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“I have never seen anything like Allinol in my life”
Darrell Cartrip and Miles Axlerod are at Radiator Springs Municipal Impound, because that makes sense for someone charged with murder.
“Is that so? How’s your oil pressure?”
“What?” Darrell says, confused.
Suddenly, Darrel starts to get a headache. Darrel starts to get cursed. A judge changes his last name to Waltrip. He gains a brother, Michael Morbius Waltrip. He has three Ph.Ds. One in going left, one in clown college, and one in fanfiction.
And then the Miles Axlerod is in Prison Grand Prix began. Darrell immediately gets a black flag.
“Aw man, they’re showing us the black flag. You passed the pace car! They’re gonna hold us in the pits for 15 seconds. Green flag, green flag, green green green! Aw man, they’re showing us the black flag. Looks like they caught us speeding on pit road. They’re gonna hold us in the pits for 15 seconds. Aw man, they’re showing us the black flag. You didn’t exit the pits safely. They’re gonna hold you awhile. Watch that speed now. Keep it on 3,500 in 2nd. Don’t merge yet. Okay, merge when you can. We got trouble in turn four.”
“…”
“You alright?”
But Darrell was not alright. Darrell has depression. It’s because he’s cursed to a life of Waltrip instead of Cartrip. What would the world think? This is not how the world goes round. He will get engine blocked in real life. He will lose subscriber.
Three time “He Did What in His Cup?!” champion Darrell Lee Waltrip, aged 69, gave himself up to the authorities after the (black flag) incident. He is now serving a 45 second life sentence.
After the 45 second life sentence, Darrell Lee Cartrip Waltrip Lepaged the field, making him the Lucky Dog because of spaghetti officiating.
Darrell Lee Cartrip Waltrip Alternator restarted at the tail end of the field with Miles Axlerod, popularized by the Miles Axlerod is in Prison Grand Prix. The flagman waved the green flag, and then the flagman shat his pants. Darrell Lee Cartip Waltrip Alternator Airbag zoomed to chase the leader, as Darrell had the pace to win this race.
“Kachow!” Darrell screamed, before he realized that was the wrong character.
A caution would come out for debris, and the pace car would come out as gay. I’m sure nothing problematic will occur from this, as the governing body does not allow for prejudice. No driver from the governing body has ever said slurs at virtual Monza oval. No driver from the governing body has ever said a slur, ever. The governing body has no problematic fans.
Darrell Lee Cartrip Waltrip Alternator Airbag Anti-Lock Brake in a daring move, would only take two tires and a splash of fuel. When the race went green, he would spill all of his oil on the track, causing “the big penis” and a red flag. Darrell would win by default, for everybody else decided to have a nice conversation with Barry R. Quite a popular lad, he is.
With the win, the curse was lifted. The judge annulled the name change, and Darrell Lee Cartrip Waltrip Alternator Airbag Anti-Lock Brake returned to being Darrell Cartrip. The purse for the Miles Axlerod is in Prison Grand Prix was one morbillion dollars, as well as the opportunity to commentate the next Miles Axlerod is in Prison Grand Prix.
But suddenly! Out of nowhere, comes an angry man. Enter stage left, Dr. Michael Morbius Waltrip, M.D., Ph.D! He is angry at the fact that the judge annulled the name change and the curse, stripping him both physically and him of his brother. The naked Dr. Michael Morbius Waltrip, piston and all, shoots his ex-brother Darrell Cartip, ending his life.
Michael Waltrip would get to commentate the next Miles Axlerod is in Prison Grand Prix.