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Tillitopia book 1
Prologue
My old home Earth, we had to move because Earth got. destroyed by global warming so we live on Mars, in a continent called Tillitopia. I mean-I prefer Tillitopia more. Its nice here. NICE ASF.
I'm 14 now, we only do online school, we’re going to choose our GSCE's soon. I know what I am doing.
I’m a mage and suffer from anxiety disorder and ADHD, or if you don't what it stands for, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, I also have a mild stutter, Its not very noticeable though.
Book 1
Reuben; Wake up.
Reuben; We’re off to defeat the Dark Lord Lacey. Wanna come?
That’s my brother. Not bio but we call each other siblings, he’s called Reuben Kbits (Ki-b-t-ss)
Kitsa; S-Sure why not! I’m ready!
Outside~~
Cat; Hey guys!
Cat's been my gf since y7, we’ve known each other since...FOREVEA! We also share a love for A03.My name is Ebony Dark'ness dementia raven way.
We walk for a while, and then, came across a cave- but it wasn’t quite a cave, more like a place someone lives In, almost like the tomb that guy Jesus was placed in when he died, but carrying on we went inside the cave, we make out a figure laying on a sofa.
????; Hey. That’s rude, show your manners I swear-
*The figure turns the light on*
Cat; AN IMP!!
Kitsa; Tanishka? Goddamn, haven’t seen you in a bit.
Tanishka; I do suppose since I know some of you, I’ll let ya off.
Yash; Hey Tanishka who’s your friends?
Kitsa; Hey Yash! Well, it’s Kitsa, Cat and Reuben
Yash; Nice to see you. What you all up to?
Kitsa; Oh, we're off to defeat the Dark Lord.
Tanishka; Got room for 2 more?
So then, A Mage, A Popstar, A Time Lord, An Imp, and a Cleric set off, Near the border of Neskdor, they decide to pick a team name, Kitsa digging through finds the team’s name to be...TEAM ROCKET?!
Heidi; Prepare for trouble!
Evangeline; Make it double! To protect the world from devastation!
Heidi; To unite people within our nation.
Evangeline; To denounce the evils of truth and love.
Heidi; To reach out to the stars above...
Evangeline; EVANGELINE!
Heidi; HEIDI! Team rocket BLASTS OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!
Evangeline; SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT
Everyone was just blankly staring.
Reuben; Well, this is interesting!
Kitsa; Yeah.
Yash; Literally.
Book 2
Kitsa; O-k….
Evangeline; Yeah, sorry dude, can we join in your fad?
Cat; Sure!
Reuben; The more the better I suppose…
We start chatting about our plans to the duo and then Evangeline has a lightbulb moment.
Evangeline; In fact,…I know a guy.
Yash; Who?
Evangeline; The Wise One, or Adam the communist, he lives in a cave in Karkton.
Tanishka; But that is far!
Kitsa; Yes. Are you sure.
Evangeline; Yeah, I am positive. We need to defeat the Dark Lord, right?
Cat; Let’s go to Karkton!
Reuben; GUYS! IN THE DISTANCE
*In the distance*
Lamming; Leave me alone!
Skeleton; …
Lamming; Hi.
Yash; Hello, Stranger
Lamming; Uh hey there! The names’ Ellis Lamming, hey chef, you Heidi yes? Mind if I join?
Heidi; Mhm. Whatever.
I mean, Heidi doesn’t really like him. He’s a bit popular since we went to Secondary.
*After 2 trips to the inn, they arrive to Realm of Fey*
???; Hey, welcome to realm of fey show your passport…...
Lamming; Hey Pola!
Pola; Hey Ellis.
Lamming; Wanna join our fad?
Pola; I got nothing good to do so…Where we head?
Tanishka; Karkton, to find Adam.
Pola; All right.
Bella; To find The Communist I, see?
Evangeline; Bella! Hey!
Bella; I’ll get ya’ll there in a jiffy…Hold on a sec.
Kitsa; Alrighty.
Bella; .. .-..-. -- / ... --- / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. / - .. . .-. -.. / --- ..-. / .-- .-. .. - .. -. --. / -... ..- - / .. -- / .-- .-. .. - .. -. --. / .-. .- .- .- / .-. .- .- .- / .-. .- .- .- .- / ... . -..-
*IN THA CAVE*
Yash; Bella speaks Wingdings?
Bella; yes, by the by, be careful, something unexpected will happenable!
Yash; I’m bad at big words.
Kitsa; It means capable of happening, google my guy.
Evangeline; Vodka? LET’S GET SMASHED!!!!!
Kitsa; WHEEEYYYY LADS
Evangeline; Empty…
Yash; Russia sucks anyway.
?????; WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Book 3
Yash; I SAID IT AND I MENT IT!!!
*Adam and Yash scrap*
Kitsa; GUYS STOP!
So, I’m sure that Yash and Adam h8 each other now. Awch
Reuben; Yeah, Anyways, let’s go!
Tanishka; Let’s get back to where we were then.
Lamming; WATCH OU-
He stood there. Impailed by a big sword, He fell to the ground, passed out’ dead.
Heidi; Uhhh...Let’s go to the inn.?
Kitsa; Will you tell Ellis?
Heidi; Yes.
At the inn
Yash; Oh God, I’m tired.
Kitsa; Is Lamming Alr?
Yash; He’s long gone.
Cat; Well then, let’s sleep.GN!
Kitsa; gn!
* In the morning*
Reuben; Good morning, guys...
Kitsa; Hey.
Reuben; I’ve been wanting to tell you summt…I-
Yash; WAIT WATCH OU-
My brother then got hit by a large hammer. He was bleeding like cray. Well... I don’t know what to do now...
BOOK 4
Kitsa; Oh shit…
Cat; Language! I- I understand though.
Tanishka; Aren’t you sad?
Kitsa; Nah not really
Evangeline; LMAO
Yash; The- Powdered Peaks?
Adam; Feels just like Russia.
Auf der Heide blüht
ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Erika.
Heiß von hunderttausend
kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt Erika.
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid
Auf der Heide blüht
ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Erika.
In der Heimat wohnt
ein kleines Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Erika.
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
Und mein Glück, Erika.
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht
ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Erika.
Cat; Isn’t that German?
Adam; I’m half German. I’m fluent.
Tanishka; HOLY SHIT! They have hot choc here, Wait…. ALIYAH?
Aliyah; Hello everyone!
Yash; Aliyah! Great to see you :)
Aliyah; Thanks! What shall I fix ya?
Tanishka; Marshmallows and cream for everyone pls.
*5 mins later*
Kitsa; Thanks!
Aliyah; It’s on the house.
Yash; Really? Wow!
Aliyah: It’s my please.
Cat; Do you know of any inns nearby?
Aliyah; No, but like 3 mins away we have cabins.
Cat; Thanks!
*Latuh*
Amy; Hey there! How many rooms?
Kitsa: 8 please.
Amy; That’s comes t..32g please.
*In the rooms*
Evangeline; Silvia...?
Silvia; Hey sis! How’s it cookin?
Evangeline; Alright ig. But VERY cold...
Silvia; Fair enough, I can’t feel cold anymore.
Evangeline; WAIT GO! I think someone’s here…
*Bella appears*
Evangeline; BELLA!
….
Bella?
*Bella punches Evangeline, Result; Nosebleed*
Book 5
Evangeline wakes up, sweating.
Bella; You’re ok!
Evangeline; We’re here?
Bella; Yeah, you went into a coma-like state.
Evangeline; I can’t remember anything...
Bella; No shit, sherlock. But basically…
*FLASHBACK*
Heidi; Why do we have to walk on ice?
Yash and Cat are dancing on ice.
Tanishka; You gotta be kidding me…
And then, the ice cracked. Pola fell in. Evangeline swims after her.
Evangeline; I... Feel dizzy...
Yash; Should we give Bella a ring?
Cat; I got this.
Cat grabs the pair, and they call Bella.
Evangeline; I almost died? Woah…Well, cya later!!
Bella; Before you. Go… uh... stay ok for me… please?
Evangeline; I’ll be fine I suppose. I’ll have Silvia with me.
Bella; Mhm.
Kitsa; Ya’ll coming?
Evangeline; Give us a min!
Kitsa; Course.
Evangeline; Thanks.
Kitsa; Everyone ready to go?
Adam; Yes.
Bella *mumbled*:I’ll miss them. Silvia has the revival book though. Eh. We’ll be fine.
Evangeline; Huh?
Yash; Don’t look at me. None of us speak wingdings.
Cat; I love Undertale but yeah!
Kitsa; Alr, let’s go gang!
Lacey; well look who it is.
Kitsa; You gotta be shitting me, IT WAS THE LACEY?!
Heidi throws her frying pan at Lacey.
Lacey; Being tough now, are we?
Lacey summoned a rope and put on Heidi’s neck, then pulling it, hanging her.
Evangeline catches her after falling.
Yash; My magic isn’t working...
Lacey; Nonsense!
Tanishka starts mocking them.
Lacey; Shut up.
Tanishka; Or what?
Lacey summons a big log.
Lacey; You’ll see.
Yash; NO!
Yash shoves Tanishka and instead, Yash got crushed by the log.
Book 6
Tanishka; She... saved me?
THE ONLY COMPANY, THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS WITH ME, THE ONLY ONE WHO FELT SYMPATHY FUCKING DIED.FUCKING DIED.NOBODY, NOBODY, NOBODY.NOBODY LEFT FOR POOR OLD TANISH..ka…
Adam; Relax, want a drink?
Adam then passes her the bottle, and she drinks it.
Tanishka; What the- IS THIS POISON?!
Adam; I screwed.
Cat; Tanishka!
Adam; Holy shit. I-
Adam takes the bottle and drinks, passing out. Maybe even dying.
Evangeline; There’s only 3 of us left, let’s just face it guys, we’re gonna die. There’s no point in trying.
Kitsa; hey-.don’t think like that..
30 seconds later Evangeline falls into tons of spikes.
Evangeline’s mind; So, this is my fate, eh? What did I even do?!?!Oh God everything hurts. I’m only 14..well take care of them Silvia.
Take care of them please.
Silvia; And then I was like-
WAIT? I'M ALIVE?! Phew. No more wingdings.
Kitsa; HOLY.
Lacey; Stay outta my shed!!!!!
Lacey starts brutally sawing cat open.
Kitsa; WHAT THE FUCK??!
Kitsa throws a spear at Lacey, Lacey throwing it back at them.
They stopped breathing.
The end