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Eddie is grateful they only wear uniforms for official games because he has a meltdown whenever he sees Chrissy Cunningham in her greens and whites; pompoms, ponytail and all.
And then she has to do those dances… twirling and turning…bending over… kicking her legs… shaking her butt…
he shakes his head, as if to shake off the thoughts that come unbidden, blood pressure slowly rising…and going lower…
oh, dear, lord, that skirt should be banned, who approved of this uniform?!, did they want him to die, it rides up her thighs and sways when she sashays, help him.
