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“ughhhh,,”
enoshima junko woke up. sleep was still in her eyes and her long ass hair was in a messy bun. she was completely naked.
“junkoooo chan,,!”
a knock at the door.
“MUKURO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!”
“i was just going to tell you that breakfast was ready jeez,,”
junko shot up from her bed. without even putting clothes on she rushed out the door. mukuro covered her eyes cause what the fuck.
she raced down the hallways and down the winding stairs. every single servant she passed died from the shock of seeing her naked.
she finally got to the dining room where the chef (who was currently wearing a blindfold) was in front of her was a strawberry cake.
junko loved cake especially for breakfast. she took one bite. it was really great.
“THIS TASTES LIKE ASS!!!” she screeched.
“i-i’m sorr-“
junko started clawing at the chef with her long, fake nails. the chefs screams could be heard for the whole corridor. after she was done the chef was nothing but a bloody pulp.
“now i feel better!”
junko got up and raced back to her bedroom. there she put on her pink bows and leopard print outfit with platform boots.
she packed with her a few knives, a studdedetal baseball bat, and a flamethrower.
she then ran outside to her various limos where one was waiting for her. mukuro was already in the drivers seat.
“so where are we going?” mukuro asked.
“you know where.”
they drove off. country lights passed city lights until they were there. a bustling downtown where all of the latest fashions and people were there.
junko got out and decided to find her target. she found a young women with blue hair wearing a dress straight out of a fairytale.
junko got real close to her and started stabbing her. over and over again. a chorus of screams were heard from passersby and the woman herself.
“whhaaattt…? you’ve never seen a murder before?”
then came the police yelling at her to put her weapon down. junko ran as the police ran after her trying to shoot at her.
“wow… and look at you doing the same thing.” she rolled her eyes.
she got out her flamethrower and burned the cops alive.
“bye bye!!”
she decided to burn a few buildings too at this point. first a boutique, then a concert venue, and then a few mansions along the way!
“are you done with the arson?” mukuro asked.
“i don’t know!” answered junko typing away on her phone.
then junko noticed something. a banner about some famous pop singer meeting up at some place. and that was the town square that junko was heading to.
“actually mukuro,, no i’m not!”
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finally they got there. thousands of fans were there taking pictures and singing some shitty song. finally junko got to where the singer was.
she had long blonde hair, dove blue eyes, and light red lips. she was wearing some preppy outfit or whatever.
“i’m SO glad you guys came!! you are all my best friends!” the singer cheered.
the NPCs in the crowd were super happy it seemed. junko already came up with a plan.
junko came behind the singer as she had no bodyguards other than some ugly ass boyfriend that acted as her bodyguard.
she got her bat and struck the singers legs. screams echoed and her dumbass boyfriend came to the rescue. she struck him the the face as his eyeballs popped out.
“NOOOOO!!!!!” the singer cried out.
“lmao that’s what you get you gay loser” junko laughed.
junko then stabbed her in both arms. more screams echoed as fans were running away. mukuro seemed to have gotten out of the care as she was sniping any other person that got close to junko.
“why… why would you do this…” the singer chocked out.
“because it’s fun.”
then she got her flamethrower and put the singer on fire. more screams came out. thousands of “why me’s” echoed.
they then left for home. the news was all about how two teenage girls killed a famous singer that was gonna make it big. junko checked her phone.
all socials had trending hashtags like #rip or #whodidthis. junko was happy in her disturbing way.
“today was fun” she wrote in her journal.