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there was a little flower who was bad in lane and blamed everyone else and kept spamming check it out. check it out said the bad support player who did terrible the whole game! tyranitar had had enough of the little shits bullshit and stomped over. thud, thud, thud was the noise his big huge monstrous feet made as he walked over to the little comfey who had annoyed him all match by being useless and blaming everyone else! the comfey even had a fourty five percent win rate over all and tyranitar was sick of this toxic little shit! tyranitar crushed comfey beneath his big feet and the bones crunched under his feet. did comfey have bones? tyranitar didn't know and didn't care as he stomped the life out of his own teammate killing them instantly and maxing out the respawn timer for the little shit at over nine thousand because the annoying teammate didn't deserve to play! not after being a useless piece of shit all match and blaming everyone else!
tyranitar smiled as he watched blood drip from his foot. tyranitar was glad that sableye on the enemy team had used confuse ray on him so he could kill his useless teammate!
the match ended and tyranitar re-matched with the same comfey multiple times anyway because matchmaking is bad!
nobody wins in the end.
tyranitar shed a single tear.
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