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‘Hello Dost I really would like some tea unfortunately all the bakeries fucking burnt down’ Says Nikolai. Today it is cold and chilly.
‘Oh! That sounds splendid,’ Replies Dost I know just the place. Please follow me we are going to argyle Street’ They walk
We walk down thou burnt London Streets until we at 'Ye olde Fishe'. This moves me deeply, its looking into my essence. Le old Fishe was the one thing in my life who understood. My intimate place. Thats what I thought. We Arrive at Le Old Fish. "Errm this place has a weird stench, doesn't it?" Nikolai asks. "Heh, I think it is quite superb."i reply as walk into the coffee shop.
Just as Nikolai and Dost sit down they hear a rather bizzare CLANG noise. When they turn around there is a blue haired boy He is obnoxiously banging forks together. Woah nelly! Please be quiet! He come over to the table
“Clink Clink~ I am kanata~ what would you like to order~” Dost thinks this man is Weird!
"I want pies and Dost: here wants tea!" Nikolai replies. Kanata hits his forks together and walks over to the dishwasher in the open dining space of the coffee shop, and starts drinking the water from it, then going behind the counter to make the orders. Dost is sure this man wouldn't be capable of growing good apples. "Freek"
A blonde haired man walks out from the counter with white things in his ear. What is he doing. “Hello guys… i am Kaoru Hakaze but you are not girls so i will be spitting on your table.” he says. He then spits on Dost! Wow these cafe staff are rude! Dost starts crying and banging his fists on the table. “ I SAID I WANTED FUCKING TEA!! NOT SPAT ON!!’ He is very angry.
I was very upset with Mr. Hakaze’s actions. How dare he spit on me!! After, he walks away from our table and the white things in his ears start playing Chopin Rap Remix. His walk is VERY bad. Clearly he does not sit properly. Soon blue haired boy returns from the counter.
“Clang clang~Puk♪ Here is your food~”! He says, handing the boys 3 cups of straight dishwater. (With extra flavour apple scent soap). This is not what you ordered. “I WANTED PIES!” you say, in between sobs. A man with firey ginger hare walks out. “What is this? Whos pals and whos buckaroonies?” He says. You stare at him as he is Chuuya Nakahara.
He looks very angry. “YOU SCALLYWAGS!! WHO ATE THE PIES!! I WAS SAVING THEM FOR ZION!" he explodes, turning red in the face. He is really angry!! “s-Sorry manager… as an apology I'm going to give Dost my airpods.. I deserve to be punished.”
Dost takes the airpods. He plays with in his hand, curious about what they are. “Wowie these do look like a truly spectacular device. I am intrigued.” I say inspecting airpod. “Guilt? On, son, it's time to grow up.” manager Mr Nakahara say. “VODKA” Kanata shout very loud, it scare Dost and he drops thee Airpod. Thou airpod hath breaked against Ye Olde Fishe floor. Kaoru is really really angry. “WOW PAL. REAL FUNNY BREAKING MY HECKING AIRPODS.”. Dost reply: “It accident.” “You think you’re so darn tough. Good golly.” “Someones getting feisty.” Dost says as he kicks the airpods..!? Kanata knock over cup of dish water, “Listen here pal. YOU’VE CROSSED THE LINE. DON’T GRIND MY GEARS.” he shouting! Dost whimper in fear. Scary!
The cafe start to feel very hot. “Hey it hot” Nikolai said. the fire..! the great fire of london.. it had reached Ye olde fishe! Everyone is super surprise. Ye olde fishe has caught on fire! Uh oh, this is bad.. Today is not good! Chuuya kicks the dishwasher and it slide away. “ALL IN THE FATHER” he shout very loud! as he open the door to the father. Everyone go into the Father! It scary. Ye olde fishe is burning.
They are been in the Father for ten minutes when Kaoru say. "I really need my airpod. Me and Kanata are CRAVING some Moves Like Jagger metal cover." "Yeah Go get them little Dost. Heh" Kanata said! Dost drops his Beach hat in shock! They want he to go in the Great fire of London! "Nuh uh" I reply. "Well Someone needs to get my aidpod. I spent 42 pound and 37 pence on those." Dost almost start cry.. He feel so bad..? About the airpod incident. He does not feel bad alotThis weird!. He pick up his beach hat to wipe his tear and blow his nose in it… "Dost-kun.." Nikolai said. Kaoru snorts and put his finger up. "Heh well one of you better get my airpods! Get up out there little Dost."
"HEYA PAL. SHUSH YOUR PIEHOLE!" Nikolai shouts at Kaoru. Kaoru gasp. He so shock and offended. "WELL YOU GO GET HIS AIRPOD THEN" Kanata reply. He opens the door to the Father and Kaoru pushes Nikolai out…! Chuuya is very disappointed. "NOOOOOOOOOO" Dost screems. I think Nikolai must be very hot out there! It been a minute and he not back. Dost is super scare! Then there knocking heard on shelter. Dost jump up to open. His beech hat falls off. He open the door! There is strange purple hair boy and yellow hair boy..? Dost thinks that is not Nikolai. "Hello! It is tsukasa. We are here to mop fire." Dost is flabbergasted. "Where is Nikoali….!" Dost runs out the father and purple boy is mopping the fire away. "Dost!" You said at me, running towards Dost. But..!
The airpod on floor…
Nikolai slipped on the air pod. Dost crying. Purple boy is surprise by the loud bang of Nikolai against ye olde fishe and he drop mop! The mop land on Nikolai! "Whoa Nelly."he say. Nikolai is not moving. Dost starts screaming "NOOOOOOOO" and falls onto his knees.
“RUI WHAT THE FUCK! YOU KILLED HIM!” Shrieked Tsukasa. “YOURE MEANT TO BE MOPPING THE FIRE!!”
“Oops Mb” Reply Rui Kamishiro.
Dost is still hunched over on the floor, motionless. Nikolai was his best friend — someone who he could always depend on, a constant source of happiness to him — and now hes gone. Nikolai is no longer himself, hes no more than a lifeless corpse, drifting into a mental void of emptiness. Somehow, Fyodor finds it within himself to relate to that feeling with his friend gone forever. Nikolai will never come back. He knows that all too well.
Dost keep crying. Woah he is very sad! Mr Kamishiro feels very bad. “Sorry,” he says, “I didn't mean it bro was just on the floor.”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU UGLY ASS BITCH YOU KILLED HIM! ILL CRUMPLE YOU UP LIKE AIRPODS!” Screams Dost. My Lord. Stop being angry, Dost!
“Woah nelly Dost. Me and Rui are just cleaners. Calm down Please I am the owner of Ye Olde Fishe” Says Tsukas calmly. He smooches rui (how cute).
“Uuu,,,uuue,,, but my Niko!” wails Dost. “Mr Kamishiro I'll NEVER forgive you!”
“Hmm.. Dish Water 😄.” Says Kanata. Does he know about the fucking fire
“Kanata Be Quiet…” Replies Mr Hakaze. “Nikolai is DEAD. We need to be respectful…”
the shelter go very quiet. Everyone is sad apart from Rui as he is playing with his fidget cube. It is shaped like a squid! How cute! “Hey Tsukasa kun I need to go back to Ne Newe Squide now have fun mopping fire.” Says Rui.
“WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? puka puka~” says Kanata. “I hope it ~Puka~ burns down”.
The fire stops all of a sudden. Thanks Tsukasa! “Oh Okay bye Rui .” Says Tsukasa.
“Aww. Before I go..” starts Rui. He pulls out a coupon. “Heres a coupon for ne newe squide, a free tea! For your loss. Bring a friend!” Rui walks out.
Dost look at coupon. “Ok”