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Pov Batman I was walking into my sugar daddy island when I saw his shiny ,juicey long and big blue forehead. He walked over to me and i saw his BIG green orbs he said “YoU lOoK liKe A sExY bAt” i got flushed i was going to sing him”WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER” but then i saw that bitch ray his was megaminds past sugar baby i hated that bitch since day one she walked past us idk what happened all the i know is that she broke up with him but oh well i get dick and money sooo. I need to go and get ready for my first job. I am a stipper so I get my shoes and outfit. When i got there I swear I saw my friend Garilyn but that didn't matter because I was almost late for my shift. When i was dancing during happy hour i was my sugar daddy megamind so i did my last song and ran to him like i do ever time But when i got closer HE PULLED HIS FUCKING GUN AT ME ( and no it is not his dick) I pulled my gun out and and called my gang to help ash, ray,mallorie, kai, and I. were came out in our stipper outfit bc we just got done with our shift. One of my minions came and told me megamind is nearby. THEN WE SAW A SMOKE BOMB. I had to keep guard because my gang was surrounding me because he was after me. We saw his big ass forehead and I SHOT HIS LEG he sat there i went up to and said “ you have a small ass and dick” then shot him in his big ass forehead. “ that was a badass move” Garilyn said while walking out of the stipper club “yall really did when i had to work T-T” Ash said while picking up megamind body “ ARE YOU GUYS GONNA HELP OR WHAT” “OH YEAH” we said in sync after that ash had to go an A1 race. And we hang out in mega mind house. We were gonna watch the tv but it was on the news saying MULIT-MILLOERAIR FOUNG DEAD IN LAKE *ring ring* “ hello this is garilyn” “OMFG GARILYN I TOLD TO BRUN THAN THOW IT IN THE LAKE” “ OH SHIT WELL UHH OMG UH RE I EGAG CANT ADOFN HEAR BYEEEE”...... “hehe… uh”