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“PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” goes the stream of piss. Shadow is committing various felonies in the Hot Topic again.
“not again” the manger cried. Shadow was just here 2 days ago, and was put into jail for crimes. However, Shadow used the fact that he is edgy as a shiv and tunneled away from the maximum security prisson.
Shadow quickly moved to the Spencer’s, but they closed the doors, because Spencer’s is well accustomed to finding piss. However, Shadow used noclip and then took all of Spencer’s piss, and placed it in the Hot Topic
Dr. Michael Morbius then shot Shadow with a gun, and Matt Smith went to his funeral. The end.