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Two For One

Summary:

Joseph feels insecure about his sexual inexperience and confides to his hunter peers about his struggles.

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Joseph had been feeling rather troubled for a while. Ever since he had borrowed a book from his friend Mary and had set it down on onto the coffee table in the living room, it had been gone for weeks now. Disappearing without a single trace left behind.

He had recalled that there had been absolutely nobody or anyone inside of the living room when he had lost his book. Not even a single footstep or echo had resonated throughout the manor at the time his book went missing. He had just turned around for one second and it had been gone!

Joseph had then profusely asked every single hunter in the manor if they had seen his book, but none of them were able to give him a clear, definite answer, all of them responding with a “no, but I’ll keep an eye out for it.” Towards the white-haired man much to his dismay.

Joseph had grown so desperate that he had even started to go over to the survivor’s side of the manor and asked some of the survivors who resided in the manor that same question, to which all of them had responded with a rather confused answer. Joseph had pretended that everything was alright as he had dejectedly walked away from the survivor’s Manor.

He was surprised that Miss Mary hadn’t gone over to personally confront him about it yet, after all, she was the one he was trying to avoid.

As he slowly opened the door to his respectful Manor, he was greeted by the one and only iron boy named Robbie upon his arrival. “Hi Mister Joseph! Whatcha doing?” Joseph could only sigh in defeat as a reply. Tilting his head, Robbie had thunk hard for a moment before a lightbulb had seemingly popped up in his head. “Are you still missing your book?” Joseph nodded in defeat.

Thinking again, Robbie had gotten a fantastic idea and had grabbed the Photographer’s hand, pulling him towards the long hallways containing the rooms of every hunter in the manor there. “Follow me! I think that if we look through everyone’s rooms in the manor, I think that you will be able to find your book more clearly! You never know if someone’s keeping some secrets!” Robbie had slyly giggled.

”Wouldn’t that just be an invasion of privacy?” Joseph asked as he was getting pulled along by the boy. “Not if we ask for permission first! C’mon! Let’s start with Auntie Clerk’s room first!” Knocking on the door with his iron fist, Keigan had gently opened the door. Her expression softened upon seeing the young boy as she welcomed the pair inside.

”Hello you two, is there something you need?” The imposing lady had said, crossing her arms. Joseph had gaped at the high amount of high shelves containing walls upon walls of books that stretched towards the ceilings.

How was he going to find what he needed in all of this mess?

”Mister Joseph lost his book and still can’t find it! He wants to look through all of these shelves to see if he can find it!” Robbie had proudly stated, much to the Photographer’s embarrassment. Adjusting her glasses, Keigan sighed, “sure, Joseph can look through my books, but just make sure that everything gets put back where it should be…other wise I will kill you…ahem…I’m joking, but please make sure you use the ladder or the mechanical lift if you want to look at the taller shelves, unless if you can somehow fly like Miss Michiko, but I certainly highly doubt that…” Keigan had tilted her glasses and had practically sized-up the shorter man much to his embarrassment.

Thanking the lady, Joseph and Robbie had immediately gotten to work. They had climbed and ducked and crawled all across the room, peering at every individual book on the shelves, but the book Joseph had wanted wasn’t in sight. Disappointed, Joseph meekly trudged out of Keigan’s room with the little boy following behind, turning a corner as they had met the Inventor, Alva in his workshop.

Upon seeing the two, Alva had silently let the pair in. But it was no use, mechanical parts and pieces flooded the area as Joseph had tried his best not to bump or touch any of the metal pieces in fear that he would end up somehow breaking it again.

Leaving the Hermit’s room empty handed, he had visited Burke and Guard 26’s rooms to no avail either. The strong smell of rust still lingered in his nose for a while before it had fully worn out. The next was Violetta who had shown him a worn-out book that was not his own. Ann’s room had been way too dark to see in, and a horrible mewling sound kept on emitting from the corners. Joseph had been rather freaked out by this and had forfeited the search, hastily moving on to the Gamekeeper’s room.

Coming back empty handed from the Gamekeeper’s and the Hell Ember’s room, Joseph had started to grow more and more disappointed, but Robbie had still persisted on finding Joseph’s book and had went onto the next hallway without him. Realizing that he had absolutely nothing to do that day, he had decided to continue following the boy.

Joker had been confused as he didn’t own a single book, Luchino had presented an entire shelf of books that had resided besides his corner and on his table, but upon looking though them, had realized that there had been nothing there. “Sorry Jos, I don’t think I had what you were looking for…” Luchino had called out to the shorter man as he was silently leaving.

Hastur and Yidhra did not give him a definite answer, and they certainly did not let him inside of their rooms. When the pair were leaving, Joseph swore that he had heard Yima hissing at him from the distance, but of course, she hissed at everyone that was not her lady.

Grace had showed Joseph and Robbie her very veiled-covered room but no books were found inside of it, Galatea had done the same but it was clustered with life-sized sculpture upon sculpture to which Joseph had given up halfway throughout all of it because he had started to grow uncomfortable and very claustrophobic.

Stepping back into the hallways, Joseph had exhaustedly leaned against the cold hallway wall. “It’s hopeless…am I ever gonna find it?” Robbie had stood next to the taller man, placing a reassuring hand on his elbow as he peered up at the man with his sack-covered eyes. “Sure you will! You’re the photographer! You capture every detail!” Joseph had smiled, laughing softly at the boy’s reassurance and had gotten up and continued on with his search.

Gently knocking on the Geisha’s door, she had opened it with a gentle smile. “Hello you two…have you come here for a game or two of “Konpira”?” The docile woman asked, but Robbie shook his head.

”Nope! Mister Joseph lost one of his books a few days ago and he still can’t find it!” Robbie had exclaimed. Joseph mentally sighed in humiliation, stepping into the Geisha’s room as she had gracefully ducked down in order to try to find the book that Joseph had been seeking for.

After what seemed like 5 minutes of searching, she had slowly gotten up and had hung her head sorrowfully. “I’m sorry dears, I can’t seem to find the book that you were looking for…” “it’s okay…you did your best…” Joseph muttered bitterly. Thanking the woman for her kindness before he had turned around and left, knocking on Antonio’s door.

The door had slowly opened and the face of a thousand moving hairs had answered. “The photographer…and Robbie…what a surprise.” He had slowly muttered. Joseph scrunched his face in desperation. “I lost my book, would you mind if I took a quick peek through your room to see if it’s in here?” Antonio grinned from ear-to-ear. Stepping aside so that the two men could enter.

Flipping upon books and books of sheet music, Joseph had angrily stomped out of the violinist’s room empty handed. “What’s with his attitude? He’s never this pouty when I talk to him.” Antonio had muttered to the little boy, to which Robbie had innocently shrugged and had left the room without a definite answer.

Robbie’s room was next, coming out empty handed yet again, with a head full of leaves, Joseph had then proceeded to visit the Nightmare’s room, to which he had returned with nothing in store. Every single book that he had been shown that day was not the one he had been looking for.

”You seem to look real troubled.” “What a shame, life’s always better if you smile.” “How are you Mister Desaulniers?” Three dislocated voices had resonated behind a wall, turning around, he had been met with the door of the Will Brothers. The door had slowly creaked open, groaning as it slowly slammed on the wall.

”I didn’t expect you to bring a visitor” “Did you come here to practice for a upcoming play in the future?” “What do you seek?” Joseph had ignored the trio’s squalling. “I lost my book, can I look through your room to try to find it?”

He was exhausted at this point, he had been running around the manor for what-about 3 hours now, but to no avail. “Such an invasion of privacy…tsk tsk tsk.” Ridicule had playfully muttered. Joseph rolled his eyes in annoyance at the fake-taunt. “I won’t go through anything personal I promise…” he sighed. After rummaging through the Brother’s things, he had walked out of the the room empty-handed yet again.

”Still nothing?” Robbie had curiously asked. Joseph shook his head. Phillips’s room was next, cluttered with wax sculptures and scientific papers everywhere, Joseph had remained empty handed. Percy had kindly let Joseph go through everything in his room, but to no avail. The man had remained book-less.

Trudging down the halls, he softly knocked on the NightWatch’s door. Upon answering the door, the small timid face of the young man had popped up halfway between the door and had quickly retreated. Returning once again with his signature mask located on his face. “Oh hi, you…need something?” He softly muttered. “Mister Joseph lost something in his room and he was wondering if he could look through yours to see if he could find it.” Robbie had loudly proclaimed once again to the photographer’s growing annoyance.

”Sure…I don’t see why not.” Ithaqua muttered, stepping aside to let the pair in. Without his stilts, Ithaqua was just as short, if not slightly taller than the Photographer, but with his stilts, he was as tall as the Inventor, Hermit.

Not less than 5 minutes later, Joseph had left Ithaqua’s room without the book that he was looking for. Hell, he didn’t even know what he was looking for anymore. He had started to grow rather hungry and dizzy from all of this searching. Collapsing on the wall right outside of the NightWatch’s room as Robbie had sat down next to the man.

”It’s okay Mister Joseph, I will start saving up my money in my very own piggy plank so that I can buy a new book just for you!” Robbie had tried to cheer the older man up, but Joseph was not swayed. “It’s alright Robbie…I don’t think that you’d be allowed to buy something at your age right now. I can find it on my own. It’s got to be somewhere…I know I didn’t leave it somewhere other than the dining table. And not to mention…I borrowed it from Mary. She’s gonna be so pissed. It was from her special library too.”

”Don’t worry Joseph, Miss Mary is very understanding.” Robbie tried to reassure, but Joseph had snapped back with a snarky comment much to the kid’s confusion. “Yeah, to you.”

Almost coincidentally, the sound of the loud dining bell had chimed through the manor, signaling that it was time for dinner. Shuffling to his feet, he had extended a hand to help the little boy stand up.

Whilst walking to the kitchen, there had been a sudden knock at the manor door and Robbie had immediately sprung up to go answer it. Feet pattering on the ground as Ann stepped back in fear of being trampled by the kid, cause even though Robbie was tiny, he was very strong, and very fast.

The smiling faces of the Acrobat, Toy Merchant, Batter, and the Little Girl had answered. As very excited, cheerful scream had resonated throughout the manor as Robbie and Memory had ran towards each other to hug in happiness. “Robbie! Come hang out with us at the other manor! Let’s have a sleepover! All five of us!” Robbie had furiously nodded in excitement as he peered over at the Clerk for permission to do so as Keigan had gently tilted her head as a way to say “yes”.

After watching the little boy and the small group of survivors leave, Joseph patiently sat down in his seat and waited for the food to come, but his worries about the book still did not completely go away.

”Its been a while Jos…still can’t find your book? What a shame, what a shame.” A high-pitched cocky voice said beside him. Peering over, he had been met with the contempt face of the Bloody Queen. “No…I can’t, and it’s starting to piss me off.” Joseph coldly muttered, trying to decipher if she was pissed at him or not.

Mary grinned, “I’m sure that you’ll find it, after all…never mind…I’m not gonna say it. But you know what I mean. Actually…naw…I’m not gonna say it.” Mary cheekily said, holding back a large, criminal laugh at the man. A wide devilish-like grin was plastered upon her pristine face as Joseph seemed to be rather confused but had shook it off upon seeing the plates of food that had been set onto the table as the hunters of the manor had begun to crowd around the concoction, grabbing what they desired and putting them into their bowls.

”Hey guys! You know there’s gonna be another house party some time next week right? Everybody knows that these parties are hookup central. Nobody wants to admit it though.” Joker had suddenly called out, the whole table peered up in curiosity. “Hookup central?” Ithaqua questioned to the other hunter’s mild amusement.

”Yeah, a good majority hunter and survivors here have hooked up with one another.” Joker had proclaimed, much to almost everyone’s agreement.

Joseph had found himself engaging in conversation with the others too. They talked.

”I don’t like hooking up with survivors, I worry that I’ll accidentally kill them during sex.” Mary mumbled, a few hunters nodding along with her. “I find it to be exhilarating.” Joker commented, a few other hunters had nodded in agreement.

Joseph kept his mouth quiet, his lack of sexual contact with others had certainly made the man feel rather insecure about his lack of experience with others in his life. Everyone had seemed to have done something dirty with another person in the manor, and Joseph hadn’t experienced anything once.

He remembered the feeling he got when he and all of the other adult hunters in the manor had gotten together for a group night and had found out that Xie and Fan had been going at it the other night and some other hunters had a difficult time sleeping due to the noises. That conversation had made Joseph extremely jealous as he wanted to be in the very position that Xie and Fan were…but he didn’t know how.

Or when he had passed by the Geisha’s room and had caught a sliver of a conversation where the Nightwatch was talking to the lady about having “done it” with the Naiad recently.

Seeing Joseph’s seemingly dejected reaction, Xie Bi’an had grinned cruelly and had decided to loudly announce a “you still missing your book Joseph?” To interrupt the previous conversation as Joseph angrily groaned with pure annoyance, practically slamming his face onto the dining table as he placed his arms over his ears. “Don’t put your face on the table. It’s bad manners!” Mary snickered.

Looking up, he had realized that everyone had been looking at him much to his humiliation. “Yes…” Joseph had muttered, voice slightly cracking as he did so, causing a few of the hunters in the manor to start silently chuckling under their breaths.

”Doesn’t this look familiar?” Fan Wujiu had snarkily said with an evil grin. Pulling up a tan book from under the table, Joseph’s eyes had grown wide with shock.

His book had been with Wu Chang this whole time and he never knew it?! Mary started to cackle under her breath.

”Where the hell did you get that…when did you take it?” Joseph had called out in shock. Wu Chang had laughed coldly, “it doesn’t matter, but…look at what the front of the title says…” Xie Bi’an said, flipping around the book so that everyone could see what was written on it.

Joseph practically lurched forward upon seeing what the title of the book had read. His very private erotic novel that he had secretly stolen from Mary’s library months ago with the promise of giving it back later but eventually kept it in his room forever?! Joseph swore that he would never let that book see the outskirts of his precious, precious room. That wasn’t the book that he had remembered to be reading earlier!

Most of the manor had started to burst out in slight laughter now with the only exceptions being Keigan who looked rather bored, or was it annoyance, Ithaqua who nervously sat there in mild uncomfortableness, unsure of what to do, Grace who had been grinning from ear to ear this whole time, silently laughing under her breath as she taunted the man, and Michiko who shot him a quick pitiful look.

”Bwahhahahha!! No way! An erotic novel?! What kind of person even reads Erotica nowadays-are you an old man or something? Everyone knows watching erotic content on video is trendier these days?!” Joker howled, slapping his knee loudly so that everyone could hear. Joseph’s face turned red with embarrassment. “No-wait I don’t read-“ “so why was it in your room then…huh? And for so long too, did you really need that book to study with? I don’t see you having sex with anyone else here. When’s the last time you got fucked-never? Yeah that’s what I thought. Are you trying to jerk off to the graphic sexual word imagery in there? Is that why you’ve hoarded my book for so long? I know you’ve had it for months now.” Mary teased as she rudely cut him off.

”I-I just-“ Joseph stammered and tripped over his words as he struggled to find the right words to say. But the arrogantly grinning Wu Chang before him had seemed like a really, really good target for his words. After all, he was the one that put him into this embarrassing situation in the first place, and it would certainly be quite rude to hit a woman, he knows that if he did that Keigan would most likely actually will kill him.

Growing furious, Joseph stepped onto the table, reeling back his fist as he struck Fan Wujiu in the face, as the manor had turned from pure laughter into grave shock in a matter of seconds.

”Stop it you guys!”

”Ooooh-damn…”

”Punch him!!”

”Woah- A FIGHT?!”

”Swing Wujiu! Swing! Swing!”

Xie Bi’an was angry, pushing the shorter hunter back as Joseph had persisted, slapping the White-haired man as Fan Wujiu had been trying to pull Joseph off of his husband, but Joseph still persisted. “How dare you touch my Wujiu…you’ll pay for this Desaulniers…” Xie spat harshly.

”Stop it you three! Stop it right now!” Keigan had loudly hollered out, running from her seat towards the trio as some of the other hunters in the manor had rushed in upon hearing her voice to stop the fight.

Joseph was pulled back by an unforeseen force as he thrashed about in their arms, turning his head back to look at the mysterious and cunning Ripper.

”Let me go!” Joseph growled, writhing in Jack’s arms as he struggled to escape his tight grasp.

Wu Chang had been restrained by Percy and Luchino as the pair had shot Joseph a cruel, but cunning grin in his direction. “You three. Follow me this instant. I’m not playing around here.” Keigan snapped, stomping into the hallway as she beckoned for the trio to follow her pursuit.

Jack had finally let him go, walking down in the hallways behind Wu Chang was certainly rather tense and humiliating. Hanging his head low as he sat down in a seat far across from Wu Chang.

”I cannot believe you three! Making a scene like that-what were you guys thinking?!” Keigan exploded. “Those two started it-they were the ones that had my book after all?!” Joseph explained, Wu Chang threw his hands up in defense. “What?! We were just giving it back to him!” Xie Bi’an had loudly stated.

”Not by humiliating me in front of everyone at the dinner table?!” Joseph shouted, Keigan slammed her palms onto the table, making the trio jump in surprise.

”Enough with this fighting! Drop the subject immediately! Wu Chang, you shouldn’t have stolen Joseph’s book in the first place, nor should you have humiliated him completely in front of the entire manor!” Joseph had shot the other hunter a sly look before Keigan had turned to the shorter man. “And you, Joseph. You should not have been fighting in the first place. That’s one of the rules of our manor, number #7 to be exact. Do you two understand me?” Keigan firmly stated.

The trio silently nodded without a single word. Keigan’s expression grew softer. “Good. Now you two are expect to return to your rooms and not come back out of them unless it is to use the bathroom, or apologize to one another. Your matches will be suspended for a period of time. Do you understand me?” “Yes ma’am-“ the Trio had muttered together in unison as they had left.

Walking back to his room, Joseph had shoved the book deep inside of his closet. He swore that he would burn this book tomorrow morning so that he could forget this embarrassing memory and move on with his life after that. But-a part of him didn’t want to destroy the book. The deepest darkest core of him wished that he could-never mind…It was too humiliating to say.

Sitting in a armchair, he had started to go over and think about the events that had went down just moments earlier. Sure, he was rather embarrassed c but at the same time…the humiliation was kinda…relieving. The shame he had felt…the embarrassment…having everyone’s eyes on him…was actually kinda hot.

Just thinking about the sheer excitement he had started to feel just upon thinking about it had caused the Photographer to grow rather “excited”. He tried to focus himself on doing something else but soon the pain was too much to bear. He needed to fix this right away and he certainly didn’t want to do this himself, after all, the only thing that would come to his mind once he got his hand down his pants was the sight of the two hunters before him, touching him, licking him, and kissing him all over.

This was enough. Getting up from his seat, he had softly opened his door, walking across the hallway towards Wu Chang’s room. He hoped that they would accept his offer.

Knocking slowly on the door, Xie Bi’an had answered. His expression slivered when he had seen the shorter man. “Oh it’s you…” He bitterly muttered. Joseph grew nervous. “I want to apologize.” He had called out, a bit louder than he had expected, but to his surprise, nobody else had seemed to notice.

”Apologize?” A voice had called out from the back, Fan Wujiu had appeared from behind his husband, grinning from ear to ear. “I-I’m really sorry that I fought you two during dinner tonight, I shouldn’t have done that over such a silly little thing. I’m really sorry Wu Chang-if there’s anything I can do to make it better…please let me know!” Joseph stammered, looking the hunters up and down with a promiscuous look in his eyes. He hoped the two hunters could tell what he was trying to do.

There was a loud silence between the trio after the Photographer had uttered those words. Wu Chang looked at each other from the corner of their eyes, then back down at the man. “Anything?” Xie Bi’an had leered. Joseph nodded slowly, a faint blush growing on his cheeks. “Well then, come beg for forgiveness.” Bi’an had said with a rather cheerful tone, opening the door wider, the pair had welcomed the shorter man inside, sitting him down far back on their bed-side and had pulled the curtains closed.

”You know what we’re gonna do right? If you don’t want to take this route please don’t be afraid to speak up now.” Wujiu exclaimed walking next to the photographer, but Joseph nodded his head, “I’m fine with this, I want this.”

Wu Chang’s grin only got more wider.

”So tell me, Mr. Photographer…what exactly were you doing with that book?” Wujiu had questioned slyly. Joseph’s face turned red out of embarrassment. He felt rather awkward in this comprising position. “Reading it…for fun?-“ He stammered. His voice came out small and wobbly, much to the entertainment of the two hunters.

”What part of reading that was entertaining to you? How the main character of the story got fucked with a dildo? How they rode some guy they met 23 minutes ago while they sucked on her tits under she squirted on his dick? How the love interest ate the main character out until they came in their mouth? I know that you were getting off to the amount of porn that book contained, don’t try to hide it now…” Bi’an had un-shamefully stated as Wujiu hid a faint grin in the distance, the memory of passing by the Photographer’s room and seeing him fingering himself to the words in the book was certainly one that he would never forget.

He honestly wanted to just walk inside and maybe…help him out a little bit, but it would be rather disrespectful to bother the man, so Wujiu ended up just listening instead. Joseph bashfully covered up his face with his hands in embarrassment. “Well-um…yeah.” Joseph stammered.

The pair chuckled, Joseph grew rather hot, the two men in front of him had started to grow rather…comprising. He had never seemed to realize just how attractive the pair were with their long hair and moody eyes.

”Why? Why did you want to read the book so badly for?” Wujiu slyly pried, fixing his hair as he glanced over at Bi’an. “I have no answer-“ Joseph muttered.

To put it simple, Joseph had never kissed, dated, nor married. He had never been laid once in his life, and he was rather ashamed of it. Every single time that the adult hunters had spoken of their romantic or sexual encounters, all Joseph could do was just sit there feeling very jealous and feel extremely uncomfortable and laugh along and listen.

Back at Mary’s banquet ball, she and a few other hunters had started kissing one another and all Joseph could think was “I want to get kissed too.” He had watched Mary and Sangria laugh and smile as they kissed each other and the Geisha jump and bound around excitedly as if she had just won a life-changing award, getting all giggly as Mary had poked fun at her friend. Every single time Mary had came up to Joseph to mess with his hair or drink his wine and eat (steal) his food, he wished that she could kiss him too, but of course that never came.

Another time, he had went over to the survivor’s portion of the manor to deliver something to Ada’s room, she had dropped a collar or something from one of her more promiscuous outfits around the map and had forgotten to take it with her when she flew off on the chair, but when Joseph got to her room, the only sounds that came out behind the door were strange whimpers that the man could only identify as the “Patient’s”. Joseph had gotten extremely flustered and the only thing that was said to him after he had knocked and a top-less Ada had answered was a stern “leave it in front of the door.” Joseph had gotten very flustered and had immediately gotten so jealous of the pair.

All his career in the manor, he had wanted someone to make him feel as vulnerable as how Emil had been that one night. He wanted to be just as submissive as the latter, he wanted to obey every command that his partner would give him. Could today put an end to this silence?

”Say, Mr. Photographer, have you ever slept with someone? Kissed someone? Been involved in a romantic relationship with someone?” Bi’an pondered, getting up from his seat next to the Black Guard as he sat suspiciously close next to the Photographer, as their legs bumped one another. Bi’an had gently placed his pale hand around his waist, and Wujiu had gently taken the man’s hand into his own as Joseph softly gasped in mild shock and excitement. He grew slightly nervous.

”No-I haven’t…why…I’m like 25, these were milestones I should’ve have done ages ago.” Joseph muttered to his own disappointment. “Why do you seem so disappointed? There’s no need to apologize for not having sex? Everyone does it at different times…some a bit later than others.” Wujiu had kindly stated, ushering Joseph to shift back further onto the bed as he had plopped down next to the shorter man.

“If you want, we can help you out…” Joseph curiously tipped his head. “Help me out as in What…?” “Losing your virginity…everything…everything you desire, we can fulfill, but of course there are somethings we won’t do now since you’re still virgin.” Bi’an had softly muttered from the other side as he curled a finger around the white-haired man’s white locks as Joseph blushed, slightly nodding as the two men besides him grinned in an incomprehensible manner.

”Please, I want to do it with you two…” Joseph mustered out, as embarrassing as it was to say it, he was glad that he was getting this unforgettable opportunity.

”Oh really? You want to do it with us?” Bi’an had snickered, Wujiu held back a laugh by his side as Joseph’s ears grew red with embarrassment. “Yes, I do…I’m all yours, take control of me-” Joseph spat out, his flustered voice barely a whisper by now, face red from embarrassment.

”Oh really? This is what a kiss feels like…” Wujiu coyly whispered in Joseph’s ear, making him shudder.

Pulling the Photographer’s head closer to his face, Wujiu proceeded to slowly lean in and kiss the man, making Joseph jump a little from the shock. Wujiu’s lips tasted like black sugar, and his lips were rather soft, Joseph was awfully inexperienced and Wujiu was a very good kisser, at least in Joseph’s eyes. Joseph felt nervous at first but the feeling soon subsided as soon as he felt the hunter smiling against his lips.

Joseph had pulled apart from the hunter’s lips as he took a breath of air, feeling more confident he smashed his lips back against Wujiu’s as the two had made out. It suddenly felt so natural, as if Joseph had kissed thousands before. The kiss was growing heavier and heavier by the minute, the duration growing shorter and shorter as Wujiu had took a moment to pause and instruct the shorter man to open his mouth more as the photographer had complied.

Joseph had opened his mouth slightly so that Wujiu slipped his tongue inside as the pair had begun swapping saliva as Bi’an’s long fingers had gently grazed his neck from behind, making the sensitive man softly moan and shudder into the kiss, moaning into Wujiu’s mouth as he did so.

”Ah-Ah Wujiu, I think it’s my turn with the lucky boy now-“ Bi’an had slowly interrupted, pulling Joseph’s face towards him to make out as Fan had rolled his eyes in a slight annoyance towards his lover and had bent his head down towards Joseph’s neck, grazing his hand over slowly as he whimpered into the White Guard’s mouth. Planting soft kisses on Joseph’s neck and gradually beginning to gently suck on the pale flesh leaving light purple marks, grinning as he heard Joseph audibly moan into Bi’an’s mouth much to his entertainment and Joseph’s embarrassment. Stifling back laughter as he clasped the shorter hunter’s jaw as he softly ran his thumb over the Photographer’s chin.

”Aren’t you just so lucky Joseph, getting to sleep with two hunters at the same time. What a luxury. Not very many people get to do that you know? Especially with their first time.” Wujiu prodded, gently sucking on the latter’s soft neck, adding more hickeys as Joseph had groaned from the pleasure, growing wetter and wetter from the stimulation. Joseph could feel Bi’an start to smile against his lips from the erotic noises that Joseph was producing as the sexual tension in that room was growing by the second.

Compared to one another, Bi’an was a very passionate and a slow kisser, wanting to take things slowly and build up the tension, while Wujiu had been a rather intense and more fast paced kisser, wanting to speed things up and get to the “main event” as soon as possible.

As Joseph pulled away from the kiss to take a breather, a string of saliva had ran down his chin as he reached up to wipe it. His breathing was heavy and his cheeks were already flushed, his lips were slightly swollen as a result from kissing the two hunters, and his neck had been marked with hickeys by the courtesy of Wujiu. He could suddenly feel the sharp gaze of the two men that had peered down at him. “What? What is it?” Joseph snapped out of slight annoyance.

”We only just kissed and you’re already exhausted huh.” Wujiu playfully taunted as Bi’an snickered into his hand. Feeling his face grow red as he shyly covered it up. “I-I’m sorry...I’m really…I don’t know…was this a bad idea, please don’t stop.” The two hunter’s eyes grew wide as they quickly reassured him that it wasn’t a problem at all.

Once the mood had calmed down, Joseph had gave the okay, signaling for the other two hunters to continue on with what they were doing. Wujiu had been the first one to make a move, reaching his cold hand down towards Joseph’s chest, slightly groping him as Bi’an kissed alongside the edge of the man’s jawline. The photographer covered his face with slight humiliation as the man had unbuttoned Joseph’s shirt, revealing his pale chest to the world.

Joseph’s face grew red from being seen in such a vulnerable manner, his hands instinctively raising to cover up his body as Bi’an gently stopped the man, shaking his head slightly. “Don’t be shy, Mr. Photographer…it’s only us that’s seeing you, we don’t judge. And besides, if anyone was to somehow walk in, they wouldn’t be able to see anything that was behind this curtain.” Wujiu reassured, pointing at the large curtain sheet separating the main room and the large bed. Bi’an had slowly grazed Joseph’s nipple as he watched the photographer shudder from the pleasure while Wujiu’s hand had slowly ran down towards Joseph’s thigh in the process much to the oblivion of the other hunter.

”May I?” Wujiu softly muttered into Joseph’s ear as Joseph shyly nodded, slipping off the rest of his shirt as Wujiu had suddenly grasped the Photographer’s thigh with a mild intensity, making him gasp out in shock as the taller pair had briefly laughed from his reaction.

Gently tugging at his pants, Joseph had practically tore everything he had on below his waist off instantly as the Photographer’s wet cunt was revealed towards the two men as Wu Chang had grinned in a incomprehensible manner. “I’m sorry, I don’t have a-“ “Don’t worry about it Joseph, we just want you to have a wonderful first time. But we are still gonna make fun of you a little bit.” Bi’an reassured as he planted a soft kiss on Joseph’s cheek as he covered his face in mild humiliation. Wujiu playfully glanced at his partner with fake exhaustion as he slightly nodded.

”Joseph…since you’ve been reading about this topic so much…why don’t you show us what you’ve read and demonstrate it for us?” Bi’an grinned in a rather sadistic manner as he watched Joseph squirm in humiliation. “Why don’t you guys do it for me instead?” He had suggested, much to the amusement of the other hunters. “You were the one with the book right? Did you do all that hard reading for nothing? You’ll disappoint all your English teachers in the past. C’mon now, show us what you’ve learned.” Wujiu playfully snarled, grazing a hand along the shorter hunter’s thigh, gently urging him to spread his legs open.

”Spread your legs open Desaulniers, ah-a bit more, there we go…can you touch yourself for us dear?” Xie Bi’an cooed, gently holding his legs open as Joseph bit his lip in humiliation and a bit of frustration. The petname making him feel all sorts of feelings that he had never felt before.

”I guess so-“ Joseph muttered, his face reddened as he slowly reached his hand down towards his flower, “I’m only doing…this because you guys asked me too, I’m not-“ Joseph stammered as the two hunters above him watched as the Photographer had started to rub his clit in slow circles. He rolled his head back and had held back a groan of pleasure by muffling his moans with his other free hand as he made his way down to his opening, teasing the small bud shortly above as it had made the man shudder and slightly twitch as the two taller hunters watched with lust in their eyes.

Extending his hand down further near his entrance, Joseph hit a sensitive spot outside of his opening and had immediately gasped with pleasure. ”F-fuck-! G-God it feels so…” Joseph gasped, voice growing wobbly with pleasure as he pushed his middle finger inside, curving his fingers against his walls as he started to slowly thrust in and out as he clasped a hand over his mouth to cover up the vulnerable sounds that he made while touching himself. Wu Chang was quite entertained as to say.

Feeling as if it was not enough to entertain the two other hunters, Joseph decided to add his ring finger as he slowly pushed it inside, and eventually his pointer finger was added alongside the mix. Fingering himself as he watched Bi’an and Wujiu start to lean in to one another and make out as Joseph grew rather jealous. “I’m right here you know.” He sarcastically muttered with a hint of playfulness in his tone, smirking devilishly as the two hunters grinned at the man, “gosh, you really are a needy little thing, we love that about you Desaulniers….” Bi’an had sadistically stated with a large grin as the Photographer beneath him was having a much harder time attempting to hide his sounds of pleasure.

”Ahh-It feels so good…I…” Joseph moaned under his breath, feeling the hand covering his mouth being removed as he peered back up at the two hunters.

”Joseph…don’t hide your noises -let it all out. Let all of the erotic and shameful noises that you make tonight. After all, we’ve been here at this manor for so long now, we have to find ways to entertain ourselves…and one another. Nobody really cares about the sounds anymore.” Wujiu coyly muttered inside of Joseph’s ear, extending his hand down towards Joseph’s pussy, gently grasping the photographer’s hand as he watched and practically guided the shorter man to finger himself, feeling the movements the Photographer made to hit all the right places.

Joseph immediately took notice of just how small his hands were compared to the Guard and immediately wondered how they would feel inside of him. After all, he was one of the shortest hunters in the manor, somehow coming up even shorter than the docile Michiko, who was a full 5 inches taller than him, and the reclusive Nightwatch who had been 3 inches taller than the man without his stilts. Joseph thought that it was rather unfair.

Placing some short but quick kisses on Joseph’s neck, Joseph moaned in shock as he had heard someone above laughing at his sudden noise. Taking his hand out from his opening, he had proudly shown it to the other two hunters, covered with his own pre-cum as Bi’an smiled, reaching down towards the photographer’s pussy. “See…I’ve been studying all right.” Joseph playfully snapped back as Bi’an grinned.

”Certainly, very well done…” the White Guard had said, waving the Photographer’s hand away gently as he inserted one finger into the Photographer, resting to see if it was too much for the the man to handle. Wujiu was watching Joseph moan from just how deep the White Guard’s fingers went inside of him, the size difference of his fingers causing Joseph to emit a very lewd pornish sounding moan. “You feel good, shall I add another one-“ Bi’an said half dazed as he started to finger the man below him.

“God-please do, I want more- G-God…oh fuck…” Joseph shakingly mustered out, feeling the hunter adding another finger into his pussy, curling it slightly as he started to thrust back and forth. Hitting Joseph’s G spot as Wujiu curiously watched the pair with pure lust, after all, Bi’an was the most experienced in hands-only sexual encounters.

After all, he had never once failed to make someone squirt from fingering them, or just by abusing their clit, or he had never once failed at making one orgasm by a handjob, he always finished what he started without expecting too much back.

The guard still remembered it clear as day how Mary was hosting an “adults-only” party and she had gone into the bathroom with him, the pair ended up hooking up almost immediately. Aesop was treated so kindly after making an obscure offer to the attractive hunter so he could get a promotion to the next tier in rank. Wu Chang found it rather interesting but nevertheless exciting.

Moaning wasn’t the only sound that was coming from the room, as very wet noises had started to erupt from Joseph as Joseph clung onto the Black Guard’s cold hand for support. Realizing just how tiny his hands were compared to the other hunters, he knew he was tiny, Mary would tease him about it almost every other day much to his dismay, and Michiko would tell him that his time would come soon. And don’t even get him started on that strange mysterious Ann with the oddball cat by her side that always begged for food at the dinner table.

“God-do you hear yourself Joseph? You’re so fucking wet, I can hear it so well up here.” Wujiu teased, giggling as he watched his husband fingering the shorter hunter’s wet cunt, making the Photographer a flustered, moaning mess, twitching here and there from the sensitivity of his pussy, eyes droning back every now and then.

Rubbing his clit in a slow circle, Wujiu had decided to kiss the Photographer as Joseph had whimpered into his mouth. “P-please I’m getting close…” Joseph gasped out loud as the two hunters above him laughed in response.

The euphoric pressure was getting too much and soon a familiar feeling had started to blossom in his lower half. “Ah-oh my God right there-yes-I’m coming…I’m coming-“ Joseph gasped, the pleasure becoming too much, but the pair did not stop their pursuit, “come on my fingers then, I won’t mind.” Bi’an happily said, with a sly glimmer in his eyes as Joseph’s eyes had suddenly rolled to the back of his head and had came all over Bi’an’s long fingers, wetness everywhere as the man shuddered from the orgasm. “Coming- ahh…” Joseph groaned, hand droning down to his crotch as he urged the taller hunter to pull his fingers out.

Pulling his hand out, a hot sticky liquid had slowly poured out onto Wujiu’s fingers as Joseph’s orgasm came onto the bed. His head rolled back from mild exhaustion before he had seen the eager faces of the other two hunters.

“Are you ready for some more Joseph? You’re in for a treat, this is only the start.” Bi’an had curiously grinned. Joseph happily nodded, there was no way in hell that he could just pass up an opportunity like this.

”Be a good hunter and get on your knees right now.” Wujiu had firmly ordered, grasping the man’s chin and forcing him to look up at him as Joseph had obeyed immediately, watching as the two men unbuckled their belts and pulled off their pants, sitting on the bed before him. Their half-hard dicks had sprung out in front of Joseph much to his pure shock.

”What do you think?” The White Guard curiously questioned. ”They’re-big…” Joseph stammered. The two men above chuckled in amusement, “we haven’t even gotten to the good part yet-“ He had heard one of them say, but Joseph had already started to take Wujiu’s dick into his mouth, clasping the base as he did so. He had watched many explicit videos…all of which had been borrowed from Mary without her permission, he had seen the actors and actresses perform fellatio many times, surely it was just putting the dick in your mouth and just bobbing your head up and down on it. Joseph was sure of it.

Joseph had sucked both of the men’s dicks individually in his mouth but had soon grown disappointed when the pair didn’t seem to make any audible sounds of pleasure, even though their faces were grimaced with sexual innuendo.

“The way you use your mouth is…not enough. Focus on the tip sweetheart.” Wujiu softly muttered, clasping Joseph’s chin as he placed him near Bi’an’s cock. Gliding his tongue over the tip, Joseph finally heard the man above him groan in pleasure, as Joseph switched over to Wujiu, sinking himself down on Wujiu’s length, bobbing his head a few times before switching to the other man’s cock, repeating the exact same thing.

The guards had slowly started emitting lewd noises, groaning every now and then, sometimes they would grab the photographer’s hair and guide the man to where they wanted him to be. Sometimes they would gently shove his face back down on their dicks.

Wujiu and Bi’an were starting to grow rather antsy as they made out together, they both had wanted to just scoop the man up and just absolutely ruin him in their arms, but they had to just wait for the perfect time to act upon it, after all, Joseph was still a virgin and they wanted his first time to be the best possible time that a man could ever have in his lifetime.

They started talking amongst themselves in Chinese; a language that Joseph felt a little upset about when he couldn’t understand what they had been saying.

”你觉得我们的小弟弟能同时插进去吗”

”别傻了,你还记得我们和那个防腐剂做的时候发生了什么吗.”

”好吧 让我们正常进行吧.”

Joseph had started to gain more confidence and kiss the hunters with more passion. Sure he hadn’t gotten any better at kissing in the past minute but it didn’t matter as Joseph was practically promptly ushered up to the edge of the bed where Wujiu had been standing on the side of the bed while Bi’an was kneeling right directly on the bed.

”Tilt your head back for me Desaulniers.” “Are you comfortable in this position? Do you want to lay further in the middle of the bed?” Joseph had tried to answer the pair’s questions as best as he could as he adjusted himself accordingly on the bed, riddled with excitement.

Tilting his head back so that he could suck on Wujiu’s dick, Joseph could feel the heat of the other hunter’s mouth heating upon his entrance. Tongue teasing his hole as he squirmed in impatience. He was awfully wet, and the teasing did not help such matters either.

Licking the other hunter’s pussy, Joseph moaned out in deep pleasure from the sudden wet feeling, feeling the same warm, wet sensation under him that was not one of his “toys”. He didn’t even know that the two hunters had experience this good…it was so much better than using a vibrator, but of course he would never tell a soul that he owned one.

Bi’an’s tongue circled around Joseph’s sensitive bud and he had squirmed with slight overstimulation as Wujiu had held the man in his arms, running his thumbs over his nipples as the white guard continued his oral stimulation on the man.

”Putain, oh putain, putain de merde, c'est incroyable.”

But much to his oblivion, Yidhra had decided to go snooping again in other people’s rooms without their permission, using her invisibility as an advantage and had came across Joseph’s collection of “toys” in his closet. That was one of the only times the outer-goddess had gotten flustered as she had never snooped in someone else’s room after this since that incident.

But as soon as Joseph had reached down to grab Bi’an’s head to push him down on his clit, the latter had already kneeled back up, a thin string of excess cum dripping from his lips, licking it up as Bi’an made direct eye contact with the smaller hunter.

”You taste good, you drink a lot of water?” Bi’an playfully teased as Joseph blushed and looked away. “Oh stop-“

Wu Chang had laughed together as Joseph rolled his eyes in annoyance and bashfulness, much to the entertainment of the other hunters. “Did you put on a condom Bi’an?” Wujiu had questioned suddenly from above the shorter man, to which the White Guard had agreed, waving around a torn open condom wrapper in his hand as if he was showing off an award.

”Oh my fucking God, can you just put it in already?! Salauds d'enculés!” Joseph shouted in desperation, face growing riddled with impatience. Bi’an laughed, a whole hearted laugh as he reassured the Photographer that he would get to it immediately as he gently slide his dick in as Joseph and Bi’an moaned and shivered from the new feeling. The vibrations of his moaning had caused the other hunter to groan softly under his breath in pleasure from the warmth.

Grimacing at the slight pain, Bi’an had taken notice of his slight uncomfortableness. “You alright? Does it hurt? Do you want me to pull out? Should I take it slower? What do you want me to do?” Joseph sucked in a short breath. “It feels a little bit painful…I don’t think that I haven’t adjusted enough yet…please kiss me…my body’s adjusting slower than usual.” he mustered slowly, feeling a bit burdened and embarrassed for telling Bi’an his body wasn’t quite comfortable yet, tears burning slightly in the back of his eyes as Wujiu had leaned down without a problem and had kissed the Photographer on his lips, caressing his bare chest as he did so, using a finger to slightly graze over his plush pink nipple.

The uncomfortable pain in his lower half had gone away as Joseph sunk into the bed with more ease. “We good? You good?” Bi’an had asked with a large grin on his face, the other two hunters nodded in response.

Lifting the shorter hunter’s waist slightly up into the air, Wujiu had placed two of his fingers in the man’s mouth, instructing him to simply suck.

Bi’an had began to thrust into Joseph, his thrusts started off slow and steady, causing the latter to moan out in pleasure as Wujiu thrusted his fingers into Joseph’s mouth, causing the man to gag a little bit. Tears of pleasure started to form in the Photographer’s eyes.

The sexual tension inside of the room was starting to grow rather intense. All three men were starting to emit porn like sounds, loudly and lewdly from the immense amount of pleasure that it had exerted out of them. Bi’an had started to grow faster and had started to lean over the shorter man, Joseph watched as the pair had made out right above him, it was practically like a scene from one of Joseph’s favorite films.

The two Guards peered down at the photographer with large smirks residing on their faces. “Feeling good?” Joseph had heard one of them say as he nodded in a euphoric, trance-like daze.

Joseph whimpered from the amount of pleasure he was receiving as he felt two cold hands running their hands over his waist as the other ran his hands along his neck, causing drool to slowly run down his chin.

Joseph had started to feel a familiar feeling in his lower half. “Ah-hah-Im gonna-Im gonna come-!” He moaned, peering up at the other two hunters as they had grinned, non-verbally welcoming him to cum.

Giving one last loud moan, he had gave out one last loud moan before he had came all over Bi’an’s cock, as the other hunter quickly pulled out, watching as warm liquid sprayed out onto the man and the bedsheets. Watching as the man before him played with his clit to ride out his orgasm until he couldn’t anymore.

Laughing, Bi’an had took his cock and had groaned as he had stroked it a couple of times, coming on the shorter man as hot, white ropes sprayed all over his chest and stomach.

”Have you had enough?” Wujiu furiously questioned with an incomprehensible innuendo as Joseph peered up at the pair with lewd eyes, “I’m all yours.” He coyly said as Bi’an leaned down to kiss his neck one more time.

His hair was completely messed up and beads of sweat and tears adorned his pale, porcelain face as his legs slightly trembled as a result from the immense amount of pleasure that he had faced. “That was all?…” Joseph said in slight disappointment, rubbing his face with the back of his hand as he watched the taller hunters get their clothes back on.

”Did you want another round? Well, if you wanted that so badly, we can do that next time…since you’re not a virgin anymore, we don’t want to quite literally break you if we go another round, Ms. Emily would be quite upset if we did that again.”

Bi’an yawned as he spoke, thinking about the time he and Wujiu had bedded the Embalmer and he had lost his virginity, the pair had gone a few several rounds and the next day he had written the pair a “angry” note that he couldn’t really walk after their “rendezvous”. The black haired hunter ran his fingers through his long hair as he had started to get up from his bed.

”So how was it…your first time? Wasn’t it such a luxury to lose it to not one but two people at the same time?” Wujiu had curiously pondered, pulling on his clothes as he eagerly looked at the shorter man. “It was…intense…” Joseph gasped, Wu Chang grinned. “Well, they say that two is better than one.” Bi’an had giggled, much to Wujiu’s mild embarrassment.

Grabbing a brush from the bedside table, Wujiu had gently combed the Photographer’s hair as Bi’an had cleaned up the man, wiping off his mess as he helped him shuffle on his clothes. “What do we do now?” Joseph curiously pondered.

”Well…we will take the bedsheets to the laundry room and ask Keigan for some more. We’ll go take a shower together in the bathing room and have some tea together until our curfew strikes and we have to return to our separate rooms.” Bi’an muttered, shuffling on his clothes as he extended his arms towards the other two hunters sitting on the bed.

The trio had then proceeded to de-sheet the mattress and had left the room together as a group. “I hope we weren’t too loud…” Joseph sighed, legs a bit shaky as he walked between the two. “Joseph…as I said, we’ve been stuck at this manor for…who knows long…we certainly have to get creative in order to pass the time. At least we aren’t the type of people to do it during matches.” Bi’an had said, coughing into his hand as he did so. He could never forget the time when he had caught two survivors going at in the basement, he had surrendered out of second-hand embarrassment for the pair. After the match, they had showered the hunters with apologetic gifts and ambiguous looks, which resulted in the two survivors being bedded by the elusive Wu Chang.

After walking out of the Laundromat, the trio had stopped outside of the Clerk’s door, knocking gently as Keigan had almost immediately answered it. Her expression had changed from mild contempt to slight exasperation. “Hello you…three. Did you guys need something? Or are you guys here to argue again, although that doesn’t seem to be an issue since you guys seem very…serene. That’s good? Glad to see you three have…made up with one another.” She sighed.

”Not at all, we’ve already resolved our conflic and we would like to get some new bedsheets…for our bed please.” Wujiu had politely stated with a hint of mischievousness in his tone. Adjusting her glasses, Keigan had immediately headed towards the back of the room, returning a second later with a large mattress sheet.

”Here you guys go…and just to be square…” The trio had turned around curiously at what the Clerk had wanted to say.

”Please…keep the volume down next time.”

Notes:

”我們喜歡你…”