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On one beautiful night, George and his friend Sapnap went to a bar to discuss whatever was on their minds, they just wanted to hang out honestly, it'd been a couple of weeks since they saw each other, obviously, they both had been talking to one-another online but, George is a needy guy who prefers face-to-face talking sometimes. So they planned a night out together all for it to just end up like this...
“Oh my god, you know Harry Styles right?” George asks, “duh, everyone does.” Sapnap replies. “He is GORGEOUS.” The brunette said a little too loud. “Shut the fuck up, you idiot.” Sapnap continues on, “I didn’t even think he’d be someone in your league with how your standards are.” George scoffs and rolls his eyes.
“What about you then?” He asks, “hm…” Sapnap lightly scratches his chin, pretending to be deep in thought. “Let’s move on from celebrities, what about our group?” He asks, George is quick to reply. “No, no way, I wouldn’t date any of them.” Sapnap put on a fake pout, “you wouldn’t date me?” he questions. “Nope, not even if we were the last people on earth.”
Sapnap dramatically gasps at that, “how dare you, I am a gorgeous man, no one is more beautiful than me.” he hesitates before he speaks again, “except my neighbour… he’s so handsome.” Sapnap exaggerates. George stares at him, “your neighbour? I’ve never seen them before, tell me what they look like pleeease!” The brit begged.
“Fine, if you insist!” of course he’s still playing into his dramatic acting.. “He’s like, dirty blonde, 6’3 or something, I’m not too sure.” George likes the sound of him already, he might need to pay another visit to Sapnap soon but, not at a bar this time. “He also has freckles and greenish eyes.” He adds.
As if it couldn’t get any better, George is a sucker for freckles, he himself doesn’t have a lot of freckles and they aren’t very noticeable either. George looks at Sapnap with pleading eyes, “can I meet him?” he pouts and puts his hands together to make a praying gesture. Sapnap scoffs, “no, I’m gatekeeping him now.” The brit sighs and drops his hands down, his expression also saddening.
“I’m joking you, idiot. Of course you can meet him, I’ll just have to warn him first.” Okay, Sapnap didn’t need to word it like that, as if he was a dangerous man. “You’re like, a complete horn dog for sexy men, he needs to be warned of you.” George just scoffed and crossed his arms.
At least he gets to socialize with someone new, I guess.