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- Sarah is far more humane than most of the other cast of Marble Hornets, but that doesn’t mean that she’s not without her faults. When she first meets you, she will regard you like any other person would. As a child, she loved the idea of romance and falling in love at first sight, but now she’s a bit cynical and restrained when it comes to romantic pursuits.
- If she were to fall in love with you (or what passes for love in her eyes), it’s because you’re someone who she thinks can keep up with her. Furthermore, she thinks that you’re the sort of person to make her laugh, to make her feel wanted and happy. She’s the farthest thing from a romantic, but she can see herself living a life with you that is filled with smiles and laughter.
- Sarah likes to tease you. She’s as sharp as a knife and quick as a whip. If you’re not the sort of person who’s not used to thinly veiled insults and witticisms, you better learn quickly. She may be obsessed with you, but please don’t bore her to tears.
- Speaking of tears, Sarah will do her best not to make you feel any negativity. Don’t you love her company? What about her jokes? Come on, she’s trying so hard! Despite what you may think, she truly wants to make you smile. Give her another chance to make it up to you.
- Sarah isn’t like any other yanderes. Kidnapping people or coercing them into an unwanted relationship would invite too many unwanted questions and variables. If Sarah truly wants you in her life, she’s going to work for it. Although she’s no longer a romantic at heart, she does know enough about the art of becoming closer to someone.
- Dates with Sarah will be in lowkey places. She’s still a college student so she isn’t exactly rolling dough, but she’s a firm believer that it’s the experience and not the money that should make you happy. Don’t be afraid to suggest some low end restaurants, greasy diners, or even fast food joints. These are places that are cozy and won’t hurt Sarah’s wallet too much—which is a good thing considering she wants to be the sort of person who can take care of you.
- Snarky and witty, not many people realize that Sarah is pretty maternal towards those she considers to be close friends—and later, lovers. If she catches wind of the fact that someone might be acting terribly towards you or that you’re suffering problems, she’ll take you aside and try dealing with it herself. It doesn’t matter how much you beg or plead, she will make sure that you’re not suffering from any grievances.
- Finally, Sarah really does appreciate surprises. Because she isn’t going to go as far as to kidnap you or brainwash you into becoming her significant other, she trusts you to make your own decisions as to where you’ll take the relationship. That said, it may or may not be up to you if you remember important anniversaries or celebrate romantic holidays. Yet, she does hold a soft spot in her heart when she spots you in the audience whenever she’s acting in her plays. She’ll tell you not to bother coming if she’s playing smaller roles, but she’ll end up rewarding you with sweet kisses and cuddles after the production is finished.
- As for physical affection, Sarah seeks you out whenever she has the urge to sink into your warmth. Her touch is light and soft, but whenever she’s feeling particularly possessive, she’ll wrap you in her arms and hold tight. In public, she prefers to hook her pinky against yours; the act tickles her down to her toes and she hopes that you like it as well.
- In the end, Sarah is actually one of the better yanderes of the Marble Hornets cast. Her tone may be biting and her actions unkind at times, but at her core, she is a wonderful person willing to love and be loved in return.