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The video started with Finn checking the phone’s balance before quickly taking a few steps back, taking his position. Leo was sitting on one of the low stools by the kitchen isle, and Finn placed himself behind him, where Logan was already standing, arms crossed and sunglasses on, like the other two.
In the corner of the video, a screenshot with a series of texts was displayed, but without any indication of the sender’s name.
Seriously Leo, get over it. It’s not like I treated you THAT badly, stop playing the victim. It wasn’t even my fault. We don’t all live in a perfect world like you do. So chill the fuck down and keep both your watchdogs away from me.
The song started, and Leo mouthed along, a grin on his face.
I was into you, but I'm over it now.
And I was tryin' to be nice
But nothing's getting through, so let me spell it out.
Then Logan and Finn joined him, faces blank, looking like bodyguards, standing straight and square behind their boyfriend.
A-B-C-D-E, F-U
And your mom and your sister and your job
And your broke-ass car and that shit you call art
Leo was still mouthing along, shoulders shaking with a barely contained laugh as the boys behind him began to send middle fingers to the screen, dancing chaotically at the rhythm of the song.
Fuck you and your friends that I'll never see again
Everybody but your dog, you can all fuck off.
At the end, you could clearly see Logan spelling out more insults to the phone, a possessive arm going around Leo’s neck as Finn continued his little middle-fingers dance and patted Leo on the head, the blonde boy now laughing openly as he leaned on Logan.
After rewatching it together and laughing even harder, they posted the video on TikTok. It quickly went viral, some people imitating their stance and some trying to figure out who the mysterious texter was. Many comments screamed how cute they were, or how rude it was of someone to break the goalie’s heart.