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> Be me
> Actually don’t be me, I don’t want to be me
> I arrive at the museum
> I killed my pre-algebra teacher???
> I go on a daytrip with my mom
> My mom turns golden??
> I killed the thing
> It’s called a minotaur. Good to know
> My best friend is a goat??
> Wow pretty girl
> I go to a camp for demigods now
> My dad is a god?
> Nah my mom is tbh
> Hades wants my head
> Apparently I stole lightning
> Oh my dad is Poseidon
> I fight furious things on a bus
> Bus is gone
> Aunty Em seems nice
> I cut off Aunty Em’s head
> She wasn’t nice
> I ship off her head
> I am impertinent
> I jump off the Arch
> Water heals me ig?
> A god gets us McDonald’s
> I go to a casino
> Bad casino
> I go to the Underworld
> Gotta get the helm to get my mom
> Oh hi dad
> I fight the McDonald’s god
> HI MOM I MISSED YOU AAAAAAAAAA
> My mom turned my step-dad into stone
> No abusive step-dad