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Liam wanted to be a silly billy after he saw his boyfriend eating cookies!! He puts on a dress shirt somehow even tho his body is dummy thicc and waddles up to his little meow meow, his little scrunkle-pop, his discord kitten
Liam: Bryce
Bryce looked over at his fruity boyfriend, continuing to munch on his cookies
That was when Liam did it
Liam flexed his nonexistent muscles, ripping the shirt to shred to reveal pecs and abs
Liam: You want some milk with those cookies?
Liam tried to use his seductive voice to be extra silly!!!
Bryce: I'm lactose intolerant
Liam's pecs and abs shriveled up and fell on the floor, his eyes popped out of his eyes, his was FLABBERGASTED
Liam: But y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you're eating COOKIES!!!!!!!
Bryce: Yeah, I managed to make some without stuff that would destroy my stomach
Liam's eyes darkened, he became EMO and SOMEHOW HOTTER!!! He became Liam Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way!!!
Liam Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way: I don't think we can be together anymore
Bryce looked confused
Bryce: Wha-Why?!
Liam Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way: I don't want another object ruining your insides like I do
Liam Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way ran his goffik self out of the apartment, he couldn't believe that Bryce, who he thought was his griddy fortnight lover, was cheating on him with MILK!!! He hated lactose intolerant people.
Why couldn't they just be tolerant?!!111>!>!