Work Text:
(o=ocean|m=misha|n=noel|c=co-worker|j=jane|p=penny|e=ezra)
Narr: ocean was on her way to pizzahut to get there cheesy bread and possibly a pizza as well she walked in and was walking up to order but then to her surprise sees mischa
M: oh hello-
O: *she was gone. Dipped deceased*
M: wait…ISNT SHE FUCKING VEGAN. I gotta go stalk the orphan child fuck this job. *jumps the counter and follows ocean*
C: ..what in the fuck????-
Narr: meanwhile ocean was on her way to taco bell which was across the street and then runs into noel inside.
N: ocean???? What are you doing here???
O: ummmmmm-
M: *casually runs in* COMMITTING CRIMES.
O: DID YOU FOLLOW ME HERE???
M: HELL YES I DID. WHY WERE YOU IN PIZZA HUT GINGER????
O: UMMMMM-
N: YOU WERE AT THE PIZZAHUT? AND THEN THE TACO BELL? WOWWW- HOW COULD YOU SEE MY BOYFRIEND BEFORE ME????
M: NOEL NO-
O: YOUR WHAT????
N: …FUCK NO WHY.
O: WHAT THE FUCK???
N: i’m telling YOUR girlfriend.
M: WAIT WHAT
O: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW THAT???
N: Oh, jane’s siblings or whatever told me.
O: PENNY AND EZRA??? Those little shits-
N: oh shit wait. Does this mean we all have blackmail on each other now???
M: …shit.
O: yes. BUT STILL MISCHA YOUR GAY???
M: yeah talia dumped me so i was like “fuck this im gon get a bf” and yes
O: ..yeah that makes sense.
N: ocean why jane tho?-
O: ..sh. That's a secret noel. I could ask you the same thing.
N: …fuck you.
M: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IM AMAZING
O: it depends on the day for you mischa
M: >:[
M: my bbg still love me
N: please stop calling me bbg, we discussed this-
M: fine fine. I will stop >:[
N: thank you.
O: so..what now? Are we just- gonna be cool with everything we have on each other?
N: unfortunately so.
O: if either one of you says something i’ll tell the choir about your jobs.
N: OK OK FINE I WON’T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT JANE-
M: THAT GOES FOR ME-
O: great! :]
O: but still, mischa why were you stalking us?
M: hot girl shit bro..
N: i thought you were a man??-
M: yes. Hot girl shit.
N: slay???-
O: get it i guess-
M: thank you thank you
N: so ocean. Still jane???
O: ..yes.
N: but why??
O: yes
N: alright then-
M: well you two siblings or whatever have fun. Im gonna go back to work before my boss finds out i just left to stalk you to.
N: alright bye bye darling ill see you after work.
M: yeah bye
—
Narr: Mischa then went back to work
M: wow i love work
C: what the fuck-
—
Narr: at the Lamb household…
O: *kicks open the door*
O: JANE, YOUR SIBLINGS TOLD NOEL
J: whAT-
P: oh crap-
E: well, wanna leave the country again?
P: yeah, why not?
O: *she breaks in to the room* I WILL BURN AFENSHWANZ IF ANYONE ELSE FINDS OUT-
E: NO MY BABY-
P: PLEASE DON’T HE WILL HAVE A MID-LIFE CRISIS
O: THEN DON’T TELL ANYBODY ELSE THAT I’M DATING JANE.
P and E: OK OK WE WON’T WE PROMISE-
O: GOOD.
J: not again…
(the end)