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Hermione: Luna, what do you want for Christmas?
Luna: just help me with my essay on crumple horned snorkacks.
Hermione: I am sorry but I can't.
Luna: why not?
Hermione: because they don't exist. Do you want anything else?
Luna: hmm.. alright. Set me up on a date with Ronald. I really like him. He is so funny.
Hermione:...
Hermione: when do you want my help with your essay?