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It was a warm, sunny, Saturday morning. Kennith Simmons was sitting alone in his room. Until, he heard someone knock at the door to his apartment. He rushed over, could this be, the man of his dreams?!
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He gently opened the door. to be greeted by MIKE OXLONG!!!
He did not know what to do it was so confusing. But before he could say anything he was pushed against his wall by Mike, and they just started beating the shit out of each other.
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"WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING ME???" Kennith screamed, bruised from the sexy hard punches that Mike Oxlong had thrown at his body. "Because...." Mike began to blush...."You're so handsome...my mom told me that if someone bullies you then they like you...so I decided to bully you...". kennith looked at him in shock and blushed. "Oh my....does this mean..." Mike nodded. They began to violently make out...BUT THEN GREG HOFFMAN WALKED IN!!! "K-Kennith darling....what is this!?!?" Kennith pushed Mike away, "THIS ISNT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!" Kennith screamed, tears rolling down his cheeks. Greg ran out the door. "AHAHA!! MY EVIL PLAN WORKED!!!" Mike Oxlong laughed maniacally. Kennith grew red, and ass blasted Mike Oxlong across the globe!!! "GRAAAAHHH!!!!" Kennith exploded from his unholy amount of anger.