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Levi1pov
Levi turned to his side on the bed he was sleeping on. Damn was it cold. Pulling up the covers he reached out an arm to find his natural heating pad. Only it wasn't there. God damnit! Where was Eren when he needed him? Levi sat up rubbing his eyes in hopes of spotting the brunet some where in the room so he could drag him back in bed and be more comfortable in his heat. The kid was like a giant furnace and because Levi was especially sensitive to the cold and Eren loved to cuddle with his boyfriend, it worked out in both their favor. Unfortunately, however, when Levi looked up, Eren was no where to be seen, but by that point, Levi descovered that not only could he not find his boyfriend, he didn't even know where he was.
Levi jumped up, out of the bed, making it grown from the sudden loss of weight. Looking around, he took in the layout of the room. It was a fairly sizable rectangular room with a door to the far left on one of the shorter sides. Across from that was a window covered by a long cream curtain that let in light from the morning sun, making it easy'r to see. The bed, that Levi had so unceremoniously jumped out of,sat next to the window to the right of it, with a bedside table on the left. Right across from the bed sat a well sized wooden dresser. And on the left of that was yet another door.
Walking over to it, Levi turned the nob to descover what was on the other side. Seeing a bathtub toilet and sink, he deemed it as the bathroom. Witch would insinuate that the last door was the way out. From what he'd seen so far, the entirety of the place was pleasingly clean. The rest was still to be seen. But he wouldn't try to find out until he had gotten dressed. The only thing he had on at the moment was a sleep shirt and pair of shorts he had put on the previous night and he sure as hell wasn't going wandering around with just that on.
Stepping out of the bathroom and to the dresser he opened the top drawer to look inside. Standing on his tip toes he saw handkerchives and cravats. All very clean. Then in the drawer underneath that one he found a series of undergarments. In the next one he found white and black pairs of socks, and in the one after, folded up jackets and a vest. The vest was a reddish brown and out of the jackets there where two fitted black ones and two tan ones that had patches all over it with overlaping white and blue wings. After that was a drawer of clean white button up dress shirts and underneath, a drawer of black and white pants. Who the fuck wore white pants. The most easily stained peices of clothing, and there where at least three pairs in that drawer. Suprisingly though, on further inspection, Levi couldn't find ever the tiniest speck on them. He whistled in appreciation. Out of preference though, he went with a pair of the black pants. He then grabbed one of the dress shirts, a black jacket and socks, and a pair of black dress shoes that had been placed with a pair of boots to the right of the dresser. Looking up he saw a bundle of what looked like a kind of harness, briefly wondering what it could be, but quickly dismissing it, as he was ready to go.
Taking hold of the handle of the door, he turned it stepping into what looked like an office. On the far wall was a tall book case filled to the brim. At the back was a desk and chair set up with a lantern to give off light sitting at the corner of the desk. Papers and an ink pot with quill where carefully arraigned on the surface. Before the desk sat a chair, as if some one where expected to sit judgment there. Levi smirked at the thought and walked to to the door that was placed directly across from the desk and the chair of doom. Turning the nob, he stepped through to a hallway that headed off to the right and then, from what he could see, down some stairs. As he went he passed a few more doors but didn't hear or see any people but himself. When he reached the bottom, he was met by a choice of tree more hallways.
"Tch! Damnit. Well this will be fun."
Well. Since he was already facing forward, he might as well go that way. As he walked, he noticed that the walls and floors had stains and dust in places making him sneer in frustration. Once he found out who the hell was living hear, he was sure to give them a lesson on cleaning it properly. Strangely enough though, the room he had found himself in that morning had not suffered from the same lack of cleanliness as the rest of the place had. Finally, after what had seemed like for ever and an endless time of turning corners, Levi suddenly spotted a pair of people talking to each other, one leaning against the wall while the other stood with his arms crossed. The leaning one, in all fairness looked like a smug horse, while with his companion, all Levi could think of was pin the tail on the donkey. They were both wearing the white pants, tan jacket, and harness Levi had found in his room.Now by this time, Levi was not at what you would call his best. He was tired of walking around not Knowing where the hell he was going, or even where the fuck he was. So you couldn't blame him for being a little short tempered at the moment.
As he walked towards the two teens, they finally took notice of the man of short stature. Leaving their original places, they stood and saluted smartly. Levi though, had no idea what the fuck it was they where doing so he just 'tched' at them, crossing his arms and leaning to the side.
" Who the fuck are you?" he asked icely, taking pleasure at the way they flinched slightly.
" Cadet Jean Kirstein and Connie Springer sir!" The horse answered. Levi thought it over.
" Cadet huh. So is this an army base or something?" The two teens looked at him confused.
" Yes, of course it is sir." This time donkey tail answered. Both of them looked very unsuredly at the shorter man.
" You can stop standing like that you know. Its actually kind of freaking me out." they both hesitantly relaxed " So, tell me, there has to be more of you idiots walking around, so just tell me where the best place to find them is. I would preferably like to know where the person running this shit cave is so i can talk to him about the maintenance of what they like to call an army base. Also to find out why I'm even fucking here in the first place when I could be drinking tea with my boyfriend in my nice clean house."
The two cadets just stared for a few seconds while Levi waited impatiently for them to answer.
"Well?" He nearly shouted. Making them jump.
" T-t-the d-dinning h-hall?" Jean finally stuttered out.
"And? Where is it?"
Connie pointed down the hall to the right.
"Finally." Levi walked down the direction he had pointed leaving behind two very confused cadets.
After walking down a fairly strait corridor and passing by a few more people who saluted to him while he did his best to ignore them, he finally came upon a set of double doors. Peeking in he saw a large amount of people moving around, sitting at tables, eating and talking to one another. As he looked though his eyes passed over what seemed to be familiar faces. Finally he stepped inside to get a better look. At one table sat a blonde boy with blue eyes chatting with a black haired girl wearing a red scarf around her neck. The black haired girl was blatantly ignoring a brown haired girl who seemed to be begging for the others breakfast.
They look just like Armin and Mikasa. Levi thought to himself. he didn't know who the brown haired girl was but he could definitly recognize Eren's best friend and overprotective sister. Looking around he spotted what looked like Erwin's and Hanji's faces. By now he was so confused and lost he didn't even care what he did any more. So he walked right up to his two friends. Or what looked like anyway. He decided to take the chance.
"What the fuck is going on Erwin ?"
"Oh! I see your finally awake Levi." Erwin answered.
"Hey! Levi!" Hanji called. " I have some great ideas for some tests we can run on Eren! Me and Erwin where just discussing it! First I was thinking we could have someone hold onto Eren while he transforms and see if maybe he can carry someone inside his titan form along with him! Since its my idea of course I will be the one trying it but it should be a very interesting experience! I'll have to wear the right clothing to because it will be really hot, but then again, maybe it wont affect the person it is encasing because it doesn't seem to do anything to Eren. Well more like he doesn't seem to be effected by the heat so maybe-"
"Shut up Hanji! I have absolute no Idea what the fuck your talking but no way in hell am I going to let you fucking experiment on my Eren! God! Iknew you wher crazy but now your just completely insane! Are you hearing this Erwin!? I told you something like this would happen to her someday! And Why the fuck are you wearing that shit and where the fuck are we!?
The two friends where silent for a moment. Why the fuck does that keep happening? Levi thought to himself. Finally Hanji giggled, breaking the silence.
"You just called him your Eren!" she said in a sing song voice
"I can call him what ever the fuck I want to shitty glasses!"
"Are you okay Levi?" Erwin asked.
"I will be when I find Eren and get the fuck out of hear. Who knows what the mad scientist hear has done to him!"
"EREN AND LEVI ARE GOING TO ELOPE!" Hanji laughed.
"No we're not you shitty glasses!"
"HAHAHA! YOUR TURNING RED!"
"No I'm not! shut the fuck up! What are we even doing here!? And why are you wearing what ever the fuck that is! Did you drug me or something and drag me to some kind of role play shit? And also this place is a fucking shit cave. The only clean place hear is the room I woke up in. I swear. Did you plan all this? Or are you part of some kind of secret agency thing and I found out to much about you so now I can never leave and you brainwashed me so I'd forget... shit... I think I've been watching to much TV with Eren."
More staring. Levi really was getting tired of this and wished he would just get some nice lovely answers instead, but judging by the look on their faces, they were probably gust as clueless as he was. Hanji took a step forward and looked into Levi's eyes, bending down because of the height difference.
"What year is it?"
Levi hesitated, not understanding why that was relevant to the currant situation but answered any way. "Its 2015."
Hanji's eyes grew big at his answer and a big grin spread across her face.
" Tell me what a normal day for you would be."
Levi scowled but told her. "I get up in the morning and after making breakfast drag Eren's lazy ass out of our bed so that he won't be late for his collage classes. Drive there and drop him with his sister and friend. Then drive to work for twelve hours of sitting in front of a computer screen and doing paperwork. Then later I go and pick Eren up form his work at the coffee shop and then go home and make dinner for us. Then we both crash on the bed and instantly go to sleep because we're to fucking tired for sex. Happy?"
"Extremely." Hanji then looked up and she quickly rushed past Levi seeming to have seen some one she wanted. then a few seconds later she came back around dragging a slightly confused and much younger then what Levi was used to seeing, Eren. Levi just stared.
"I have a present for you Eren!" Hanji squealed "Every one! Meet Levi from a parallel universe!" Hanji grinned in triumph at her discovery. Everyone else was to shell shocked to do much more then stare slack jawed.
Erwin cleared his throat. "Well Levi. It seems we have a lot to tell you huh?" Levi just nodded his head.
" Soooooo Levi!" Hanji nudged closer to him " About that experiment on Eren..."