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_________ Created a chat
_________ Added Venti, Kaeya, and 3 others
Venti is now admin
_________ Has left the chat
Venti: WHAT
Kaeya: Hi???????
Gorou: Who the fuck are yall
Scaramouche: wouldn't you like to know
Gorou: Rude
Venti: alright
Venti: i think some introductions are in order!
Venti: (and some nicknames cause these names are booooooring)
Venti: i'll go first!
Venti: hi, my name is venti and i'm a 17 year old senior and am going to be transering to a new school soon!
Kaeya: What school?
Venti: teyvat academy!
Kaeya: Hey! I go there!
Venti: really????????????
Gorou: I go there too
Scaramouche: as do I
Kaeya: What dorms?
Gorou: Inazuma dorm 24
Scaramouche: inazuma 2
Gorou: WHAT
Scaramouche: my sister is the "exclusive and amazing" raiden shogun from celestia academy 🙄
Kayea: dang
Venti: uh hello? intros?
Kaeya: right
Kaeya: I'm Kaeya, Mondstadt dorm 20. I'm 18 and a senior
Scaramouche: scaramouche, 17, senior
Gorou: Dang, am I the only junior here?
Kaeya: Wait ur a junior?
Gorou: yeah
Gorou: i'm 16
Venti: wow
Venti: we have a baby here 😬😬😬😬
Kaeya: wait
Venti: what?
Kayea: who's the last person here?
Scaramouche: I wanted to know the same thing
Mika: Uh
Mika: Hi?
Gorou: wait, Mika?
Mika: yes?
Gorou: i remember you!
Gorou: we have biology together
Mika: we do!
Gorou: welcome fellow junior
Venti: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Kayea: sup
Scaramouche: welcome to hell
Mika: hello 🙂
Venti: okay, nickname time!
Venti: wat a second...
Venti changed Venti's name to Best Bard
Best Bard changed Kaeya's name to Mond Boi
Best Bard changed Scaramouche's name to Grump
Best Bard changed Gorou's name to Junior Baby
Best Bard changed Mika's name to Shy Guy
Best Bard: there!
_________ has added _________ into the chat
Best Bard: WHAT
Mond Boi: shit
_________ is now admin
_________ changed Mond Boi's name to Kae
_________ changed Grump's name to Scara
_________ changed Junior Baby's name to Rou
_________ changed Shy Guy's name to Mika
_________ changed Best Bard's name to Ven
Mika is now admin
_________ has left the chat
Ven: wow
Ven: how dare they >:(
Kae: at least we have nicknames now
Scara: and a more responsible admin
Rou: LMAO
Mika: thanks!
Ven: hey Mika
Mika: ?
Ven: change the chat naem
Ven: namr
Ven: name
Mika: to what
Ven: anything
Mika: okay
Mika change the chat name to Teyvat Academy
Scara: thats lame
Ven: agreed
Mika: then what do I change it to?
Rou: Gay Weirdos
Kae: sure
Ven: yeah!
Scara: are you guys even gay?
Ven: yep!
Rou: yes
Kae: duh
Mika: I'm a pan asexual
Scara: oh
Scara: cool
Scara: I'm gay
Ven: i'm also poly
Rou: so you can get twice the bitchess?
Ven: yep 😋😋😋🤤🤤🤤
Scara: never do that again
Mika changed the Teyvat Academy to Gay Weirdos
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Yall, authors note but I'm changing a few things and one of those things is that GOROU IS NOT A JUNIOR BUT IS A SENIOR. Also, the chat name is temporary. I'm changing it soon, I just don't know to what.
(If you're wondering why I'm writing this on the actual chapter, it's cause I'm thinking of people like myself that just skip author notes for the most part.)