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Maybe this should be r/dating_advice, but I’m sure we’ll end up together eventually. I really just need advice on how to start.
I (36F) met the most interesting woman I’ve ever seen (~30F) yesterday. I’ve been a big fan of her ever since I read her file. I was posing as a contact of her partner in the ISA while searching for an artificial superintelligence (don’t ask), and after she discovered the person I was posing as tied up in the bathtub, I revealed myself and was about to torture her with an iron (she was super into it) but I had to leave because my boss called.
I don’t know where she went after that, but I can track her down wherever she is and send her a message. I was thinking something like, “Hey, not sorry about trying to torture you, but do you want to get dinner sometime? Signed, your #1 fan”
If anyone has any better ideas, please let me know!!