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“Ohhhh I am so bored” said corn stealer. “So bored I could KILLLLL SOMEONE!!!!!” “Not really but I’m very bored.” He said as well. Sign Changer came into the room cause he just came back from his job (changing signs) and Corn Stealer was like OMG HI How was work dde (dde??) And he was like “Vers nice! I love swapping sings. I mean swapping I mean s I menandhaning FUCKK I mean changing signs my Beloved Corn Stealer!” They was like “Wow you gotta go see a doctor for that speech talky thing you might have the voice virus!” Sign Changer was weirded out. “What the fuck is that pall."
(one day later) "APRIL FOLLS!!!! I got you!!!! izt not real!" CORN stealer said to sign changer as they both woke up (mrs corn stealer is a heavy sleeper alsow why is she called that would that mean her last name is corn stealer thats werid i should make her a new name ummm idk wheat stealer ok there we go back tot he fic) wheat stealer wasnt awake though she sleeps good like a girlboss yuh uh "What the fuck" sign changer said "i was tryig to sleep u konw i work ALL DAY FOR WORK!!!!" corn stealer was like "oh sorry" and did the thing where you karate chop someones shoulder and they go to sleep did you know corn stealer is at least a 7/10 in fighting yeah they can beat up people!
so after corn stealer knocked out his partner he went to the uhh kitchen and jumped out the window, rolling awesomely until he got to bambi's farm. but bambi wasnt there cause he isnt in this fic. and the corn harvest was not plentiful. "what the fuck iz thiz shit" corn stealer said picking up a dnot say bomb its not a bomb uh picking up a Bbomb not a bomb fuck a vegetable cherryboMB no FUCK its fuck its flower it was a flower........ iwth an AEYE LIEK IN SONIC>EXE PC PORT AND CORN STEALER WAS LIEK WAHHHHHHHGGGGGGG WHAT HTE FUCK AND THREW IT AND KICKED IT TO IT WAS DEAD probbly "WTF FLOWER IZT AHZ EEYZX!!?!??" they said and slowly walked up to it then picked it up to give to his wife and hhusband later so thehy would get freaked out and maybe his kids cause trolling funny HOWEVER he noticed the Bamb' Farm sign has a notice on it. "wow thats weird let me look at it" corn stearler said goinmg up to it and reading it before realising he was illiterate "oh right fuck i gotta take this to SIGN CHANGER he can read proabably" before realising it would be 2 hours before he or wheat stealer woke upand was like fuck again?? um corn stearler boss yeah boss stealer he can maybe read and went off to go to boss stealer
Boss Stealer was just writing some notes or whatever boss stuff and it was really boring. "w0w why cant i just g0 steal s0me b0ssez or whatever this is b0ring as hell" sighing sadly before (Let's get back to business!). As he was writing 'wair why is she called boy stealer if she only likes the boyfriends in a platonic way', corn stealer burst open the door and was like "BOZZ CAN U REED THIZ THIGN FOR MEE!" holding up the Bamb' Farm sign because he wanted to screw(ed) over bambi because rivals. "THe nOTe noT the sign cuz bambi said it says Bamb FArm one time while we were sparring." Boss Stealer cringed and was like "dude y0ur g0nna pay for the d00r y0u kn0 that right" before going "0h and yeah ill read it hand it 0ver." corn stealer YIPPEE "yay fanks boss! also i can just build one im an inventer you konw haha (with charisma)" "why did y0u just say with charisma" "what" "what" and corn stealer ran out to the inventing room where there was stuff they stole from boyfriends house cause he was also an inventor for some reason.
he made a door in like 10 secomnds or he COULD but he chose to take 26 SECONDS cause i like that number and made the door...... mean-person-trying-to-kill-you-or-do-other-acts-of-violence-and-or-mental-abuse-proof! as corn stealer boss wrote the 6 letter fucking 6 letters corn stealer how did yu like how HOW HOEW DO YOU HAVE A JOB BRO EHA 6 letters notice, corn stealer came in and quickly added the door which looked normal. "h0w can y0u n0t read this its litearlly 6 letters" boss stealer said to which corn stealer went "i never went to school cuz was too busy stealing corn :p" and boss stealer was like ok. "s0 the letter says 'sTEAleRZ fOK oFF I bLOck U' which is mean w0w 0k g0 h0me whatever ill still like pay y0u cause were friends and stuff bye" but corn stealer was like "nOOO wTF WEZ HE WHATR HE GONE i neeed steel CORN the corn NO!!!! i. hmm.. what if i were to make boy stealer steal dave to bait bambi into coming back? hoho delightfully devilish colin renard ((thats not his real name btw i made it up theyre just corn stealer))!" boss stealer was like "0k c00l whatever just leave i g0tta d0 imp0rtant stuff and ill send b0y stealer t0 d0 that yeah bye g0 sh00" so yeah corn stealer left
to be continued i think