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The Ada was deciding on this weeks game night. Dazai immediately stood up and shouted. “SPIN THE BOTTLE!” Of course Kunikida was against this but Dazai forced him with blackmail. (It was a picture of Kunikida falling asleep at his desk.) Atsushi said fine. Ranpo thought of cheating so it landed on Poe each and every time it was his turn. (Read the tags to know why poe is there.) Yosano decided it would be fun drunk so she drank. Kenji just wanted to kiss his crush on the cheek. Kyouka was hoping she would be able to hug kenji. (She didn’t understand the game fully and if someone landed on her or kenji they would hug.)
***
“Can we call that cool guy who can step on walls?” Kenji asks excited to see his friend again.
”Chuuya?!” Dazai yelled.
”Yea! Chuuya is my best friend!” Kenji said.
“Ew! No way! What if he lands on me!?” Dazai exclaimed.
”You would like that wouldn’t you.” Ranpo said, smirking from across the room.
“Stop being gross Ranpo! You only invited Poe so you could cheat and kiss him!”
“So?” Ranpo said replying to Dazai.
“Ranpo dear… You could’ve just asked..” Poe said, red as a tomato.
“Ughhh!! Fine, I’ll call Chuuya!!!” Dazai gave up and called Chuuya. Chuuya obviously didn’t answer so he texted him instead.
Slug<3
dazai: Chuuya!! Answer me!!
Slug<3: what
dazai: Come to the agency quickly!! I’m being hurt!!
Slug<3: omw
dazai: Your so dry!!
Slug<3: stfu and I brought Gin and Tachihara along with Akutagawa to help
dazai: oh..
dazai: well I just wanted you to play spin the bottle with us.. but they can join.. maybe not Akutagawa he smells..
Slug<3: wtv I’m here
***
Chuuya kicked the door down and watched as all the eyes ended on him. He walked in and smiled at Kenji who yelled “SO COOL!!” at the top of his lungs. Atsushi made a face when Akutagawa walked in.
“Chuuya!! Your so tiny it looked like a cockroach just kicked the door down!!”
“Shut up Dazai.”
“Can we start now?” Gin asked.
“Why are you here?” Kunikida said.
”I was invited, now let’s start this.”
”Let’s get this party started!!” Tachihara yelled.
***
The bottle was already set up and ready. The first to roll was Kunkida and he landed on Chuuya.
“Oh god.” Kunikida said, regretting his choice
”Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!” Dazai yelled. Thinking about why his chest started having a weird feeling swelling up in it.
”Ugh..” Chuuya crawled over to Kunkida and gave him a peck on the lips. Dazai stared them down with a glare. Ranpo noticed it and started giggling.
”Ew your lips taste like cheap chapstick..” Chuuya complained.
”Yours didn’t taste any good either.” Kunikida argued. Chuuya’s lips tasted like expensive wine. It was nice to be honest.
***
The next to roll was Atsushi who hoped he didn’t land on Akutagawa with all his heart. He crossed his fingers as the bottle went round and round and round and round and round until it started to slow down. The bottle made a couple turns and it landed on no one other then your favorite emo boy: Akutagawa Ryunosuke.
“Fuck!” Atsushi yelled covering his mouth right after. “Sorry..”
Everyone started to laugh at them, including Gin.
Akutagawa froze and started to redden. His first kiss, with the weretiger? Absolutely unbelievable.
“Hurry up!!” Ranpo yelled. “I want my turn already!!” Ranpo said stuffing sweets in his mouth.
”No thank you.” Akutagawa said, holding a hand up to Atsushi’s face.
“You have to!!” Dazai said giving Akutagawa a look.
“Fine Dazai San.” Akutagawa got up and kissed Atsushi quickly on the lips and turned away.
”I..oh..um…okay..” Atsushi stuttered, turning red by the second. Akutagawa just stood turned away from Atsushi still thinking about it.
***
”Finally my turn!! Cringy couples get out the way!!” Ranpo yelled smiling.
The bottle started to turn and turn and turn and turn and turn until it went to a stop. Of course it landed on Poe.
Ranpo spared no time and started to jump over to Poe.
”Ranpo dear..um..wait!” Poe said getting cut off by the kiss of Ranpo. “Mwa!” Ranpo said, licking his lips. Poe’s lips tasted like coffee.
“Tasty!!” Ranpo said watching as Poe turned pink. “Uh..um…okay…thank..you..dear…” Poe stuttered.
***
“Moving on..” Tachihara said reaching for the bottle. He watched as it turned round and round for a while until it stopped.
The bottle landed on Gin. Her face turned pink just like Tachihara’s. “Gin! What a surprise! Who would’ve guessed you had a crush on Tachihara!!” Dazai exclaimed, knowing Akutagawa would hear and start to threaten Tachihara.
“I..um..no..um..” Gin started to realize Tachihara was just as red as her so she decided to get it over with and got up.
She walked over to the side Tachihara was sitting down at and grabbed his face. She looked at him for a second then pulled down her mask.
Tachihara stared at her face for a bit blushing even harder. He leaned forward and kissed her first. It lasted a couple seconds until Tachihara felt someone tap his shoulder.
He opened his eyes and saw Akutagawa staring at him. Gin looked at her brother and stopped kissing Tachihara. “I’m sorry about him..” Gin said awkwardly sitting next to Tachihara. “It’s fine..” Tachihara said looking over at Akutagawa. “Don’t touch her.” Akutagawa mouthed to Tachihara. “My bad..” Tachihara mouthed back.
***
It was finally Kenji’s turn so he quickly spinned the bottle and landed on Kyouka!
”Yay!” Kenji said going over to Kyouka. He placed a kiss on her lips and blushed heavy. Kyouka didn’t understand fully so she kissed him again thinking it was part of the rules. “Wow!” Kenji said. “Your very pretty, Kyouka!” Kyouka blushed and looked away. “Thank you..” Kenji hugged her and ignored everyone else’s awes and so cutes! He held her for a while until he fell asleep on her arm.
“Young love..reminds me of us right Chuuya?” Dazai whispered to Chuuya. “Yeah I guess..” Chuuya whispered back.
***
It was Kunikida’s turn once again since Chuuya was skipped, he was busy drinking with Yosano who decided not to play anymore because she didn’t want to kiss anyone.
Kunkida watched the bottle go round and round until it ended up on Dazai. He got excited a bit and spared no words to talk. He quickly got up and walked over to Dazai. “Aww Kunikida wants a kiss??” Dazai teased.
Kunikida kissed Dazai for a good second until he felt eyes on him. From Chuuya. “Ew imagine kissing that brat. Gross.” Chuuya laughed.
“You can go now, Nakahara.” Kunkida said, giving Chuuya a stare. Everyone noticed the jealous tension. They didn’t mention it though. Thank god.
“Whatever.” Chuuya said grabbing the bottle. He turned it quickly and hoped it wouldn’t land on Dazai. It did of course.
”No.” Chuuya said, spinning again. No one objected, they just let him do it. It landed on Dazai once again. So he spinned again. Dazai again. “FUCK!” Chuuya said, almost breaking the bottle.
“Don’t break it!” Kunikida shouted. “YOUR DOING THIS ARENT YOU FUCKER! JUST LIKE LAST TIME!” Chuuya shouted. “Last time?” Kunikida said. “You guys have done this before?”
“Uh well yeah but because of this fucker cheating in spin the bottle and making it so where he had to kiss me or I had to kiss him because he didn’t want to kiss anyone else or some shit I didn’t attend the Port Mafia game nights anymore.” Chuuya explained. “YOU GUYS KISSED BEFORE?” everyone yelled at the same time.
“Yeah?” Chuuya said.
“Whatever I don’t want to kiss you and I never cheated!” Dazai said.
“You so do liar.” Ranpo argued.
“Ranpo never lies.” Poe said giving Dazai a stare.
Dazai shivered at the sight of Poe’s eyes and quickly got up rushing to Chuuya.
“NO!” Chuuya yelled before Dazai could kiss him. Which he failed, Dazai kissed him anyway.
He quickly melted into the kiss and put his arms around Dazai’s neck. Dazai returned the gesture with his arms around Chuuya’s waist and started to tilt his head for more access.
Everyone was just looking at them, shocked. Then things started to get heated and before that could happen Kunikida exited the room. Which obviously snapped the two back to reality. They let each other go and started to breathe heavy.
“Ew..” Atsushi said from across the room. Kyouka had her eyes covered by Yosano and Kyouka covered Kenji’s eyes even though he was asleep.
“I’m drunk.” Chuuya said, passing out right after that breath taking kiss.
“I’ll take him home.” Dazai said breathing heavy still. “That was disgusting.” Ranpo said, sitting on poe as if he was a throne. “Ranpo dear why are you on me?” Poe asked. “Because I can be!!” Ranpo laughed.
Poe smiled and said okay. Atsushi remembered Kunkida leaving so he decided to go check on him.
“Mr Kunkida?” Atsushi asked.
He walked in the conference room and saw Kunkida writing in his notebook.
“Are you okay?” Atsushi asked. “Yes I’m fine I just didn’t want to see those two making out. How gross.” Kunikida said.
“Well they both left and I think Ranpo is going to Poe’s manor. Yosano is sleeping on the agency couch too. And all the Port Mafia members left.” Atsushi explained.
There was a short silence until Kunkida spoke up.
“Do you think Dazai likes him?” Kunikida asked looking the opposite way of Atsushi. “Who?” Atsushi asked.
”Nakahara.”
“No! Chuuya was just drunk you know!” Atsushi said trying to console Kunikida. “I’m sure Dazai likes you!” Kunikida looked at him with wide eyes. “Really?” Kunikida said.
“Yes!” Atsushi exclaimed. “Then I have nothing to worry about. Thank you Atsushi.” Kunikida smiled and started to pack his things. “I’m leaving for the day. See you tomorrow.” Kunikida left the room and Atsushi said his goodbyes.
***
”God why did you get so drunk you lightweight..”
Dazai said lowering Chuuya onto his bed. It was dark and Dazai was to lazy to walk back to Chuuya’s apartment so he went to his own. It was only 5 minutes away from the agency after all.
Dazai placed Chuuya on his bed, taking his coat and a couple of his layers off so he was comfortable.
He looked at him for a bit. He thought of the last time they played spin the bottle at the Port Mafia. He remembered calling Chuuya beautiful too. It all felt so nostalgic. He kissed Chuuya’s forehead and whispered.
“Yeah it was me, I cheated to kiss you. Hmm now that I think about it..I never even got my turn..how rude..” He started to walk away but a hand caught his wrist.
He looked over and saw Chuuya sitting up grabbing his wrist. “Stay.” Chuuya said not knowing this wasn’t his apartment. “Please.” Chuuya didn't let go of Dazai’s wrist until Dazai answered.
“Okay.” Dazai didn’t bother to take off his own coat and got under the covers with Chuuya who cuddled up to Dazai. Dazai put his arms around Chuuya and smiled. “Goodnight, Chuuya.”
“Night, Osamu.”
FIN😄
THIS IS SORT OF RUSHED SORRY!! I WAS REALLY EXCITED TO WRITE THIS IT WAS SO MUCH FUN!!