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It is a beautiful day in the Speedy Residence, Speedy was just waking up
Speedy: Welp, another day, some more awesomeness, adventure, and even more awesomeness
Speedy walked towards his drawer to find what to wear
Speedy: Let’s see, hmm
Speedy decides to wear a shirt of his favorite Sonic character, Amy Rose, plus some gray pants
Speedy then went to wake up ZardeezNuts
Speedy chuckles and gets out a megaphone
Speedy: WAKE UP ZARDEEZ NUTS!
ZardeezNuts: HHOOOGGGAA BOOGGAA ME AWWAKKEE NOWWW
ZardeezNuts:oh hi speedy
Speedy: morning zardeez
Zardeez:ugh, what time is it?
Speedy looks at his Sonic watch
Speedy: it’s 10:30
Zardeez:But I don't wanna get outta bed :(
Speedy: too bad
Zardeez: Ok fine
Zardeez proceeds to jump out of bed, fully refreshed all of a sudden
Zardeez: OK lets get breakfast, i heard UFS is making deep fried peppers for breakfast
Speedy: I hope to god he’s making grilled cheese sandwiches as well, those are PEAK!
Zardeez: for breakfast?
Speedy: Yes
Zardeez:Thats funny, ill try some
Speedy: AWESOME!
Speedy and Zardeez proceeded to walk into the kitchen where UFS was making deep fried peppers and yes, grilled cheese sandwiches
Speedy: Hey UFS, mmmm those grilled cheeses smell gooooooood
Zardeez: i'm here for the deep fried peppers
UFS: Oh well glad you 2 could make it, everyone else left the [place we live]
Speedy: that’s ok with me
Zardeez: Well what are we waiting for, lets eat
And so our duo ate breakfast and didn’t save any for UFS cause he already had breakfast
Speedy: loved it, the grilled cheese was amazing, the the deep fried peppers were pretty good too
UFS proceeds to disappear into a puff of smoke
Speedy: WHAT THE-
All of a sudden, a strange figure appears
Speedy:Is that?
Zardeez:MICKEY MOUSE?!?!?!
Speedy: oh, hi michael rat
Mickey: Hoo Haa, I’m Mickey Mouse, and I've got a surprise for you!
Mickey:I've taken all the other residents of this [place you live], AND I SCATTERED THEM ACROSS THE WORLD
Speedy: aww, i thought the surprise was gonna be Owl House season 4
Zardeez: buh whie?
Mickey: idk im bored and you broke a rule at disney land once
Zardeez: oh ok, that's a good motive
Speedy: Yeah, that makes sense, to be honest, i never really went to disney land before, or disney world actually
Mickey:well screw you
Speedy: hey, that wasn’t very mice, get it, mice, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Zardeez and Mickey look in disappointment
Speedy: yeah i’ll stop with the lame puns
Zardeez: Ok so are you gonna leave?
Mickey: uh in a minute i gotta get something
Mickey flies up to Zardeez’s room and grabs a sentient coco cola can
Zardeez: GASSSSSSSSSSPing
Speedy: LE BIG GASP!
Mickey: I heard you gotta a special can, so i'm taking it so you have a motive to go on this BIG ADVENTURE
Can: put me down you fucking asshole
Speedy: to be honest, taking the can isn’t really a motive, you can take it and i wouldn’t give a crap
Mickey: I'll steal your entire supply of sonic merch how bout dat :D
Speedy: NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! OK! I’LL GO ON THE QUEST SO I CAN SAVE THE CAN!
Mickey: Well… I don’t think you know the can very well… so i'll steal your stuff anyway and scatter it all, just like with your roommates!
Speedy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo………
Mickey: well, I gotta flee, So don’t forget about little ol’ me
Zardeez proceeds to shoot a missile at him
Mickey: OW- WHAT TH- OW! HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Zardeez: HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD!??!?!?!
Mickey: idk
Zardeez proceeded to steal the can back when he was down
Can: well at least you did that for me
Mickey: Well I still have all of Speedy’s stuff so that's not gonna be that last of it.
Mickey: Ta ta!
Le disappear noise
Speedy: GRRRRRR! I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GONNA PUMMEL THAT RAT AND FORCE HIM TO WALK ON SEVERAL MOUSE TRAPS UNTIL HE DIES!
Zardeez: Speedy, calm down, its ok, well get him and your stuff back
Can: but all the annoying people are gone now. It's perfect!
Can: well all of the but one
Zardeez proceeds to slap the can
Can: ow :(
Speedy: let’s just hope he had the decency to leave my Modern Amy plush as the first of my merch we find
Le walk to Speedy’s room
Speedy: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MY PRECIOUS!!!!
As it turns out, Speedy’s Modern Amy plush was right outside their door but they don’t know that yet so shhhhhhhhh
Speedy: *commits le big cry*
Zardeez: Hey, it's alright, we'll find that plush and kick that rat’s big smelly ass!
Speedy: hell yeah, we’ll murder him! We’ll make sure he’s gone from this planet
Can: BOIL HIM ALIVE!!
Speedy: HELL YEAH!
Zardeez: well i mean i like disney movies but ok well kill him i guess
Zardeez: Also, are you coming with us can?
Can: you think I have anything better to do?
Zardeez:fair point
Speedy: LET’S ROLL!
Can: I'LL GET THE RV STARTED
Zardeez: what rv
Speedy: yeah, what are ya talking about
Le rv falls out of the sky, somehow perfectly fine
Zardeez: Oh sick
Speedy notices something close to the door
Speedy: wait a cotton picking minute
Can: do I see something I can kick 1000 miles?
As it turns out, it’s the Modern Amy plush Speedy was crying about a few minutes back
Can: oh guess not :(
Speedy: OMG
Speedy:MY PRECIOUS!
Speedy dashes over to the plush, picks it up and hugs it
Speedy: Don’t you worry, everything’s gonna be ok
Speedy gives the Amy plush multiple kisses on the forehead
Speedy: i still want to kill that rat btw, he took the rest of my merch, so he deserves to die
Can: do you mean? BOIL?
Speedy: YES! EXACTLY
Zardeez questions the sanity of his two companions
Can: OK RV TIME IM DRIVING
Speedy: ROAD TRIP! WOOHOO!
And so our 3 adventures started their Epic quest, where they would recover the merch, meet familiar faces, and maybe get lunch.
END OF PROLOGUE
Keep reading, cause peak story is about to begin, next time, WE’RE HEADIN TO THE SWAMP! Get it, cuz were goin to shreks place?