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one day, kendall roy was walking down the street. ignoring his responsibilities as a member of the rich and famous roy family, he was walking down the street listening to doja cat. finding a nearby coffee shop, he obviously walks in.
"DINGGGG," says the door, with the automatic ding thing idfk.
"Oh Hello There. " says none other than... JOSEPH JOESTAR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
"yeah uh hey um can i get uhhhh espresso ..." he tries to think of what people with a normal income would order, although he would normally order the Awesome Gold Leaf Coffee Drug Coffee 3000 Infused With Diamond Flakes. but he didnt want to seem rich or anything.
joseph looked confused for a second, as if he knew nothing about the concept of coffee. there was a long pause................. joseph says "Oh yeah dude we don't sell coffee"
"uh well ummmm the sign says... coffee shop. so, *dude*, where is your coffee. do you have to harvest the beans yourself. if so please take me to the coffee bean farm." kendall says very seriously
joseph is very nervous. "Ok well our chef can only make..."
"you have a chef? what does your chef make? fuckin, uh, bob dylan burger?"
"Wtf is that"
"thats not important."
"Our chef can only make krabby patties."
"don't tell me..."
in the back room was none other than spongebob squarepants.