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“Hey Chuuya!!” Albatross said, walking into Chuuya’s apartment. “What?” Chuuya said. He’s playing a game with Dazai right now. “Oh I didn’t see ya there, Dazai!” Albatross said looking at Dazai. “FUCK!” Chuuya yelled, losing the game. The rest of the Flags walk in and look around at Chuuya’s fancy apartment. “Chuuya lost again! Now wear the outfit!” Dazai said smiling like a kid on it’s birthday. “What outfit are you trying to make Chuuya wear?” Lippman asked.
Dazai gestured over to the French maid outfit hanging on the wall. “Chuuya lost a bet so now he has to wear it!”
“Oh.” All of the Flags said in unison. The Flags looked over to see Chuuya grabbing the outfit and running to his (huge) bathroom. “His apartment is so fancy..” Doc said, still surprised about the huge apartment Chuuya has. “I know right!” Dazai replied.
Chuuya walked out moments later with a French maid outfit on. He has his face turned away from Dazai. The Flags bursted out laughing and Dazai started to laugh as well. “I will kill you all.” Chuuya said staring at the Flags. “No need Chuuya, we came here to play a little game with ya.” Albatross said. Piano Man spoke up and suggested the game. “Truth or dare?”
Chuuya was the only one who objected the offer so it was 6 against 1. So they started it.
“Goddamnit fine, Iceman truth or dare..” Chuuya said still wearing the outfit. He noticed Dazai’s eyes on him and they way they followed him. “Truth.”
“Uhhh what’s your favorite wine??” Chuuya said awkwardly.
”Pinot Noir.”
“Uh okay??” Chuuya didn’t fully understand the rules so he just said next. “My turn!” Albatross said. “Dazai, truth or dare.”
Chuuya got up and went to change out of the ridiculous outfit.
“Truth.” Dazai replied, already predicting what Albatross would ask.
”Do you have a crush?” Albatross asked.
Chuuya walked back in to the room wearing casual wear.
Dazai didn’t predict that question. His eyes widened and he suddenly didn’t know what to say. He sort of stuttered a bit when he started to talk. “N-no! No way! Ew!” He said looking around and fidgeting a bit. “Yeah right liar it’s called TRUTH for a reason. Be for real.” Albatross said.
”Fine! Yeah I totally do!” Dazai said, reddened. Dazai stared at Chuuya for a bit. 'He looks like someone completely different' Dazai thought. When Dazai noticed Chuuya was looking back with a confused look, Dazai looked away quickly, turning red. The Flags noticed this and started to laugh. “Okay my turn.” Lippmann said still giggling a bit. “Chuuya, truth or dare.”
Lippmann knew Chuuya would pick truth and he had already had his question in mind to.
”Truth.” Chuuya said confidently. “Do you have a crush on anyone?” Lippmann asked. “No!” Chuuya said stiffing up.
“Liar!~” Dazai sang. “Shut up! You lied too!” Chuuya argued. “Chuuya!~”
Lippman imitated that sing sing voice Dazai made and finally Chuuya gave in and answered truthfully. “Yeah..” Chuuya mumbled. “Can’t hear you!~” Lippmann sang. “YEAH I HAVE A FUCKING CRUSH!!” Chuuya yelled. The Flag started to giggle and Dazai just silently mouthed a 'yes!' Which Albatross noticed of course.
“Moving on!” Doc said. “My turn!”
“Albatross? Truth or dare.” Doc asked. “Dare! Unlike ya guys I’m not afraid!” Albatross laughed.
“Okay I dare you to tell Dazai, Chuuya’s crush.” Doc said, smirking. They all knew who it was after all so would it really be that hard? “No way! I don’t know who it is anyway!” Albatross lied his way out of it easily. “Then I dare you to ask Dazai who his crush is.” Doc said.
“Why can’t ya the next time he picks truth!” Albatross knew what Doc was doing. Doc was manipulating Dazai into saying dare so he could do something..
”Aw it’s no fun then! Do it!” Doc said. “Fine.”
“Dazai who’s ya crush.” Albatross asked. “Not telling you!” Dazai smiled.
“TOLD YOU.” Albatross winked at Doc hinting he knew what Doc was trying to do. “What a shame, whatever it’s your turn, Iceman.” Doc said gesturing for Iceman to start. “I suppose so. Chuuya, truth or dare.” Iceman asked. “WHY IS EVERYONE ASKING ME AND DAZAI!?” Chuuya yelled. No one answered. All they did was laugh. “WHATEVER, TRUTH!”
“Do you believe in soulmates?” Iceman asked.
“No.” Chuuya said. “I don’t believe in all that sappy stuff, ew.”
“That’s too bad. You and Dazai would fit the role perfectly..” Iceman smiled a small teensy tiny bit while saying that.
“EW!” Double black yelled in unison. Their faces were as red as the blood of their enemies.
“Anyway!” Dazai said. “Chuuya! Truth or dare!” Dazai pointed at Chuuya waiting for a reply. Chuuya stared at Dazai for a bit until he decided on an answer.
“Truth because I don’t trust you.” Chuuya lied. Chuuya trusted Dazai with his life and everybody knew it. Chuuya stared at Dazai watching as his face turned red. “Why are you turning red? Are you okay?”
“Chuuya cares about me!! Ew!!” Dazai yelled, still turning redder by the second. “Ugh! Let me say my question Chuuya!”
“I’m not stopping you!! I’m not even doing anything!!” Chuuya yelled.
“Your giving me a look!!” Dazai argued.
Everyone was just watching this wholesome double black moment. Doc was whispering to Lippman about it, giggling. Albatross was just laughing at whatever the pair said. Iceman was just observing everything happening with Piano Man.
”Chuuya! Who’s your crush!” Dazai asked. He was to embarrassed to ask at first so he had to build up courage.
“Dazai. Maybe we should wait and see who his crush is..” Piano Man said. He had already knew everyone’s plan from the start. “I’m sure it will be revealed soon.” Piano Man smiled. Albatross started laughing once Piano Man has said that.
“Ugh fine!!” Dazai was really curious who Chuuya’s crush really was? For multiple reasons. “Then..Why do you have a crush on them?” Dazai asked, looking at the Flags because he couldn’t bear to hear all the good things Chuuya was about to say for someone else.
“Well..I don’t know..I met them and something inside me just snapped..you know..something just lit up inside of me. They changed my whole world once I met them and they’re really pretty too. Even so I hate them more then anything. I hate them just as much as I love them.” Chuuya explained looking at Dazai’s back. Dazai turned back around and tilted his head. “You hate them?” Dazai asked.
”Yeah.” Chuuya said. Suddenly Dazai was confused? He didn’t think Chuuya would hate his own crush after all. Dazai stared at Chuuya for awhile and asked another thing. “Is your crush a girl?” Dazai said. “Now now Dazai its Piano Mans turn.” Iceman said, gesturing for Dazai to sit down. Which he did. Once Dazai looked over at Chuuya they immediately caught each other’s gaze.
Without bothering to look over at the pair staring at each other. Piano Man finally asked. “Albatross, truth or dare?”
“Truth!” Albatross said. No one had enough courage to say dare besides Albatross so he had a feeling Chuuya would get cocky and say dare soon. “Who do you think Dazai has a crush on?”
“So obvious!” Albatross said. Chuuya heard the question and immediately looked at Albatross. Unlocking his gaze with Dazai. Chuuya listened carefully. “It’s Chuuya!” Dazai’s heart started to race. Chuuya’s eyes went wide staring at Albatross with a loss of words. Dazai manipulated his heart to make the racing stop but it wouldn’t so he supposed it was fine for now. He put on a fake face and laughed. “Wrong!” Dazai yelled.
Doc started to crawl on his way to Dazai. He put a stethoscope up to Dazai’s chest. “Your heartbeat says otherwise.” Doc laughed. Dazai jumped immediately not even noticing Doc there. “N-no! Liar! I would never like that ugly slug! Ew!” Dazai panicked a bit jumping around. Chuuya’s eyes went blank and he just stared somewhere off in the distance. He heard how much Dazai was denying it so it must’ve been true. Chuuya’s feelings weren’t reciprocated.
Albatross noticed Chuuya’s face and crawled over there. Dazai was yelling how “ugly” and “gross” Chuuya was. Albatross saw how it was affecting him and started to console Chuuya.
“He’s lying ya know. Maybe he can control his emotions a bit and fake a face. But he isn’t the best at hiding one of the most powerful emotions. Love. His face says it all. He’s in love with ya.” Albatross said, sitting besides Chuuya.
“Why would I care. And if he was lying I’m sure he wouldn’t this far.” Chuuya replied through all of the yelling.
“Because you love him too.” Albatross said. “It’s obvious you two love each other.
”I don’t love that mackerel, ew.” Chuuya was gaining a headache through all of the screaming so he got up and started to walk out of the room.
“Chuuya! Where are you going!” Dazai said over Lippman and Doc fighting over if Chuuya fell for Dazai first or is it the other way around.
”Why would you care?” Chuuya said before walking out. Everyone immediately looked over at the door but Dazai was the only one to follow him. “Young love..sickens me.” Iceman said, smiling.
Chuuya decided to hide in a closet for some weird reason. He sat down with his head between his arms. He just wanted to be left alone. Which he was before Dazai came in the closet, shutting the door behind him. The closet was empty, the only things in it being Dazai and Chuuya. It was silent in there for a while until Dazai decided to break that silence between the two.
“I don’t actually think your ugly you know..” He mumbled, sitting besides Chuuya. “I think your pretty actually..if I didn’t know any better I’d think you were just a pretty girl..”. He tried to make Chuuya throw an insult at him or atleast talk but..he didn’t.
“Your blue eyes compliment your hair really well, and your face structure is symmetrical and pretty enough to be a model..” Dazai kept talking. “And your height is…well..cute..and so are you in general..” He kept trying to bribe an answer out of Chuuya. He said all of this unknowing of the blue eyes staring at him. Chuuya had brought his head up as soon as he heard Dazai call him pretty. “Your eyes remind me of an ocean, one I’d be willing to drown in any day or time.” Dazai looked over and jumped as soon as he saw Chuuya staring at him.
“W-well! Um! I like you! I like you Chuuya! No! Not like! I love you! I love you Chuuya!” Dazai yelled. Chuuya didn’t answer. He kept staring at Dazai. Dazai took this as a “I don’t like you back” and said.
“Okay..I know..you don’t like me back.” Dazai looked away and started to open the closet before he felt a hand catch his wrist. “I love you too!” Chuuya yelled. Holding Dazai’s wrist. “I think your pretty too! And your cute! I don’t want you to die but I’ll allow it if I die with you!” Chuuya wasn’t aware of what he had just said. But Dazai totally was. He grabbed Chuuya’s face and kissed him. Chuuya had melted in to the touch quickly and kissed him back. Chuuya swung his arms over Dazai’s neck and tilted his head for more access. Once they pulled away they both smiled at each other. They unhanded one another and looked over to see Albatross: Recorded the whole thing. Doc: Laughing at them. Iceman: Just pure concern for that last part. Lippman: Also laughing with Doc. Piano Man: Recorded the kiss and sending it to all of the Port Mafia.
“Oh god..” Chuuya said.
The next day they were bombarded with “congratulations!” And “You two are so cute!” Compliments
Which Dazai took like they were trophies.
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MY FIRST 2000 WORD ONE SHOT!! IM SO HAPPY!! I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS!! IT KEPT ME AWAKE FOR TWO DAYS!!