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annoying gay theatre nerds
Rachel Berry
> Can we please change our chat name?
porcelain
> why? it fits
Rachel Berry
> Some of us are straight, Kurt.
tina!
> ok but most of us are gay rachel, so u gotta live with it
san <3
> rachel u can’t keep denying it
Rachel Berry
> Can’t keep denying what?
asian dancer
> she meant your sexuality
Rachel Berry
> I’m straight, if that’s what you want to know.
san <3
> see what I mean??
finn hudson
> santana don’t be mean
britt <3
> finn... that’s mean
san <3
> love u britt <3
merslaydes
> wankyy
san <3
> that’s MY line
queen fabgay
> rach can u plssss turn off ur auto caps, it’s rlly annoying, i'm pretty sure ur the only one on this chat with it on
professor x
> ^^
merslaydes
> ^
britt <3
> ^
san <3
> ^^^
asian dancer
> ^
tina!
> ^^
porcelain
> ^^
finn hudson
> come on guys, don’t be mean :(
Rachel Berry
> Thank you, Finn!
finn hudson
> i do agree with them tho, auto caps make my eyes hurt
Rachel Berry
> I don’t know how to turn them off.
finn hudson
> omw!
porcelain
> blaine just fell asleep on my lap
san <3
> wanky
porcelain
> yes? bc he’s my bf
sex shark
> can we all stop being so gay
professor x
> no
> read the chat name
finn hudson
> who is WE?
> rach n i r straight
tina!
> yeah I told myself that for the last 15 years
> look what happened
san <3
> same thing happened to me
queen fabgay
> and me
porcelain
> and me
professor x
> and me
finn hudson
> OKAY we get it jeez thanks
Rachel Berry
> wait tina you’re gay too?
asian dancer
> bitch where have u been, she came out as bi last year
Rachel Berry
> oh my apologies.
queen fabgay
> rachel.
> when i said turn off auto caps i meant changing ur name too.
Rachel Berry
> oh i'm sorry then, you didn’t specify it.
> i don’t exactly know how to change my name though.
sex shark
> oh my fucking god
> this chat is so boring
> can we talk about something interesting??
queen fabgay changed Rachel Berry to barbra berry
britt <3
> where’s santana
san <3
> i'm sitting right next to u babe
britt <3
> oh hi :)
san <3
> <3
merslaydes
> oh my god GET A ROOM
> some of us are single
sammy
> i'm single mercedes :D
merslaydes
> good to know that im not alone on this
blaine warbler
> get the fucking hint girl
> hes hitting on u
merslaydes
> bitch werent u sleeping
> also im gonna ignore all of sam’s not-so-subtle flirting
sammy
> why :(
san <3
> don’t be mean to my trouty, cedes >:(
finn hudson
> im bored does anyone wanna come over
professor x
> already rolling down the street as we speak
porcelain
> finn wtf
finn hudson
> what did i do??
porcelain
> idk maybe stop inviting them over
asian dancer
> what the actual fuck kurt I thought u were our friend
porcelain
> i am, but u guys come over practically every day now
queen fabgay
> do u not enjoy our company?
porcelain
> ok u guys can stfu now just get ur asses over here
finn hudson
> yay :D
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porcelain updated their private story: gay in stilettos
[Video description: The new directions all sitting on the floor of the Hudson-Hummels living room, each holding some form of snack as Kurt sat on the couch behind them. They were all staring at the TV, that was playing Thor: Ragnarok as the camera pans to Burt sitting on the kitchen stool with a bored expression.]
Captioned: dad just said we should just adopt these shenanigans
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san <3 updated their private story: the biggest dyke you’ll ever meet
[Video description: The camera zooms in on Valkyrie’s face then pans to Brittany, who has a frown on her face]
Captioned: britt didn’t like me simping over valkyrie
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@brittspierce has posted on Instagram!
[Image description: There are two pictures in total; The first one is (kind of) a badly taken picture of everyone in the living room, the second picture taken is from Santana’s right side. She is holding a bag of chips and staring at the screen with wide eyes as Valkyrie is on it.]
Captioned: home is where the heart is <3 (even though my girlfriend’s simping over a fictional character)
@thesantanalopez: u know i love u more than anything <3
@brittspierce: i love u too <3