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"How old are you again?"
While leaning in to kiss Rika, Juliana paused in confusion, backing away.
"Why are you asking that now?"
Rika looked away from the girl on her lap.
"..."
"Rika, how old do you think I am?"
Rika sat there in silence, starting to sweat.
"How old are you?"
"...Twenty-eight…"
"And how old do you think I am?"
"Umm… eighteen…?"
Juliana raised an eyebrow.
"...sixteen…?"
Juliana sighed and got off of her girlfriend's lap, sitting next to her instead.
"I'm thirteen, Rika."
Rika's eyes went wide as she choked on the air.
"WHAT?!"
Juliana sighed again at her partner's outburst.
"Are you a lolicon?"
"I- Uh- I just assumed you were short for your age…"
Juliana sighed once more, and climbed back into Rika's lap, kissing her before she could say anything else.
"...You're an idiot…"
Rika opened her mouth, only to shut it immediately. She instead let out a lovestruck sigh.
"Guess that means I'll have to hold back now…"
"I don't know if I like what you're implying by that."