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I Know Of A Way:

Summary:

Yusuf and Nicolò have a stupid argument.

Notes:

This is just something silly I wrote. Take it as a good laugh.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

Somewhere in Egypt in the year 1101:

 

Yusuf: "I hate you."

Nicolò: "Hate you even more."

Yusuf: "I will defeat you..."

Nicolò: "Not before I do it."

 

They look at each other briefly to take air in for the second round.

 

Yusuf: "I know of a way of defeating you in a kind way over and over again."

Nicolò: "There is not such a thing. Defeat a person in a kind way."

Yusuf: "Wanna bet? If I fail to defeat you in a kind way, then you can always return to your own ways of defeating me."

 

Nicolò looks at Yusuf while thinking about what Yusuf just said.

 

Nicolò: "Fine. Show me. Or are you not a man of your word?"

Yusuf: "Oh I'm a man of my word and I'll show you. Pants off."

 

An hour later and after five orgasms, they both lie in the sand panting.

 

Yusuf: "See, I told you that I could defeat you in a kind way. By bringing you pleasure. Admit defeat, my heart."

Nicolò: "Fine I admit defeat but if you wanted sex, you could just have asked. Why the banter?"

Yusuf: "Because it was fun. So, should we take round six?"

Nicolò: "Why not? But after that, you can scrap the sand out of my ass since it was your idea this time."

Yusuf: "That will also be fun."

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