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Ranpo Edogawa has created a Group chat
Ranpo Edogawa has changed his name to "Inspector gadget"
Inspector gadget has changed Yukichi Fukuzawa's name to "#1 Dad"
Inspector gadget has changed Akiko Yosano's name to "Wine addict #1"
Inspector Gadget has changed Atsushi Nakajima's name to "Furry"
Inspector Gadget has changed Doppo Kunikida's name to "OCD as a human"
Inspector Gadget has changed Jun'ichirō Tanizaki's name to "Train"
Inspector Gadget has changed Kenji Miyazawa's name to "Cinnamon roll"
Inspector Gadget has changed Kyōka Izumi's name to "Bunni"
Inspector Gadget has changed Osamu Dazai's name to "Mummy"
Inspector Gadget has changed Naomi Tanizaki's name to "Train stan"
Inspector Gadget has changed Kirako Haruno's name to "Cat lady"
Inspector Gadget has changed Ōgai Mori's name to "Doktor"
Inspector Gadget has changed Ace's name to "Card"
Inspector Gadget has changed Chūya Nakahara's name to "Wine addict #2"
Inspector Gadget has changed Kōyō Ozaki's name to "Wine mom"
Inspector Gadget has changed Paul Verlaine's name to "Wine addict #3"
Inspector Gadget has changed Ryunosuke Akutagawa's name to "Furry lover"
Inspector Gadget has changed Ichiyō Higuchi's name to "Akutagawa simp"
Inspector Gadget has changed Ryūrō Hirotsu's name to "Mr. Hirostu"
Inspector Gadget has changed Gin Akutagawa's name to "Sister of the Furry lover"
Inspector Gadget has changed Michizō Tachihara's name to "Ginger."
Inspector Gadget has changed Arthur Rimbaud's name to "Mr. Rimbaud"
Inspector Gadget has changed Elise's name to "Sassy kid"
Inspector Gadget has changed Karma's name to "Best boy"
Inspector Gadget has changed Kyūsaku Yumeno's name to "Q the crazy kid"
Inspector Gadget has changed Motojirō Kajii's name to "Lemons."
Inspector Gadget has changed Sakunosuke Oda's name to "Mr. Oda :]"
Inspector Gadget has changed Ango Sakaguchi's name to "Mr. Ango"
Inspector Gadget has changed Francis F.'s name to "Mr. Friztgerald"
Inspector Gadget has changed Lucy M.'s name to "Cafe girl"
Inspector Gadget has changed Louisa A.'s name to "Secratary"
Inspector Gadget has changed Herman M.'s name to "Mr. Herman"
Inspector Gadget has changed H.P. Lovecraft's name to "Cuthulu"
Inspector Gadget has changed John Steinbeck's name to "Grape boy"
Inspector Gadget has changed Mark Twain's name to "Fuck boy"
Inspector Gadget has changed Nathaniel H.'s name to "Mr. Hawthorne"
Inspector Gadget has changed Margret M.'s name to "Mrs. Mitchell"
Inspector Gadget has changed E. A. Poe's name to "Edgar"
Inspector Gadget has changed Bram Stoker's name to "Vampire'
Inspector Gadget has changed Fyodor Dostoevsky's name to "Rat"
Inspector Gadget has changed Nikolai Gogol's name to "Clown"
Inspector Gadget has changed Sigma's name to "Casino boy"
Inspector Gadget has changed Ōchi Fukuchi's name to "Mr. Fukuichi"
Inspector Gadget has changed Teruko Okura's name to "Mrs. Teruko :]"
Inspector Gadget has changed Saigiku Jōno's name to "Eyeless Shrimp"
Inspector Gadget has changed Tetchō Suehiro's name to "Autisim as a Person"
Inspector Gadget has changed Ivan Goncharov's name to "Mr. Ivan"
Inspector Gadget has changed Mushitarō Oguri's name to "Ghost Busters IRL"
Inspector Gadget has changed Dame Agatha Christie's name to "Miss. Christie"
Inspector Gadget has changed Minoura's name name to "Police Man"
Inspector Gadget has changed Tatsuhiko Shibusawa's name to "Mr. Shibusawa"
Inspector Gadget has changed Sōseki Natsume's name to "Cat man"
Inspector Gadget has changed the group name to "Dazai's discord kittens"
Mummy : Pffffft-
Wine Addict #2 : WHAT THE HELL!?
Inspector Gadget : Welcome to hell ^^
Wine Addict #1 : Rampo you sly fuck-
#1 Dad : I'm not even surprised. This is normal.
Bunni : Whats happening..
Wine Mom : I have no clue Kyouka.
Mummy : This is great.
Wine Addict #2 : This is hell.
Police Man : How did you get my number Rampo..
Inspector Gadget : Don't ask questions o-o
#1 Dad : This is normal.
Cat Man : Fukuzawa watch your kid better.
#1 Dad : Why's that?
Cat Man : He's latched onto my leg.
#1 Dad : Rampo was just at home eating-
Cat Man : ...
Edgar : Rampo's standing beside me though..
Inspector Gadget : I’m everywhere and nowhere at once >:]
Wine Addict #3 :What the hell..?
Wine Addict #2 : Just don’t ask any questions Paul.
Wine Addict #3 :Okay then.
Wine Addict #3 is Offline
Inspector Gadget is Offline
#1 Dad : Rampo..?
Edgar : He’s still w/ me don’t worry-
#1 Dad : Okay.
Edgar is Offline
#1 Dad : …
Doktor : What’s going on..?
Vampire is Online
Vampire : What the hell..?
Inspector Gadget has added Aya to the Group Chat
Inspector Gadget has changed Aya’s name to “Vampire’s Kid”
Vampire : Aya is not my child.
Vampire’s Kid : How rude of you dad :(
Vampire : Are you.. trying to gaslight me..?
Vampire’s Kid : 0-0 Nooooo-
Casino Boy is Online
Casino Boy : ..What..?
Rat is Online
Rat : . . . Okay then.
Rat is Offline
Casino Boy is Offline
Vampire is Offline
Vampire’s Kid is Offline
Wine Addict #1 is Offline
Wine Addict #2 is Offline
Wine Mom is Offline
Cat man is Offline
#1 Dad is Offline
Doktor is Offline
Police Man is Offline
Mummy is Offline
Inspector Gadget is Online
Inspector Gadget : Guys..?