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ena shinonome
and momoi airi
are gay
and so therefore, they went on a date with their girlfriends:
mafuyu and shizuku
on their date, they went to an arcade, which to be honest, was an extremely poor choice considering shizuku hinomori.
shizuku did not know how to use any of the games
and in fact, while attempting to play the ddr machine, she broke the dance pad
airi sighed and decided they should just go somewhere else
but unfortunately, they were stopped by the arcade owner, who wanted them to pay for the broken machine
ena immediately said she was not paying for it
airi didn’t want to pay for it either, and shizuku forgot her wallet. so they all looked at mafuyu.
mafuyu just said "ill pay for it" and gave the arcade owner their money with a blank expression
then, they went somewhere else. to the public park
they decided to take a walk around the park, while ena and airi talked to each other
“ena, you’re really gay for mafuyu. you’ve been making these stupid expressions at her all day, like how minori looks at haruka.” airi teased, out of the blue, once shizuku and mafuyu were out of earshot.
"i mean, they're really pretty, so i don't see how- i mean- i'm not that gay for them, what are you talking about??" ena shot back, hoping that mafuyu did not hear the first part
she furtively glanced over at the two figures in the distance, stiffening when she saw that shizuku and mafuyu were looking right at them. grabbing airi by her shirt collar, she hissed, “if she heard that it is 100% your fault.”
airi just laughed, "i mean, you two are dating, so i don't see why they'd mind?" she responded
ena sputtered but didn’t have a response to that, airi only laughing. but then in a couple seconds, airi was charge tackled by a certain light blue haired idol.
"hi, airi-chan~!" shizuku said as she hugged her girlfriend. "oh, h-hi shizuku" airi said, blushing slightly from the sudden affection. as shizuku let go, she turned to look at the two of them, "so, i heard you guys talking about asahina-san!"
ena turned bright red. "i-i don't know what you're talking about! i don't even know an asahina mafuyu, and i definitely do not think about kissing her on the lips at night!"
airi just stared at her friend, clearly not impressed by her comment. meanwhile, mafuyu turned to look at ena, and she saw that they were slightly flustered as well. "you..you think about kissing me on the lips at night?"
similarly to a certain idol with a love for dogs and haruka kiritani, ena couldn't take it, and the unfairly adorable tint of mafuyu's pink cheeks was too much for her. she passed out.
"ENA!?" airi suddenly screamed, "fuck i think she passed out from being too gay. again."
"well, then we have to take her to the hospital." mafuyu responded, tone flat as usual, though in strange contrast, she picked up ena with infinite amounts of care.
"couldn't we just- well- okay, i guess" airi said, while shizuku just looked at ena with a worried expression. as they began making their way to the hospital, however, ena woke up - to find that mafuyu was holding her
ena screamed hard enough to shatter glass and airi's already very thin sanity. mafuyu dropped her, and she crashed to the floor again. "whoops." mafuyu said.
ena quickly picked herself up off the floor, this time looking directly at mafuyu, "what- what the hell were you doing!?" even though she sounded angry, she was completely flustered and couldn't deny that she wanted to be held by them again (though she'd never admit it). she then looked around at the rest of the group, "what the hell just happened??"
"you passed out." mafuyu replied bluntly. "we were taking you to the hospital."
"i- huh??" ena blinked, looking around at the rest of the group. she was still clearly very confused
"you know what? nevermind." airi sighed. "this date has been a disaster. shizuku, do you want to go home and make out?"
"sure, airi-chan!" shizuku responded happily
and with that, the two idols left, though shizuku couldn't resist just briefly sneaking her hands underneath airi's shirt before they left for good. ena turned to mafuyu.
"so uh. what now." ena asked the purple-haired girl. they just shrugged, "why don't we just go home too. and make out."
ena flashed bright red again, but managed not to pass out. she nodded, and mafuyu's hand found its way into hers, leading her back home.