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SO!
Empires 1 Gem, being a wizard, shows Jimmy to this place where witches hang out (Called ‘The Coven Club’) (she does this at Scotts request) and Jimmy sees a poster for someone who’s performing, under the stage name of SCOTT, bc everyone on the WC server knows his name, he goes “Scott? My Scott?” to which Gem goes “Not Quite.” then he sings THIS with all the other witches as back up, Cleo to one side of him, but not on the stage, Joey to the other, El in the middle (Again below the stage in front) then Priss and Shelby across from each other in the “dancing lines pair type thing” and same with Lauren and Tiff, (if you don’t know who Tiff is pay attention to Joey in the coven chaos bit of Witchcraft) Afterwards Jimmy faints
ANy who then he (Scott) sings this! (To the tune of Billie Eilish’s Bad Guy)
(Italic = Scott’s lines )
(Plain = Joey)
(The high pitched b-b-b-b-b in the background towards the end would be the girls)
Interlude means just music for awhile
Blue hair now black, my spooky clothes
Shiftin’, I am invisible
Creepin' around like no one knows
Think you're so powerful
Slightly undead it’s all for you
still say thank you and please
I do what I want when I'm wanting to
My soul? So cynical
So I’m a tough guy
Cause spell casting’s rough guy
Not powerful enough guy
Curse is not a buff guy
I'm that bad type
Curses make you sad type
My huge hat don’t fit right
Summon zombies, yeah I’m
I'm the bad guy, duh
(interlude)
I'm the bad guy
Undead under my control
Even if you think that they aren’t
Curse me, I'll throw you back the role
I'll be in your nightmares
My zombies likes to run away from me
But I can stand alone
If you reads all my spells
you’ll pity my enemies
So I’m a tough guy
Cause spell casting’s rough guy
Not powerful enough guy
Curse is not a buff guy
I'm that bad type
Curses make you sad type
My huge hat don’t fit right
Summon zombies, yeah I’m
I'm the bad guy, duh
(Interlude)
I'm the bad guy, duh
I'm only good at being bad, bad
(interlude)
I like when they get mad
I guess I'm pretty sad that i’m alone
You said you're scared of me?
I mean, I don't see what you see
But maybe it's 'cause I'm wearing a bird skull
I'm the bad guy
I'm, I'm the bad guy
Bad guy, bad guy
I'm a bad