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“The winner of the summer kendo tournament is…”
Despite the obvious answer, the crowd held their breaths as they awaited GM Raiden’s announcement.
“BambiHua!”, Raiden said as his favourite pink Laby wig inevitably slipped off his head.
The crowd roared with applause and the cheers reverberated around all of Elsword NA University. BambiHua-senpai, the captain of the kendo team, and the dream alpha male of all players in NA, has once again won the kendo tournament this year.
Dewy sweat glistened off of his skin in the sunlight. The sound of his heavy breathing echoed in your ears, putting you in a trance. He pushed his hentai protagonist bangs to the side. You, taken aback by the serene and beautiful sight of his elegant 5’4 figure, almost faint. The people around you start dropping like flies, one by one. The sheer intensity of the aura senpai exuded was too much for the average ERP 56 player, but you stand your ground, showing your strength as an ERP 173, +11 [Ariel] Vestige of Soul player. Although your pants dampened, you continued to stay strong.
“BambiHua senpai is out of my league, it would be like a midsummer night’s dream if I could ever tell him about my feelings.” You think to yourself.
Your heart aches but you do your best to hold in. For another day, you delude yourself into thinking that watching videos of BambiHua senpai cast Double Slash in 2:32 (2 hours, 32 min) is enough to satisfy you.
“It’s time to head home.”
The situation with your proliferative organs was in urgent need of quick action. Without thinking, you cut the corner to get home faster.
“Ooferonies!” you hear a man scream as you bump into each other.
In just one collision, you feel it: a Poissons ratio of 0.291, modulus of elasticity of 200 GPa, shear modulus of 77.5 GPa, and Rockwell A hardness of 49. An iron body so immaculate could only belong to one person. You shake with fear before slowly looking to see who you had just bumped into.
BambiHua senpai was before your very eyes. The toasted genderbent Comet Crusader and Nyx Pieta porn with salted butter he had been eating while running fell onto the floor.