Alternate ending to the Artemis Fowl series. Just a few important details have been changed. :)
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Artemis hugged himself because nobody else would. But then Holly said “Arty I will hug you”
and the child genius who was not a child anymore sighed “sweet sweet Captain Short- you can’t because i am dead,” and then he dissolved into a beautiful shower of roses and Holly weeped..
“food” Mulch burpedand Foaly kicked him in the head.
(Please forgive me. I found this file on my computer and it was too awful/good not to post.)
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