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Are you sure your boyfriend is okay with this?

Summary:

Izuku broke up with Bakugou for reasons. The blond did his healing, and now they are some sort of friends. Deku is dating Shindo Yo, but he is still making comments about Kacchan's boobs. The blond is okay with that because he knows what he has... but he worries about Shindo.

Notes:

This story is a self insert, I needed to talk about this but I know real people in my life will judge me. So of course, as the sane person I am I decide to write a fanfic about it!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Are you sure your boyfriend is okay with this? 

 

 

Bakugou Katsuki loved Midoriya Izuku. That was a fact the blond knew for most of his life, Izuku was a safe space. He was his favorite person. So when they started dating it was like a dream, Bakugou was happy, until he wasn't. 

Depression and anger issues were getting the best off him, and Izuku, bless his heart, did his best to help, but at the end his problems were too much for the grenette to handle, and after more of two years of relationship they broke up. Izuku started dating Shindo Yo almost right away, and Bakugou, feeling on the bottom of despair, decided to pull his way out as he always did, and his healing process began: going to therapy and getting medication for his anxiety and depression. It was a hard path of recovery, seeing Izuku with Yo triggered panic attacks, and just as his fucking luck was, the three of them worked at the same agency, so it was not easy to avoid them, and fucking Deku was not helping, always trying to talk to him as if nothing happened. He decided to ignore him, if Deku was not going to respect his right to heal them he will force the zero contact he needed, if Izuku was next to him he pretended he was blind, if he decided to compliment him he will just ignore it 

"That new tattoo is beautiful, Kacchan"

He will act as if he didn't heard him, fucking nerd, who gave a fuck if he liked is new ink? Who cared if the nerd liked the new pants he got? The worst part is that he knew Izuku was checking his social media, the accounts he used to talk about his feelings. Where he talked about how soft he felt when Deku compliment him, and how he wished he would just stop, tired of getting mixed signals. The nerd knew about those feelings and he didn't care much, because it only got worse.

Slowly, Bakugou noticed that he was able to speak with Deku without feeling much, even when the other hero gave him food or complimented his looks on a daily basis, it was part of Izuku's personality, and even when they were exes there was no need to make it weird, right?

After a year and a half Bakugou could say he and Izuku were back being friends, he still cared deeply about him but that feeling was no longer romantic, and he still avoided to hear or see that much of Shindo, but not due to jealousy, it was related to his abandonment issues. But it was okay, he was working with his therapist on that. 

Anyway, now that he felt his heart was no longer in a battlefield, he was able to reach out to Deku again, spending most of his breaks with the other, or even going to his spot when he was bored.  Izuku was easy to talk to, he was still a safe space, someone with whom Bakugou could really be himself, everyone was surprised, why would Bakugou katsuki go back to Midoriya Izuku after everything that happened? The answer was easy. It was Izuku and he liked him.

But lately, Izuku had been making weird comments, he was talking way too much about Katsuki's tits, and okay, he did, in fact, had nice tits, the whole population of Japan was aware of them, but Izuku was really looking at his pecs without any SHAME. And Bakugou was sort of okay with that, he was aware of the power he hold and how difficult it was to not look at them. But Izuku had no shame at all.

"Kacchan! Stop wearing that! I can't keep my eyes of you"

He said when he wore a sleeveless turtleneck

"Kacchan, you know? I miss your tits, I really like big pecs and now I don't have them, that's something I miss"

Bakugou was taken back, yes, he has the body of a Greek God and anyone would be lucky to have him. But what about Shindo? They were still together. Wasn't Izuku being disrespectful towards his boyfriend talking so freely about how he missed his exes tits? Hell, he gave two shits about Shindo, the fucker could die for all he cared, but shouldn't Izuku care? He wouldn't like to have a boyfriend talking like THAT to his ex. But okay, it wasn't Katsuki's circus non monkeys, and he liked talking to Izuku when he wasn't being so weird, so he would just pass it and try to just think about those comments as if Izuku was just a hornny fan and not his ex who had his dick between his tits. 

"You know, Kacchan? Is really hard to look at your eyes, your tits are really big"

"Kacchan! How do you manage to get so dirty?"

Izuku asked while pointing at a small sauce spot in his shirt you could only notice if you were looking at his chest, and Izuku clearly was. And it didn't stop there, Izuku was getting bolder, making comments about their past sex life, like how good Bakugou's head game was, or that time Izuku almost took one of his nipples out when his necklace got tangled with his piercing jewelry

"Do you want me to take another jewel out?"

Izuku shamefully asked, and to be honest, the blond was too stunned to speak, that wasn't something he liked to remember and somehow Deku made it to be fucking sexual. 

"I just saw Yo, he was with a friend that also has some big tits, and I was just thinking if they were bigger than yours, but no, they are not, I told Yo that I would just do anything a big titie person asked me to".

Just... what type of relationship these two had??? The blond was getting actually concerned, one comment every now and then was okay, he was used to it, but he and Deku just had so many contexts and past behind that it was difficult to think Shindo was really that okay with that behavior. When he and Izuku dated they used to check out people or friends together, showing each other when they saw videos of a sexy estranger, but they never did the same with their exes, that was an unspoken rule, and if Izuku ever said something like that to him he would be hurt. Hurt and uncomfortable knowing that his partner was missing something an ex had and he does not, was Deku really forcing him to think about Shindo's well being? That was fuck up.

Deku was even making dick jokes trying to get Bakugou to say that he had a cute dick, he even texted him one night asking if it was true clean dick tasted like avocado and if his dick tasted like that, there was no "hi, how are you?" Nope, just avocado flavored dick. Bakugou just answered it might be true and that they were together a long time ago, he even stopped remembering how it looked much less how it tasted. The chat stopped there, still it was a pretty concerning interaction, go ask your boyfriend that?

Izuku even managed to pull comments out of his ass on the worst possible moments, like when Bakugou was telling him about his therapy session where they talked about his fear of loving again because he felt they would eventually have enough of his mental health issues. And the fucking bitch just said

"but the sex would be good"

Katsuki just sighed and said "yeah, for them, I guess" and went back to his spot. What was going on with Deku? The funny carefree moments were still there, but he was getting weirder and weirder. 

"Kacchan, even Yo knows I look at your tits, they are so big, and so pretty, they are perfect"

Bakugou was perplexed, he hoped the comments he made to his boyfriend about him were not that many, but nope, Izuku was able to talk about his partner who he lived with and had future plans to marry and fawn over his exes tits at the same fucking time. A few moments later the grenette had the audacity to ask him if he would sleep with him again, Bakugou said the true, that no, and not because at the time the sex was bad or that he thought Izuku was ugly, the nerd still had one of the best asses of the market, but he was over that, he wasn't thinking about Izuku's ass anymore. The grenette seemed okay with that, and thank God that was the end of the conversation.

"Damn, maybe Shindo is a very chill person, I would have blasted Deku to hell already if I was on his position. Well, either that or he is really fucking stupid".

Bakugou said to himself on his way back home.

Maybe the bastard really deserved Izuku and his weird obsession with his exes tits.

Notes:

This was inspired by my ex who has said everything Izuku said textually, and I do think about his current girlfriend more than I would like to admit. I still don't know if she is really that chill, if she is stupid or if she has already said something...

I also think Bakugou's arms deserve an honorable mention, but sadly this was about tits, I know it was out of character for Izuku, but that's the magic of fanfics, I can do whatever the fuck I want.