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Published:
2023-03-28
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2023-04-22
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2/?
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(23) notifications from 'the famous five'

Summary:

zach- tbf i do think you guys exaggerate how sad coco was

zach- i didnt cry

cara- @pip @connor

ravi- i'd say i'm sorry but you deserve what's coming your way

pip- COCO. WASNT SAD?

connor- OH HELL NO

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a texting fic in 2023? absolutely yes

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: 1. hope is what keeps us going zach

Chapter Text

[pip and cara]

Cara- pip

Cara- love of my life

Cara– the best thing that’s happened to me

Pip- all of that is true yes, but what do you want cara

Cara- straight to the point no foreplay i see i see

Pip- still waiting

Cara- you know ive only had 2 cups of coffee today

Cara- and

Cara- i need more

Cara- will you come with me to get some my dearest

Pip- unfortunately, light of my life, i have too much work to leave my room for the next 30 years.

Pip- so no, i cant :/

Cara- ill never understand why you take so many extra classes. youd have the most perfect record even after dropping like half of them

Pip- what can i say. academic validation really gets me going. some people like to get high i look at the As on my report card

Pip- grab me a cup though?

Cara- ofc

Cara- hey maybe ill get ravi to come

Cara- ((this is to convince you to come))

Pip- ((good try but still no sadly))

 

[cara and ravi]

Cara- you

Ravi- coffee in 15?

Cara- you know me so well

 

the famous five
[pip, cara, ravi, zach, connor]

Cara- GUYS

Cara- GUYA OJ MY GOD

Pip- again?

Zach- hold on let me get my popcorn

Ravi- yeah, the waitress this time

Ravi- i mean she IS pretty sure

Connor- hey man come on youre talking to your girlfriend here

Pip- misinformation. shush

Cara- CAN WE COME BAVK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND

Zach- go on tell us

Cara- RAVI AND I WERE GETTING COFFEE AND IM GOING ABOUT MY DAY JUST ABOUT TO ORDER COFFEE NORMALLY.

Cara- I LOOK UP

Cara- AND ITS A WHOLE ASS GODDESS????? I CANNOT OH MY GOD

Ravi- shes been like this for the past 20 minutes

Ravi- i dont think shes even looked at me and you guys know how hard it is to avoid this face like come on

Ravi- shes just been trying to sneakily stare at the waitress.

Ravi- it is not sneaky.

Pip- cara are you going to talk to her this time

Pip- you need to make a move, desperately

Zach- Pip you’ve known her the longest and you think she’s actually going to speak to a girl?

Pip- hope is what keeps us going zach

Connor- ravi where is she she’s not said anything in the past 10 texts thats unlike her

Connor- did she die

Ravi- no the waitress just came over to give us some tissues and smiled at her so she’s kinda just not on this planet as of now

Pip- oh god

Ravi- CARA ASKED FOR HER NAME

Pip- SHE DID?

 

Connor- YES CARA IM SO PROUD OF YOU

Zach- ravi are you sure that’s really cara there is no way she spoke to a girl

Cara- ARYA

Cara- THATS SUCH A PRETTY NAME

Cara- is this what love feels like

Pip- sure cara

Pip- ravi please makes sure she doesnt trip over herself in excitement or something

Ravi- for you <3

 

pride parade
[connor, cara, pip]

Connor- “for you<3”

Pip- it is just a heart con you use those all the time

Connor- true

Connor- then again im not head over heels in love with you

Pip- betrayal

Connor- romantically*

Cara- better

Cara- but come on pip how long until you accept the fact that the both of you need to get together

Connor- they basically already are

Connor- they just refuse to communicate and make it official

Pip- hm

Pip- cara im so proud of you for speaking to that girl today

Cara- IKR I AM TOO

Connor- absolutely, next time maybe you can actually ask for an instagram instead of just a name

Cara- you expect too much my love

Cara- pip we need to stop letting you switch topics so easily

Connor- ^ but we can excuse it for now this is also important

Pip- exactly

Pip- but seriously cara, what changed

Cara- idk i just realised its been long enough that i’ve been skirting around people. I just need to get my shit together and if i think id like someone, i should go for it

Cara- whats the worse that can happen yk?

Pip- im so proud of you

Connor- fr thats very mature of you actually

Cara- its bc you guys have drilled into my head “just bc you had a shitty ex doesnt mean every girl’s shitty”

Connor- its TRUE

Pip- EXACTLY

Chapter 2: he could ask you to give him a planet and you'd do it

Summary:

they're all swifties and ravi is most definitely mirrorball

Notes:

I have nothing to say for myself other than, I'm sorry I really did not think it'd take me over a month to update this🧍♂️

Chapter Text

[the famous five]

 

connor- we haven't spoken for a whole day.

connor- im going to assign all of you taylor swift songs

connor- caras fearless

ravi- and you planned this WITHOUT ME?

connor- you're mirrorball

ravi- oh

ravi- that

connor- and I'm still a believer but I don't know why, I've never been a natural all I do is try try try

ravi- well fuck

 

[pip and connor]

pip- "I was so ahead of the curve the curve became a sphere, fell behind all my classmates and I ended up here"

connor- OKAY CALM DOWN

pip- and I just wanted you to know this is me trying

connor- why are you doing this to me

pip- give him a happier song I'll stop

connor- it is a SONG calm down

pip- not what I asked or do you want to listen to tolerate it on loop.

connor- youre evil incarnate

 

[the famous five]

connor- ravi you're also very paper rings and i haven't been threatened into changing your song

ravi- aw pip you didn't have to

connor- yall are too dramatic

cara- yeah she did

ravi- yeah I was on the verge of tears

zach- Moving on from these hopeless idiots,
yall wanna hang out tomorrow??

pip- zach we have exams in less than 2 weeks

zach- Exactly and we're all (you are) too stressed out about that

connor- yk he's not wrong

connor- theyre still far enough away that we can have a break day

pip- highly doubt that

cara- pip I will drag you out of your room if you say no

pip- guys I'm really not sure. I mean it's not a half bad idea but being away from my notes will probably make it worse so

ravi- come on pip, at least consider it. it'll be good for all of us. not such a bad idea to get away from your books and get back to it after a break

pip- alright, I mean I could probably set aside an afternoon with no studying

ravi- YESSS GOOD

 

[cara & pip]

cara- fucking simp

pip- I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT

cara- he could ask you to give him a planet and youd do it

pip- probably

 

[connor & pip]

connor- see normally I'd be on your case about that but ig if he can get you to come out of your house then thats good enough

pip- they told me all of my cages were mental, so I got wasted like all my potential

connor- CAN YOU STOP???

connor- I LITERALLY DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING TO YOU WHAT IS THIS HATE

connor- and don't you dare act like that's not your song btw

connor- "and my words shoot to kill when I'm mad, I have a lot of regrets about that" like shut up

pip- POINT NOTED

connor- now you know how I feel.

 

[the famous five]

zach- So we're on?

ravi- yes bbg

zach- When will you stop overusing babygirl?

ravi- never.

cara- valid I support

pip- yes we're on zach

zach- Perfect

cara- omg

cara- I have the perfect idea for wjst we can do

cara- i see it, don't you dare

pip- wjst

connor- wjst

ravi- wjst

zach- Wjst

cara- not mr. autocaps coming for MY texting

pip- she's not wrong there zach

zach- SORRY I LIKE TO HAVE GOOD GRAMMAR??

ravi- good you should be

zach- Bullying.

pip- oh now he's onto full stops too

zach- PIP SHUSH

connor- cara

connor- what was the idea you had

cara- oh yeah

cara- I saw this tiktok of this friend group going to a park and having a picnic can we do that

cara- it's not even that hot out anymore itd be so fun

connor- can we do the eating cake with wine glasses thing please

zach- Dude that's so corny

connor- but so fun

ravi- yeah I'm with connor we should do it

pip- okay so picnic decided??

cara- absolutely im so rcgited

cara- oh god

ravi- rcgited

pip- rcgited

connor- rcgited

zach- Rcgited

cara- HOMOPHOBIA

pip- half of us are GAY

Notes:

hello bbgs
i hope you liked this chapter! i dont have a set schedule for this fic but they will be regular i swear. also im really proud of the gc name being famous five bc yk solving mysteries and theres 5 of them. hilarious.
i love you i will see you next update :)
as always, kudos and comments are super super appreciated and so are ideas or anything you'd like me to incoperate!