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Stacy added Candace, Jeremy, Vanessa, and Perry to a group
Stacy renamed the group "The Older Siblings"
Stacy
You all know why you are here today
Candace
What if I don't?
Perry
What if I don't?
Wait
Stacy
SIBLINGS CONFIRMED
Candace
NO
WE ARE NOT
Vanessa
Hahahahahahaha
Jeremy
Ok, but why is it just the five of us?
And I thought Vanessa was an only child
Vanessa
I have a robot brother
Jeremy
Oh, that's right
Candace
And you don't question that apparently my pet platypus qualifies?
Perry
I'm not really your pet
Candace
Close enough
Stacy
Again, siblings
to answer Jeremy's question, Jenny doesn't really hang out with us much anymore, and I didn't really feel like inviting Albert. lemme know if you've got other suggestions
Jeremy
Candace, he's a part of your family and has been watching over you guys for years. Plus he's probably got some platypus siblings or family somewhere, which might make him an older sibling
Perry
I always knew I liked you
Jeremy
Thanks, you too!
Candace
Oh, I meant it's just weird cuz he's so much younger than us, though I guess since if you count in platypus years and that he's a secret agent it works.
Of course he's part of the family. What would make you think that I didn't think he was part of the family? Obviously he's part of the family, I'm just saying, y'know, we don't act like siblings
Perry
Nice save
Also, I don't have any other family...that I know of
Vanessa
Ouch
Perry
Sorry, meant platypus family
Obviously you, Heinz, and Norm are family as well
Vanessa
Good. Thought I was gonna have to tell Norm his dad just disowned him
Candace
Wait wait wait, his dad??
Vanessa
Yeah, Perry is kind of my robot brother Norm's adoptive dad
Candace
I have a robot nephew???
Stacy
I thought you weren't "siblings"
Candace
If it means I have a nephew, then yes we are
I'd have to wait forever for Phineas and Isabella to realize they both like each other or wait until Suzy grows up after Jeremy and I get married.
Ferb's a wild card, but that would at least be a few years, I would hope
Are you hiding any more nieces or nephews, Perry?
Perry
No
Candace
Oh, right, you said you didn't have any other family that you know of
Wait, I just realized that this makes me an aunt to Vanessa's brother
That is freaky
Vanessa
Welcome to my world
Shall I tell Norm he has an aunt?
Perry
NO
Candace
And two uncles! Actually, can Jeremy be his uncle too?
Perry
…Why
Candace
You said you always liked him
Perry
Fine
Jeremy
It's okay if you don't want to
I'd be totally okay not being an uncle to Vanessa's brother
Vanessa
I'd be totally okay with that too
Perry
Jeremy, you're probably going to be anyway sooner or later
Might as well start now!
Vanessa
Alright, when should I tell Norm?
Perry
Tomorrow. Right now he'd just explode from the excitement
Jeremy
Literally or figuratively?
Vanessa
Literally
Stacy
Is it too late for me to become an aunt to Norm?
Perry
Really?
Fine, I don't care anymore
You do realize this means that when you guys have kids they'll be my nieces and nephews, right?
Stacy
I don't mind
Vanessa
Not mine
Candace
WAIT
I DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH
AMANDA AND XAVIER WILL HAVE A PLATYPUS UNCLE
Jeremy
Cool!
Perry
Mwahahahaha
Vanessa
Nice evil laugh, Perry
Perry
Thanks