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Bluey: WaitAMinute, didnt you give the book to Blanche?
Bingo: This is a different book Bluey.
Bluey: Another book? Did you pull it out of your bum?
Bingo: No, idiot. This coat has various pockets of course.
Bingo points to an inside pocket in her navy blue coat. But instead, she touches it, making a "scrunch" sound, just like stepping on the wrapper of a candy.
Bingo: See? I had the book he- (visible distress) god dammit bingo
Bluey: Was that the sound... of a candy bar wrapper?
Bluey becomes visibly angry while Bingo tried to stay calm, despite being as angry as her older sister.
Bluey: You... had candy, all this time?
Bingo: I can explain.
Bluey unholstered one of her two pistols just to capitalize on the next thing she would say.
Bluey: Mom taught us to share, YOU SELFISH [Censored]!!!
Bluey quickly drew her second pistol and shot toward Bingo, while she blocked the bullets with the sheath of Yamato, her keepsake katana.
Bluey: Your Yamato will not protect you this time!
Bingo: (Stop!) I said! (Dammit!) I can explain! (Ugh! Gah! Just stop already!)
Bluey: WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKETS?!
Bingo: An orange (Stop shooting!) Gameboy Color!
Bluey: WHAT?!?
and just like every day, they fought each other because of the little things