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"ACHOO!"
"Jesus fucking Christ, Eira, use your INSIDE sneezing voice!"
"Sorry, babe." Eira winked, holding a tissue to her face.
Omaira rolled her eyes, using every ounce of strength in her 4 foot 9 inch body to drag the comically narcissistic princess through Ever After High's portion of the enchanted forest. The brunette shook her head, just what was so important that Katherine needed to wake everyone up (in their friend group, of course) at exactly 2 am sharp? And why couldn't Crowsong, Cathy or, hex, even BADWOLF drag her instead? Well, she knew it was because she was tutoring chemythstry to the future Snow White (most of the 'tutoring' was the two goofing off, so no work was really done), but the other three could've at least helped!
"I think we're here~" Eira sang in her alto while nudging the red riding hood on the shoulder.
Omaira took in a sharp breath and pushed passed the giant shrubbery:
"Why did you call us here?" Red growled before noticing a sobbing queen of hearts on the ground. Said queen was being comforted by the next Evil Queen and Badwolf (what a sight to behold!) while Lady Cheshire and the Mad Hatter looked at the pair desperately.
Charlie, the next mad hatter, held his large hat in both of his hands, a solemn expression overwhelming his cartoonish face.
"The grove-" Charlie sobbed, "It's turning into smoke and dust!"
"It's losin' its spark." Sighed Cathy Cheshire.
Eira hummed, holding one of the colourless flowers in her hand. She observed the plant for a moment before dropping it:
"I'm no botanist," she whispered, "Crowie, do you have any ideas?"
Crowsong snapped her head up towards the taller princess, a bright flush on her sharp face.
"Um, is it because it's not mad enough? I mean, here, in Ever After?" The future queen suggested.
Cathy's face lit up, "Crow, you're a genius! Madz, take out that meter now would ya!"
Charlie whimpered, turning his hat upside down and pulling out the 'Totally Awesome And Radical Wonderlandian Wonder Meter! (Trademark)'
"Just as I thought," Cathy purred, her signature grin plastered on her face, "It isn't mad enough, you were right!" (Crow beamed).
A moment passed, then a second, then a minute when suddenl-
The Mad Hatter ripped off his pyjamas, instead wearing leopard prints with a striped skirt.
"It's time to get our mad on, these flowers won't bloom themselves!"
Red laughed, this was going to be a long night.