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Todoroki, looked at the common room ceiling, silently pondering.
Sero touched his shoulder. "You okay there, Brodoroki?"
"I was thinking… if Asui french-kissed someone, would they choke to death?"
Asui looked over. "I have no idea, ribbit. I've never kissed anyone on the mouth, let alone with my tongue."
"Oh. Neither have I."
She nodded and closed the book she'd been reading. "Do you mind stepping outside for a moment, ribbit?"
"No." Todoroki got up.
The other students watched them walk out. A few moments later, they returned. Todoroki sat down. "It turns out the answer is 'no.'"
Pandemonium reigned.