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Charles: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Gina: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Rosa: I agree with Gina. Do that to me and you’re dead.
Charles: But it’s so romantic! You guys have no taste…
Gina: Uh, excuse-me? You, Charles, are saying this? Even though I would like to erase that part of my story * she trembles* I kinda saw you for a while, and your definition of what’s romantic sucks. I mean, I’ve only been dating Rosa for a few months, but damn, she sure knows how to treat a woman, and she knows better than to wake up me up in my sleep!
Charles: …
Charles: WAIT WHAT! You-you two ARE DATING? HOW DIDN’T I SEE IT? HOW? WHY?
Charles: Tell me everything.
Rosa: We ain’t telling you nothing, and you better shut your mouth about this. Remember, I know where you live. I know you wouldn’t want Nikolaj to grow up without his “Papa”.
Charles: Okay, okay, no need to be aggressive, I won’t tell anyone…
Gina, head turned to Rosa: But, Rosie, even if Charles did talk about our relationship to other people, would it be that bad? I mean, together, we’re the most powerful, badass and hot couple ever.
Rosa: True, but I want the squad to discover it themselves. Like, they’re fucking detectives. They’re already so stupid for not having discovered it sooner, I want to know how long it will yet take for them to understand. Then, I’ll be able to mock them for an even longer time because of it.
Gina: That’s the woman I fell in love with… Okay, Charles, you keep your idiot mouth shut, Rosa’s idea is great.