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5:32 PM Feb 01
@redriot added 4 people to a group chat.
redriot: Hey guys!! I thought it’d be cool if I made us a group chat!
chargebolt: oh sweet!
dynamight: no
@dynamight left the group chat.
chargebolt: well
cellophane: that didn’t take long
@redriot added @dynamight to the group chat.
@dynamight left the group chat.
pinky: At least you can say you tried!!!
redriot: Yeah but how can it be bakusquad if Bakugo isn’t even in it??
@redriot added @dynamight to the group chat.
dynamight: WHY
@dynamight left the group chat.
cellophane: dude i don’t think hes gonna stay…
pinky: Yeah maybe give it a day!
redriot: I’m not giving up!
@redriot added @dynamight to the group chat.
redriot: I bet you’re getting tired!!!
dynamight: i am.
redriot: So just stay if you’re so tired!!
dynamight: no i don’t think i will
@dynamight blocked @redriot .
@dynamight left the group chat.
redriot: WHAT!!!
chargebolt: OWNED
redriot: Kaminari you do it!!
chargebolt: no way i value my life too much
redriot: Oh come on he’s not gonna kill you!
pinky: U cant see me but im raising my eyebrows
chargebolt: yea me too
redriot: He’s not!!
cellophane: ok i’ll do it
@cellophane added @dynamight to the group chat.
dynamight: what dorm are you in.
cellophane: uhhh i’m at the end of floor 5?
dynamight: ok.
cellophane: why?
dynamight: nothing.
@dynamight blocked @cellophane
@dynamight left the group chat.
cellophane: it was nice knowing everyone
chargebolt: rest in peace man…
redriot: Oh come on you know he’s not gonna-
redriot: Well what do you know!
pinky: What do i know
redriot: He uh
redriot: Seems to have left his dorm :)
cellophane: WHAT
chargebolt: sero fucking dies
pinky: Lol
cellophane: if i hear that elevator open i’m gonna swing on to one of ur balconies
chargebolt: i’d offer but as i said before i really do love my life and would prefer it to continue
cellophane: glad to know i can count on you
pinky: Go to my dorm!! He won’t expect it
cellophane: farewell i just heard the elevator open
chargebolt: OH MAN REALLY
redriot: Pls he’s not gonna do anything
cellophane: ur right im sure he just popped on over for some tea!
cellophane: denki let me in im on ur balcony
chargebolt: ok first of all i wouldn’t let u in even if u were on my balcony
chargebolt: secondly you are…. not on my balcony dude
cellophane: what??? yes i
cellophane: Ah
chargebolt: LOL GUYS HES ON IIDA’S BALCONY
chargebolt: image.png
redriot: Lol
cellophane: don’t lol me this is your fault!!
redriot: No like I actually just realized bakugo wasn’t leaving his dorm
cellophane: what.
redriot: Yeah when I heard his door open that was him coming in, not going out
cellophane: so im on iidas balcony for nothing.
redriot: U were either way man! I told you he wasn’t gonna do anything
cellophane: wait so why did I hear the elevator??
pinky: Arent there other people on your floor???
cellophane: oh yeah
chargebolt: LOL dude
cellophane: well what do i do now???
chargebolt: just swing to my balcony dude we can hang
pinky: Aw i wanna hang too
chargebolt: u can!!!
redriot: Can I come :)
cellophane: no ur evil
chargebolt: yea man of course u can
@chargebolt added @dynamight to the group chat.
chargebolt: come to my dorm if u wanna hang!!
dynamight: no
@dynamight left the group chat.
chargebolt: well he didn't block me! i’m special guys
cellophane: i think he just forgot dude
chargebolt: im sitting right next to you could you please use your words
cellophane: ok fuck u
redriot: Almost forgot!
@redriot changed the group name to Bakusquad
chargebolt: since when are we bakusquad
cellophane: its kinda always been that way dude
chargebolt: again. right next to you
cellophane: UR LITERALLY ON HERE TOO???
redriot: What do u have against phones
chargebolt: nothing i just feel like bothering hanta
cellophane: this is so sick and twisted
chargebolt: ur mom is sick and twisted
pinky: Owned
@cellophane left the group chat.
chargebolt: aw
pinky: U owned him too severely
chargebolt: hes sulking lmfao
pinky: Oh right i forgot we were hanging out im On my way!
chargebolt: u know u can turn that shortcut off right?
pinky: Its funny
@chargebolt added @cellophane to the group chat.
cellophane: i’ll severely own you one of these days then youll be sorry
chargebolt: i’d like to see you try!
cellophane: sorry what? i’m sitting right next to you, you know
chargebolt: i wish bakugo actually did enter ur dorm
pinky: I feel like I’m about to watch some sort of brawl I’ll bring popcorn too
redriot: Ooh I’ll bring other snacks!!
pinky: Yaay!
@pinky added @dynamight to the group chat.
pinky: If ur coming to Kami’s dorm bring snacks!
dynamight: no
pinky: Cmon don’t u wanna watch them tussle???
dynamight: not really
@dynamight blocked @pinky
@dynamight left the group chat.
chargebolt: OMG AM I THE ONLY ONE NOT BLOCKED???
cellophane: i’m sure he’d block u if he realized he hasnt yet
chargebolt: i can’t seem to understand u. Because we’re in the same physical room yet i dont seem to hear you talking
pinky: WE’RE ALMOST THERE DONT FIGHT YET
pinky: Hello
redriot: I don’t think they saw that
pinky: HURRY IT UP KIRISHIMA!!! We cant miss this!!
redriot: I know I know!!!
9:41 PM Feb 01
pinky: That was so fun we gotta do that more
chargebolt: i’m not counting that as a loss hanta!!
cellophane: and why’s that? ;)
chargebolt: shut up!! if we had more room i’d totally beat you
redriot: Sorry dude but I don’t think so
pinky: Maybe if quirks weren’t off limits!!
cellophane: well yeah duh my quirk doesn’t really do much against being Fucking Electrocuted
chargebolt: tsk tsk
chargebolt: it’s called being shocked, not electrocuted. if you were electrocuted you’d be dead
pinky: I didnt know there was a difference
chargebolt: there is!!
cellophane: sometimes i forget that u like… know shit about stuff
chargebolt: cmon whats so hard to believe about that???
redriot: A lot
chargebolt: betrayal!?!?!? by my bestie????
cellophane: owned
chargebolt: don’t u go around saying what is and isnt being owned sir
pinky: This is off topic but it really stinks that bakugo won’t stay :(
redriot: Maybe I can convince him during class tomorrow!
chargebolt: yea i dont think thats gonna work
pinky: I think we need a different approach!!
cellophane: like what?? you know he doesn’t respond to threats
pinky: Kinda worrying that u immediately jumped to threatening him but ok!
pinky: Maybe we can convince him joining will be like… Hmm idk
pinky: U know how u can usually win Kirishima over on just about anything by saying its manly?
redriot: We just gotta convince him that itd be manly if he stayed!! I get what you’re saying!!
cellophane: manliness isn’t exactly his thing
chargebolt: maybe we gotta challenge him!! like if he doesnt stay he’s a coward or a loser
redriot: Oh what that sounds mean :(
pinky: I think it could work tho!! Kami add the man
chargebolt: ok but just know this is our last chance. if he blocks me its all over. it all rides on me, the final savior of this group chat
cellophane: or we could just get him to unblock us at school tomorrow
chargebolt: im gonna ignore you forever
pinky: Just do it!!
chargebolt: ok ok
@chargebolt added @dynamight to the group chat.
chargebolt: u know im starting to get it bakugo.
chargebolt: i guess ur too scared to stay!!
pinky: Yeah I bet u think we’re too cool to be seen with
cellophane: seems to me like someone’s too much of a wimp to join…
redriot: Guys!! You’re being mean!
chargebolt: its all according to plan 😏
redriot: :/
cellophane: youd think he’d leave by now
cellophane: or at least say anything
redriot: He usually sleeps pretty early
chargebolt: oh
redriot: So we could have waited until tomorrow in the first place without having to berate him!!
chargebolt: its not berating its simply emotional manipulation
redriot: Thats worse
redriot: Like u do know how that’s worse right
chargebolt: meh whatever
cellophane: yeah denki’s heartless actually so it doesnt matter
chargebolt: I LITERALLY AM NOT???
pinky: Fight fight fight
cellophane: u lack morals
chargebolt: I HAVE SO MANY MORALS
cellophane: name one
chargebolt: ur mom
pinky: Owned
cellophane: name one that isnt my mom
chargebolt: ur dad
redriot: OHHH
pinky: Owned x2
cellophane: name one that isnt my parents???
chargebolt: ur brother
cellophane: i dont have a brother
chargebolt: ur sister??
cellophane: i dont have a sister either
chargebolt: ewww r u an only child
pinky: I think most of us are
chargebolt: strange behavior
cellophane: how is that strange behavior??? i literally just do not have siblings
chargebolt: idk maybe if u were normal u would have siblings
pinky: Not to derail but Kami I’d love to hear about these siblings u have
chargebolt: huh? oh i only have a few
cellophane: u have more than one?
chargebolt: yea wanna hear their names?
cellophane: i guess?
chargebolt: ur mom
@cellophane blocked @chargebolt
chargebolt: nooooo
pinky: I should be keeping tabs on who gets owned
chargebolt: tell hanta to unblock me this is no way to live
pinky: Sero Kami says you’re ugly
chargebolt: I DID NOT
cellophane: wtf
cellophane: tell denki he’s stupid and short
pinky: Kami Sero says he cherishes your friendship
cellophane: ????
chargebolt: aw thats sweet tell him i do too :]
pinky: Sero
cellophane: yes???
pinky: Kami says everything u say is like sandpaper to his brain
chargebolt: LOL THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY THO
chargebolt: i claim that actually
pinky: Oh nvm he just took it back and said you look absolutely lovely
chargebolt: wtf
@cellophane unblocked @chargebolt
chargebolt: BESTIE
cellophane: im only unblocking bc ashido is a terrible messenger
pinky: Maybe if u want to talk to each other don’t block each other
cellophane: i think ill continue but i fw u for giving me ur two cents
pinky: Ur tiring im going to bed
chargebolt: gn :)
pinky: Night night
cellophane: and then there were two
chargebolt: the two bitches no one likes
redriot: What?? I like you guys!!
cellophane: i didnt know u were still up
chargebolt: yea me either i thought i was stuck with this mf
cellophane: unwarranted
redriot: Nah I was lurking but I am probably gonna sleep soon
cellophane: go to sleep man
redriot: Ok but you guys should too!!
chargebolt: hmm i will consider it
redriot: We have school tomorrow tho
cellophane: thats a future hanta problem
redriot: Alright well I’m gonna sleep I hope you two do too…
chargebolt: go sleepy
cellophane: seepy cosy
chargebolt: and now theres actually two
cellophane: the bit was ruined
chargebolt: wanna know what else was ruined
cellophane: my mom???
chargebolt: wtf why would u even suggest that
cellophane: what else were u gonna say???
chargebolt: ur dad
cellophane: u cant see me but that made me 5x more tired
chargebolt: go to bed man
cellophane: yea i was probs gonna do that actually
chargebolt: gn man!!
cellophane: night :)
2:37 AM Feb 02
dynamight: WHY AM I HERE