webtoon nerd t-shirt)
“EW GO AWAYYYYYY“ you say but he holds you when suddenly a big man comes up and screams: HEY LEAVE MY BABYGWORL ALONE 😡😡😡
He grabs the guy that harassed you and turns into a cow, poops into his mouth and then throwa him into a moon. Suddenly kylie jenner appears and is angry at the guy that saved you for throwing the man into the moon. The guy that saved you did not even hesitate to throw kylie jenner out the window.
Now. You and the guy are alone.
You wanna thank him but suddenly someone calls you and you ringtone is on the highest volume… it’s playing.. SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER 😝😝😝😝😝 CRIMINAL UNDEECOVER 😎😎 and the guy makes a weird face and you stare at eachother for 2minutes straight. “Don’t you wanna go on your phone already, i mean i enjoy the somg, it’s very… interesting, the guy said”
Guy: So what’s a human like you doing here? 🧐
You: M-m-m-my m-m-my Name is UWU i- is Y/N 🥺🥺👉👈
Guy: i’m in love with u
You: W-what?? 😳😳👉👈
Guy: want to be my gf babyworl 😈😈
You: oki Doki 👌
Suddenly kevin from spooky month appears.
Kevin: babygworl are u cheating on me 😨💔
You: K-Kevin w-what are y.-y-y-you doing here? 🫢
Kevin: i’m breaking up with u and anyways i have bf now BITCH 😎
You: KEVIN NOOOOO
kevin: SEE YA 😝🎉🎉🎉
Kevin drives away with a red car and you and karl are alone again..
Karl: Wanna watch my favorite movie??? Babygworlll 😈
You: oki doki with strawberry schoki 😝
Karl: KISS ME 😘😘
You: w-what??.. 🥺🥺🥺
Karl: NOT YOU 😡 I MEAN HIM
Suddenly you see climber with a nerds from boyfriends costume.
You only blink once just to see karl making out with climber
(That one climber x karl picture)
Suddenly yarichin bitch cöub guy appears
(insert pink yarishin bitch guy)
Guy: Babygworl i can be your bf 😩😩
You accidentally farted
Guy: 😨
You: 😨
He disappears…
And you are alone again with climber and karl…
You need to make a plan on how to kill climber to get karl yours because you go yandere mode 😈…muahahaha…
You: MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Climber Shut up
You: 😔
Your mind: grrrr i hate him 😠
You have another idea…
You take your phone out..
You try to call someone but they don’t take up
You: fuck that little bitch
…
SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER 😝😝😝😝😝
Nerd: NYEHEHEHEEHEEEE 😜
You: i need you to come here
Nerd: You just told me that i’m a little bitch 😕
You: what no i love u
You: wait
You: how do you know?
Nerd: look behind u 🤓
(Photo of karl climber kiss but nerd is there with funny face)
You: wtf
Anyways i need to kill this mf
Nerd: Ok i will help you bby 🥺🥺🥺
BUT
UwU
U need to kiss me 👉👈🥺
You: hell no
Nerd: WHAT 😡
You: i mean hell yeah
Mickey mouse
Nerd: oki 😗
Nerd walks to climber
Nerd: hi
Climber: OMGGGG PATRICK I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN EVER PLS KISZ ME OM MY MOUTH
Nerd: oki 😏
Karl: babygworl what 🙁
Climber: i‘m breaking up with u bye 👋
Climber and nerd turn into horses and attack karl while dream comes back to life and throws rulers at karl
Dream: i am immortal😍
You: :(
Karl: babygworl before i die….
I need to tell u something….
You: you love me?
I love you to-
Karl: I’m actually your father
You: 😨