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STARTED: May 5th 2022
ENDED: February 13th 2024
POSTED ON AO3: February 17th 2023
AFTER ABOUT THREE WEEKS, you had already finished Tokoyami and Iida's interviews and finished Shoto's today, by this rate, you're hoping to end this up by next week.
Your hope is then suddenly dissolved into nothing after hearing a specific spiky blonde yell "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU USELESS EXTRA!!!" at the top of his lungs, the students were in the cafeteria and you heard this all the way from the staff room. You didn't know whether to be pissed, impressed or depressed from that scream and silently prepared yourself for the upcoming week with the blonde stick of dynamite.
You walked out of the staff room around 5 minutes later since you weren't really doing anything productive, so you might as well learn what you can from the shadows for now, who knows? maybe you'll need to blackmail him into answering your interview questions. You made your way to the cafeteria, not exactly entering, more like staying outside it's vicinity for as long as you needed.
"Come on, Bakugou! You gotta get yourself a girl one of these days!" Commented Kaminari with a smug grin.
the only reason you knew who they are is because you had asked Iida about the names of the 1-A students. Apparently, Kaminari and Mineta were the two perverts of the class, Mineta being leagues ahead of Kaminari in pervertedness, you could only pray they never crossed you, you don't like dealing with people like them.
"Shut up dumbass!! The only thing I'm gonna get myself is that #1 hero title!!" Retorted Bakugou whilst making small sparks in his hands, he was obviously pissed and yet, he still sat with the same group of people at lunch everyday, no matter how many times he had insulted them or told them to shut up. He might become the future #1 if he changed his attitude and stopped threatening everyone with his own quirk that he was supposed to save people with, you only saw him as a young Endeavor in the making, someone destined to stay as #2.
Suddenly, the red spiky haired boy got up, his name was Kirishima and he was an almost polar opposite to Bakugou, which was nice and friendly, the only things they had in common was both of their desires to be a hero, Bakugou's desire was much bigger than his, and the fact they both respected women. He walked up to me and reached his hand out.
"Hey! What's up? I'm Kirishima Eijirou, a student from the hero course! I've never seen you before, so I wanted to introduce myself!"
The fact he walked up and introduced himself to you was a bit odd since it was at random, but you gave him a soft smile and replied,
"My name is L/N Y/N, I don't go here, I'm from Itan Private High School, I was the assigned student interviewer for this year."
In response, Kirishima's eyes had a soft shine in them and he invited you to sit with him and his friends since you were going to interview Bakugou anyway, you might as well have started early.
You followed him to the lunch table and were greeted by a very nice introduction, "Who the hell are you?! Get outta here before I rip you to shreds!"
At this point, any hope inside you had completely has diminished, you completely changed your prediction of one week left to at least 2 weeks left, if you were lucky.
"I'm L/N Y/N, the assigned student interviewer from Itan Private High School, better get used to my presence, cause you'll be seeing me a lot more." You swear to god you saw a vein pop out of Bakugou's forehead.
"What's up hottie? I'm Kaminari Denki but you can call me yours~" you replied by smacking him across the face and sitting down next to Kirishima.
"What was that for?!" Said a surprised Kaminari "Don't talk to me with that tone." You wanted people to know you as a nice and polite L/N Y/N, but when it came to pervs, you couldn't help but get violent.
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After lunch had ended, everyone walked back to their classes, but not before you saw Kirishima mouth out to you Be careful of Bakugou, he's really violent which caused you to mouth back It'll be fine. As the cafeteria emptied, you walked over to the staff room and you were greeted by Midnight.
"What's up kid! Did you need anything?" You nodded and picked up your bag from the desk.
"Did you need any help Ms. Midnight? I don't really have much to do since school's out for me." Midnight's eyes sparkled and she explained how she had a class with 1-A and needed some assistance. You gladly accepted the request, put your bag back down and followed Midnight.
Midnight opened the door and greeted the class with a very up-beat tone. "Good morning everyone! Hope you're doing well because I have an assistant today!"
You took that as your cue to enter and walked inside the classroom and greeted the students with a soft smile. "Hello everyone, my name is L/N Y/N and I'm the assigned student interviewer, I've tagged along to help Ms. Midnight with her classes." With all honesty, you wished to say more, but it's not your school and it's not your classroom either, but even so, you felt the urge to punch someone after hearing a snarky remark made by, you guessed it, Bakugou Katsuki.
"So you're basically here to suck Midnight's dick for an hour or so?" Of course, a remark like this was paired with a smirk by him, you refused to let him get to you and replied
"Even if Ms. Midnight's a female, I bet it's still longer than yours." You heard a couple gasps but ignored it since you didn't want to get into any trouble, you only wanted to help Midnight. Speaking of Midnight, you heard her say something after you but you could only guess it was another sexually related remark made by the R-rated hero.
Your help mostly consisted of passing worksheets, making sure no fights were started and back talking to Bakugou. You made sure to drop his worksheet on the ground whenever you passed him, just out of spite and boredom, you never truly realized U.A.'s classes were this boring.
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Before you knew it, school had ended, but you hadn't left just yet. During your class with Midnight, Bakugou whispered to you commanding you to meet him outside the bathrooms after school. So there you were, outside the school's bathrooms waiting for him, you weren't scared at all, sure it would hurt if he were to hit you, but you could just as easily report him or semi-fight back. You lacked lots of brawn but you still had brains, plus, your pain tolerance was abnormally high.
"Oi." You didn't even need to look at said person since you already knew who it was.
"You might think you're all high and mighty since your coming from that dirt school for quirkless shits, but I'm here to tell you that you're messing with the wrong person, bitch. You better learn some manners before daring to even speak to me again, because if you do, I'll fuck you up so hard you can't walk anymore." The threat wasn't entirely empty, he could beat the absolute shit out of you with almost no physical repercussions, but you couldn't help but giggle at the end of his little speech.
"Kinky." It was the only thing you replied to him before walking away and heading home.
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You reached home, your brother was busy with work, leaving the house all to you. The first thing you did after you changed and laid down on your bed was texting your best friend.
You (3:45 PM):
what happened at school today mimi?
Angel from Cloud Nine (3:46 PM):
kyoko got in a fight againnnnn some people were talking shit about you while you were gone so it was only natural
You laughed at the thought of your friend beating the shit out of someone who was mocking you, you'd really have to pay her back.
You (3:46 PM):
looks like i've got a lot of repaying to do to kyoko lmao
Angel from Cloud Nine (3:46 PM):
anywaysss you gotta spill! i know you interviewed that half and half guy so you gotta tell me if he's husband material!!!!
You (3:47 PM):
im begging you mimi get over him omg he's literally as thick as concrete
Angel from Cloud Nine (3:47 PM):
a girl can dream dahling
You (3:48 PM):
speaking of boys, you remember the guy who won first place and got all chained up? he confessed his undying love for me today ya know?
Angel from Cloud Nine (3:48 PM):
SPILL NOW!!!!
You (3:48 PM):
i'll spill all the details and more tomorrow, go do your homework
Angel from Cloud Nine (3:49 PM):
no fairrrrrr i have to do homework and you're flirting with boys!!!
You (3:49 PM):
welcome to the real world mimi ;)
And with that, you took a nap, knowing tomorrow you're going to get your ass handed to you on a silver platter by an explosive bitch.