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You were new in piss N shit town, and also really liked drugs. So you went on your little way to find the local drug dealer. And then you found Vex. A Tired scrawny lookin high school Kid with a silly hat. He had all sorts of shit. Her prices were High but drugs are drugs sooo.
You were on your way to the back of your new school. There he was going to give you your Shit. Money in hand you walked behind the school and spotted him. Yet there was ANOTHER boy there. 🤯 He had curly brown hair and brown skin. And a..Pedo stash…? Whatever. You walked over and in his hand was a bottle of Ketchup and a Box, mostly filled with drugs.
Hey vex 👋 you said cutely
Hello. He said dry as fuck as always.
He wasn’t really a talker so the exchange was quick. Then he kinda ran off to who knows where.
So that left you with ketchup man.
Sup man 💪 said the pedo stash guy.
Oh Hi! (He kinda looked familiar) Your in my English class right?
Maybe. Have you always been there? 😟
No…. I just moved here. I week ago! 😁
Ah rad bro. Well I’m jamez. With a Z. I’m pretty cool.
.. I see that. Well I’m (. )
Cool! Wanna make out?…..what’s your name again?
…(….) and yes.
They makeout and eat ketchup together. And do ALOT of drugs
The end.