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"AMAGI!?!?!?"
Shu exclaimed after seeing the redhead at his one and only favorite store ever, what he was doing there will shock you!!! Rinne was standing there holding onto an awesome and beautiful Hatsune Miku Figure that Shu really wanted to buy, the whole reason he was there after all.
"Hey there Shu~" Rinne responded gayly, "I see yer eyeing this here Miku in my hands, what, you want her?" He grinned gayly.
"NON!! I would never spend my money on a worthless piece of plastic!!! Especially when it's 100,000 yen!!"
Rinne shrugged and walked away to the cash register. "W-Where are you off to, Amagi??"
"If you ain't buying her then I will~" He purchased the the awesome Prisma Wing 1/4 scale Hatsune Miku and started to head back to Shu.
She was dejected, that was the last one left....and he lost it to Amagi of all people....he fell to the ground and started crying in French.
"Awww little Shu looks so sad 😿, I'm willing to offer her to ya, if you agree to play with me~"
Shu looked up to the rugged looking man, he didn't want to admit of his hobby to Amagi, but he desperately wanted that Hatsune Miku Figure.
"Hmpf, let me hear your proposal before I agree to anything. What specifically do you want, Amagi?" Shu responded with suspicion in his voice.
"Gay sex~"
"Absolutely not."
"Dw dw Shu-chan~ I was being slash jay~"
"Kill yourself Amagi"
"Yeowch!! That's not very nice 🥺"Amagi said while tearing up, "My proposal...is for us to move in together and share our Miku collection~♡"