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Leon. S. Kennedy.
The heavily muscular man fidgeted his knife while eyeing the person in the picture. In the past few years, he had been hunting down Leon, who always tried to dodge his Claire bear.
Ethan Winters failed him. The Redfield bloodline once again had to rely on the primary target, Leon. He always said Chris could continue it himself, but he doesn’t want to be a father, he wants to be an uncle.
He wanted a NIECE!
“Leon… you don’t any other choice but to fuck my sister! The Redfield lineage must continue, but with your help, Leon!” Cocking his Glock 17, Chris threw a knife right at Leon’s forehead.
“We’ve located his location, sir. He is not far.” A random soldier informed him this precious information. Nodding, Chris withdrew his knife and left the room.
‘You’re just a dog following unreachable meat, Leon. Instead of chasing Ada, why don’t you fuck my sister, Claire? Why trying so hard to chase something that always ignores and uses you?’
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Leon lightly burped as he finished his apple juice. It had been a long time he last saw Ada, who was the part of him he couldn’t let go. “Another apple juice, please!”
“Right away, sir!” The female staff got the order, wondering why he drank three bottles in just 1 hours. Weird, but handsome! Too bad, that emo haircut kinda looked outdated.
He sighed and looked around the store, feeling it a bit empty because Rebecca and Chris weren’t urging him to do the deed with Claire. Talking about her, he hadn’t met Claire for like… a whole decade. Sure, they did occassionally talk but not face-to face.
As he poured himself a glass of apple juice, he caught a glimp of a person who shared his struggle, Jill Valentine. She had been rejected for like… a zillion times because of Chris, who always considered her as his strictly platonic best good friend in the whole wide world.
She was eating her sandwich with a single tear in her cheek. Leon could feel her pain and suffering, knowing being constantly friendzoned by Chris is just as painful as being pushed to have a child with Claire.
They are indeed the same.
“Hey, want some apple juice?”
She nodded. “Yeah, I kinda need something to drink too.”
The moment was immediately ruined by a barrage of bullets, forcing them to duck down. “What the hell?!” Luckily, this time the staff managed to dodge them this time, unlike her old senior.
“Someone is attacking us!” Leon screamed. What were attacking them? Couldn’t be Umbrella nor… old President’s force. They mustn’t know he “accidentally” fucked Ashley.
THEY HAD CONSENT!
After a minute of firing, Leon slowly peeked his eyes out to see… Chris, the old nemesis. “Chris.” He growled with venom in his voice.
The muscular man raised his speaker. “LEON! THIS is your final warning! You are old now, but don’t worry, because my sister is-
“NO THANKS, BRO!” His catchphrase returned.
“The hard way then.” Chris signaled his men to turn on the song. Leon thought Chris was gonna bring in an RPG so he braced himself. A click was heard and…
“Europe, Asia, Africa
Chris Redfield, an agent of S.T.A.R.S.
visited these and all other continents the world had to offer
and yet he still met only one man worthy of Claire
!”
Some random soldier narrated.
Leon widened his eyes. “Oh no, not that song…”
“You want my sister?
You can have her!
I left everything you need together at my place
Now you just have to fuck her”
Chris shouted to the speaker.
“NO!” Leon screamed in pain.
“These words called this man to Chris' house
Promising dreams greater than he ever dared to imagine
This is the man known as
THE GREAT LEON S. KENNEDY”
The soldiers all stood in a line and started singing.
“Kill me.” Leon whimpered.
“Come aboard and bring along all your Aryan sperm
Together we will become family once you marry her
LEON!
Condoms left behind
They will only slow us down
Your cock will be your guide
Raise the shaft and ease her down
That legendary child
That the end of nine months reveals is only legendary
'til you too make it real”
Jill bobbed her head to the beat. It was so catchy! She didn’t know why Leon hated that. Looking to the side to see him covering his ears like it was some kind of abomination.
“Through it all
Through all the intercourse
To the pleasure through players' lies
Know that I will be there to stand by you
Just so I know you cum inside!”
Chris could tell that his plan was working sucessfully, judging his best friend, Jill, was shaking Leon’s body. “Give up, Leon! You look like you need a good wife to take care of you!”
“So come aboard and bring along all your Aryan sperm
Together we will become family once you marry her
There's always room for more if you want to try for twins
LEON, LEON, IT'S FOR CLAIRE!!!
Leon”
The song ended, but Leon’s torment didn’t end yet. It temporary stunned Leon’s cognition. Chris smirked as he saw Leon passing out. “Welcome to the family, Leon.”
“Chris!” Jill finally caught his attention.
“Jill, my strictly platonic best good friend in the whole wide world!”
“Hey, I can continue the Redfield bloodline~” She teased, licking her lips.
Chris looked puzzled before asking. “How can two women have a kid?”
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“Wake up, Leon!” Kennedy groaned as his vision was starting to regain. Upon fully opening his eyes, he knew he was in a bed, comfortable bed, but this wouldn’t end well. “So you’re finally awake!”
He accepted his fate, but refused to talk.
Chris took off his gloves and placed the same speaker on the table. “Any suspicious movement, this goes off.” Shit, that song, fuck that shit. “Still haven’t got over her?”
“…”
“Is her rice field that good, Leon?”
“…”
Chris cliked his tongue. “Alright, I know that you’re frustrated, but you gotta understand your and my situation right now!”
“Only yours, Chris. I told ya, I won’t fuck your sister.”
“Tell that to the president about his daughter.”
Leon nearly choked.
“Anyway, you gotta think about yourself sometimes, Leon. Gotta have yourself a couple of kids or-
“Sir, what about Sherry?”
“I mean biologically, soldier. Listen, you gotta, really, have to fuck my sister.”
“No way fag.”
“GODDAMMIT, LEON!” Chris threw his chair to the wall. Angrily stomping away, Chris glanced at him again. “But don’t worry, the Redfield bloodline must continue, no matter the cost.”
With that, Leon watched Chris left the room with his men. Honestly, he didn’t even know what would happen next. If he dared to escape, Chris would hunt him down again with brute force, not with the goddamn song.
“Is this it?” Leon asked himself, looking around to see any signs of hidden cameras. “So you won, Chris! Your goddamn bloodline is saved, at last! AT LEAST GIVE ME SOME APPLE JUICE!”
The door opened. Leon looked if there was someone brings in the apple juice, but instead it was Claire, with a bottle of apple juice… Acceptable.
“Leon?”
“Claire?”
The two of them stood in relative silence before Claire hesitantly walked toward Leon. “Hey, uhm… it’s been a while…”
“10 years…”
“Oh, never knew it was that long.”
“Yeah…”
They stood in silence again. Claire noticed Leon was being tied and tried to help him out. After freeing, they looked away with a hint of blush on their face.
“Sir, they are definitely…
“FUCKING, YES!!!” Chris roared while watching them.
After a while of talking, Leon and Claire began to realize that they were actually… liking each other? Well, they did adopt Sherry, and they did a pretty good job raising her too.
But Ada… her rice was too fucking good!
“So Leon, my brother-
“I know, I know.” They looked at each other’s eyes. By some magic force or simply…love, they leaned closer and closer…
The soldiers heavily breathed as their lips were just inches away.
“COME ON!” Chris punched a boulder in half.
And it touched.
“YES!” They cheered with Chris, knowing that their commander’s bloodline was finally able to continue. Chris wanted a niece, a nephew would still be fine but he wanted a niece. “Good job, everyone! You all have made history today. The future shall remember you as-
A moan interrupted his speech. Chris quickly turned off every camera and mic to leave them some privacy.
The Redfield bloodline continued.
Nine months later
The hospital had just sucessfully delivered the baby safely. Chris immediately entered the building through the windows using his boulder. “CLAIRE!”
“Chris?” His little sister looked so weak, but she still had a smile on her face.
He began to look around. “Where is Leon?” His soon-to-be brother in-law wasn’t present in the hospital, which pissed him off.
“Don’t worry, Chris. He is just busy working.” Of course, he is Leon after all.
Meanwhile, Leon was trying to find his favorite apple juice brand.
Claire looked at Chris, tapping the cradle beside her. “Wanna hold her?” Chris was nervous, because the next generation of the Redfield was going to be held by him. He had always wished to be an uncle, which he succeeded forcefully.
Carefully carrying her, Chris smiled as he saw his niece’s peaceful face. The baby slowly moved its tiny hand to him. He laughed before playing with his niece’s fingers until something happened.
The infant burst its eyes open and then chanted. “SNAP BACK TO REALITY!”
Chris woke up with a gasp. “No, no no no no no NOOOOOO!” Grabbing his phone in haste, he dialed Leon’s number. “LEON! WHERE IS SHE?”
“Calm down, but who is she?”
“MY NIECE! IS SHE SAFE?!”
“Niece? I didn’t know that Claire has a chi-
“IT’S YOUR AND CLAIRE’S CHILD! I WANNA KNOW IF SHE IS SAFE!” He wished this is not reality. He wanted to go back to the dream even if it was fake.
Leon made a face before asking. “Are you high? And I certainly know I didn’t do anything with your sister to… have a baby.”
“FUCK HER, LEON! PLEASE!”
“No way fag!”
“GODDAMMIT LEON!!!”